Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

 

[WI_Wino]

Relevant fact

 

[bluemoose]

No, the Patriots have 11 championships in 14 years, we are talking about Superbowls. Games before the forward pass don't count.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha! Lombardi again. So overrated

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Weren't there only three teams in that league back then?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't think they even wore helmets.

Oh... and two words: salary. cap

 

[WI_Wino]

Irrelevant opinions

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gospel.

So sayeth me

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. Two pre-cap Superbowl wins, total. BFD.

They keep warm with distant, irrelevant memories up there in NoWhereVille.
They'll need that through the rebuilding year coming up.
Sad.

Aaaanyway...for some reason, every couple of years NFLN runs wall-to-wall Patriots SuperBowl games for days and days and days

This afternoon the Patriots already beat the Eggles, have the SeaThugs in their sights right now, and the Falcons are gonna be wicked surprised next.

Worth my Fios bill!

 

[paulthenurse]

Gods other son. Smart folks adore him too.
View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1486953778.112623.jpg

 

[GenIke]

Gross, that looks like he just got busted molesting that sheep and doesn't know if he should try and run for it. I got $10 that says Chris Hanson personally did the photoshop .

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ok. We should all start using "Blitz for Six!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't like "blitz for six".

 

[bluemoose]

"Destroy the weak-ass NFC champion for six"?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't like "blitz for six".

Dont worry it will only be relevant for one year after winning next years SB.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Destroy the weak-ass NFC champion for six"?

Better.

I dunno... i like "half dozen". Wouldnt mind them working that in there some how

 

[stratslinger]

Hunt for the half dozen?

One for the other middle finger?

Also, just found the attached. I'm not sure about the rhyming scheme, but I dig the message

 

[HoppyDaze]

that doesn't even rhyme

 

[stratslinger]

Not all poetry does. That's art

 

[Paps]

Roses are gay
Pats fans are gayer
**** poetry
and listen to Slayer.

 

[motobrewer]

Hunt for the half dozen?

One for the other middle finger?

Also, just found the attached. I'm not sure about the rhyming scheme, but I dig the message

I'm waiting for the bomb to blow up and for wahlberg to start crying like a b*tch.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He's catching a lot of crap locally about using his kid as an excuse. Guess he posted on Instagram with his kid "thanks for the thought and prayers"

 

[stratslinger]

I can only imaging the shti his brother has to be giving him over that...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Roses are gay
Pats fans are gayer
**** poetry
and listen to Slayer.

Homophobe.

Reported

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tom Brady...kind of a piece of sh!t

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't buy ant of it

 

[user 574]

It's on the internet so... plus its USA Today

 

[stratslinger]

I think he meant that if you think it's unreasonable, then don't purchase any of it.

Think of what folks will be paying in secondary markets for this stuff anyway... Brady's probably getting some flat rate from the memorabilia company, who's turning around and setting the prices on things, knowing that most are gonna be resold at a profit immediately anyway. Just try to watch eBay or whatever for any of that stuff 6 months from now. Who Ever is buying it now is getting a bargain.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hillary Clinton charged $250,000.00 for a half hour lecture telling audiences why she should be president.

Tom should raise his rates.

 

[day_trippr]

Tom Brady...kind of a piece of sh!t

You wish he had you counting his money...