Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Ok I'm caught up to live action in the game so I can check back in here. Looks like I didn't miss anything.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ha! You DVR'd the Eagles game!

 

[day_trippr]

True enough. Not much to talk about.
Eagles reverted to an undisciplined mess in the 2nd half.
Too bad...

 

[wobrien]

First half was fun.

 

[wobrien]

Ha! You DVR'd the Eagles game!

I DVR every game and watch them after the kids go to bed. No one bothers me and I don't have to watch commercials. Win-win.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Drinking heavily will solve both those problems. Win-win

 

[wobrien]

You make a good point

 

[GenIke]

Nobody wants to play the Packers right now.

 

[motobrewer]

Another dominating win by the dominant Green Bay packers.

 

[WI_Wino]

Road to the super bowl starts here.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nobody wants to play the Packers right now.

Only because they're afraid they might catch Suck

 

[bluemoose]

True fact.

 

[Cape Brewing]

https://www.facebook.com/TomBrady/videos/1331145090259971/

Road... grader....

LAYIN' out defenders with all the grace of a gazelle.

 

[motobrewer]

Packers beat Chiefs in super bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They should probably break 500 first

 

[bob1852]

Packers beat Chiefs in super bowl.

The super bowl takes a third place team from a crappy division?

 

[paulthenurse]

https://www.facebook.com/TomBrady/videos/1331145090259971/

Road... grader....

LAYIN' out defenders with all the grace of a gazelle.

Linebackers league wide tremble. Yet another way for the GOAT to lay a hurtin' on em.

 

[wobrien]

https://bustedcoverage.com/2016/11/28/allen-barbre-flattens-clay-matthews-block/

 

[user 574]

That Clay hit was the highlight of the philly fans night

 

[wobrien]

You figure that out on your own?

 

[wobrien]

Not many highlights when you lose to an inferior team at home...

 

[WI_Wino]

Not many highlights when you lose to an inferior team at home...

When you lose, you are then inferior.

Logic is hard.

 

[motobrewer]

It's been long proven you don't need to break 500 to get into the playoffs.

 

[WI_Wino]

It's also a proven fact that you can win all the games except the one that really matters. What a bunch of goats.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's been long proven you don't need to break 500 to get into the playoffs.

You sound like a Browns fan

 

[day_trippr]

You sound like a Browns fan

...or a Seahawks fan....

 

[motobrewer]

this is a man who has it all together:

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-new-england-patriots-1786042247

Take pride, Boston. No one will ever topple you. You are ****. You ace every category of Bad Fandom: self-pity, racism, arrogance, whininess, racism, entitlement, paranoia, racism, defensiveness… all of it. Thanks to your ultimate defeat in Ballghazi, you are now a permanent voting bloc of the pathologically insane and stupid. Look at Toilet Boy Bill Simmons trying to wring a SECOND horrible bit out of Ballghazi months and months after the fact. This man is a sociopath, just like the rest of you.

Imagine how miserable you have to be to get me to take Roger Goodell’s side in anything. And yet, here we are. The derangement is real. All I need to see is a 12 jersey in your Twitter avatar to know that you’re a Shutter Island patient. Not only do Boston fans still congratulate themselves on living in that miserable ****hole of a town (even when they don’t live there anymore), but they all pretend that they invented takes that have been commonplace forever. WHY THE **** AREN’T PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD RAWDGAH GOODELL IS?! MUST I DO EVERYTHING? These are trashy people with ZERO self-awareness: filing bull**** lawsuits, manufacturing their own realities, and expecting the world to embrace them at every turn. I guess that explains the Trump connection.

 

[bluemoose]

Who will have a better win percentage this year, the Packers or the Ducks?

 

[motobrewer]

I mean come on, this is just gold, Jerry!View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1480539477.926884.jpg

 

[day_trippr]

It's ok, we're used to loser rants and the losers that quote them.
It's the price for being fans of The Most Dominant Team Of The Millenium...

Cheers! (it's a burden happily borne because it makes NE fans better than the rest of you louts )