Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pats are gonna get an effin' ton for Garapollo.

It's gonna be sweet

Who needs draft picks? Hahahahahahahahahahaaa......

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,
When is the Gulfstream heading out?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey Cape,

You never mentioned what Breweries in Denver you liked?

 

[Kampenken]

My wife's cousin has said the exact same thing of every damn move the Fish have made the past 6 or 7 years. One of these days, maybe one of you guys will be right - but I wouldn't hold my breath on Gase.

Book it!

Pats better win this one, won't have those annual division wins, it's over baby!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I told the pilot to have it ready for wheels up at 7:30 AM tomorrow morning. I wanna get there with time to enjoy the day.

Didn't hit many breweries out there unfortunately. Hit Great Divide and Crooked Stave as standards and both were great. Also hit Jagged Mountain which was really solid. Small place and we spent a big chunk of time there

 

[paulthenurse]

Didn't hit many brew cribs out there unfortunately. Hit Great D and Crooks as standards and both were great. Also hit Jag Mo which was really solid. Small place and we spent a big chunk of time there

Hipped it up for you. Will you be wearing your avalanche pants to the game?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

C is in houston. I'm guessing he's sporting chaps this weekend.

 

[paulthenurse]

C is in houston. I'm guessing he's sporting chaps this weekend.

The cool kids call it Ho.

 

[paulthenurse]

The Cape Crib in Ho.

http://www.rentforeevent.com/events/super-bowl2017/code_h_417.php

A STEAL at $10,000/night.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What? No smoker? Pass.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Marshall Faulk still feels cheated and rightfully so. The game should have been forfeited.

 

[bluemoose]

He will die bitter and alone, like Roger Goodell.

Man, it's tough to get a word in this this thread with all the Atlanta fans chiming in.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Marshall Faulk still feels cheated and rightfully so. The game should have been forfeited.

mmmmm thinking back at that sweet victory and whining like that makes it even sweeter.

Let's not forget StL was the undisputed favorite against the scrappy Patriots. No one gave them a chance. BB will be all over that.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of bad coaches. He can't even cheat right.

From

Not a significant injury

to

Needs surgery


Constant habitual lying, cheating and still kicked their arses. Now listen up Seasquab fanboys, do you think the Pats spent a major amount of time in preparation of defending Bell? Do you think their game plan would have been different if he was out?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seasquab? That's funny to you?

 

[HoppyDaze]

mmmmm thinking back at that sweet victory and whining like that makes it even sweeter.



Let's not forget StL was the undisputed favorite against the scrappy Patriots. No one gave them a chance. BB will be all over that.

*

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy apparently just realized his team isn't playing this Sunday.
So sad. So bitter...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Imagine if Seattle didn't cheat. They would have been sitting at home earlier.

 

[Paps]

This thread should be renamed to the "Masshole Patriot fanboy circle jerk" thread. It's way more fitting.

 

[paulthenurse]

Or "The place to cry and whine about how much better the Pats are than my team rag place."

 

[paulthenurse]

"25 feet. Practically 30! Imagine, filming the other team 25 feet to the left of where it's perfectly legal to do so. Oh those cheating bastards. They're going to get theirs some say. Hey, can I borrow a few Midol?"

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[TheDudeLebowski]

This thread should be renamed to the "Masshole Patriot fanboy circle jerk" thread. It's way more fitting.

Every season does seem to end that way. Doesnt it?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

PTN: Making this thread great again.

 

[bluemoose]

This thread should be renamed to the "Masshole Patriot fanboy circle jerk" thread. It's way more fitting.

It only seems that way because at this time of year there are only two teams left, and usually one is the Patriots.
Maybe come back in the preseason, when your team has a glimmer of hope.

 

[paulthenurse]

I remember those days. When the Sox would be hopelessly out of it and the only hope you had of a winning team on the 4th of July was the Pat's going into training camp.


Of course, I'm wicked old.

 

[stratslinger]

Once more, for all Pats fans, I'd like to send out thanks to Michael Jackson and his brothers, and to Zeke Mowatt... Without the Jacksons, Kraft may never have had the chance to buy the old Foxboro stadium, and without Mowatt he may never have had the chance to buy the team.

Funny when the biggest contributions to the turnaround of your team come from two of the biggest screw-ups...

Oh, and eff Faulk. Dude's still salty over something that never happened. Sad, really.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Houston touchdown completed

 

[bluemoose]

Pat's will probably say that 6 times on Sunday!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Houston touchdown completed

Dude, for real...nobody cares. This is like the 700th reference of you going there. Do you need validation that bad?

 

[Cape Brewing]

In a cab now