Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Glad I got my autographs years ago. I didn't pay that much for the 2004 Super Bowl team. I gotta believe it is totally worth it. Everyone should have something signed by the goat.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have a couple goofy autographs but one TREMENDOUS one... the bar in my basement has always been called "The Cape".

I have an autographed Adam Vinatier that says, "To the guys at The Cape, Damn right I caught Hershel Walker"

If my house ever catches fire, I'll make sure about half my family is out and then I'm going in for that autograph

 

[WI_Wino]

I have a couple goofy autographs but one TREMENDOUS one... the bar in my basement has always been called "The Cape".

I have an autographed Adam Vinatier that says, "To the guys at The Cape, Damn right I caught Hershel Walker"

If my house ever catches fire, I'll make sure about half my family is out and then I'm going in for that autograph

Your prized autograph is from a kicker?

Seriously?

 

[GenIke]

Roses are gay
Pats fans are gayer
**** poetry
and listen to Slayer.

If there was ever a post that needed "Roll Tide" at the end, it's this one.

 

[GenIke]

I have a couple goofy autographs but one TREMENDOUS one... the bar in my basement has always been called "The Cape".

I have an autographed Adam Vinatier that says, "To the guys at The Cape, Damn right I caught Hershel Walker"

If my house ever catches fire, I'll make sure about half my family is out and then I'm going in for that autograph

That is awesome. He didnt even have a name then, he was just the "kicker" lol.

I met Walter Payton on a plane when I was ten and got a couple of autographs from him. He was as humble and awesome as all those stories about him claim.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If there was ever a post that needed "Roll Tide" at the end, it's this one.

Holy relevant fact!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Room booked for next year

 

[paulthenurse]

Isn't it in Minnesota? In February? Whaddaya nuckin' futz?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Game tix just that much cheaper

 

[HoppyDaze]

You wish he had you counting his money...

I have standards

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Autocorrect. He meant STD's.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Account for that!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

good player, bad person

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're an ass

 

[HoppyDaze]

How could it be possible that someone sees him differently than you? Insane.

 

[stratslinger]

That's exactly how someone can see Brady in the light Hoppys seeing him: insanity

 

[HoppyDaze]

So you agree it's insane to see TB in a different light than the typical Pats fan?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How could it be possible that someone sees him differently than you? Insane.

Oh I totally accept someone sees him differently than me. That would be insane to think every single person views ANYONE the exact same way.

I was just saying that you're an ass.

Two separate topics that are mutually exclusive.

You see Brady doing what every super-popular athlete does and think "oooo. He's a bad person!"

I see you and think, "what an ass"

See? Two totally separate things

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm not the one who idolizes an athlete who exploits stupid fans for personal gain...

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!

Ass

 

[bob1852]

Did Cape just use "ass" in 3 consecutive posts?

Real mature...

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm the one who molests under aged coeds for personal satisfaction...

Fixed that for ya.

 

[Paps]

So far this thread has established that Pats fans are *********s..
and....
and....
yup, that's pretty much it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"So far this... blah blah blah, I'm a homophobe"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just think. This thread is 8 years old and it hasn't even reached its peak of obnoxiousness. Pats just keep getting better and better.

 

[bob1852]

"So far this... blah blah blah, I'm a homophobe"

Roll tide!

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not the one who idolizes an athlete who exploits stupid fans for personal gain...

...because Brady - genius that he is - invented autographs AND signing stuff for money, and he's the only athlete to do so...

 

[bluemoose]

I heard he kicks puppies too!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady was on the grassy knoll.