Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Brady will throw the same amount of passes as manning on week 1

 

[motobrewer]

Peyton. I meant Peyton.

Not Eli. Or the dad. Was he a quarterback?

 

[stratslinger]

Granted, by sitting out he's going to still look better than Eli...

 

[Homercidal]

Any ideas on how to watch the Lions tomorrow? I already have the requisite paper bag cut out, but I'm not sure where to tune in to watch it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Slide down a bannister of razor blades , land on the Iron Throne, then jump into a pool of rubbing alcohol. It will be less painful.

 

[Wayne1]

Why your team sucks 2016: NE Patriots

All so true.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only thing dumber than that article is you

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[stratslinger]

Kinda hard to deny they may have a point on this one though:

And Chandler Jones was traded away after smoking fake weed and turning up shirtless in a police station. If Gronk had done this, Boston Twitter would have made a ****ing shirt to commemorate it.

Hell, I'd buy that shirt...

(Actually, what are the odds the Pats employ a full-time Gronk-sitter to make sure that exact situation doesn't happen? I'd imagine pretty they're pretty good.)

 

[BamaProud]

Alabama Has a Quarterback. I never thought Saban would play a Freshman at Quarterback. Rumor has it that Kiffin talked him into it. From what I saw last night it was the right decision.

Look out yall...Alabama really hasn't had a top-shelf Quarterback during the Saban Era. This could be an amazing year.

 

[day_trippr]

FFS, don't we have a junior league thread somewhere for ^that crap^?
Jeeze...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Da FUQ!?!? Alabama!?!? Alabama does not have a team.

 

[bluemoose]

Uh, I hate preseason. Can't wait for the college football fans to get cut down for the final roster. Look out y'all!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Eff the Cardinals. Pats by 41 only because Jimmy G has butterflies for the first half.

 

[bluemoose]

I sent a package to chandler Jones. He should be walking around the field shirtless by the second quarter.

 

[BamaProud]

Roll Tide!

 

[motobrewer]

Roll Tide!

Go back to banging your sister

 

[BamaProud]

Go back to banging your sister

Only when I'm done with yer mom. ipe:

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha.... even guys who root for fake football know about Moto's mom.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Moto's real name is Lionel.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha!

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[Cape Brewing]

Bwaaaaahahahahaha

Yeah... the Cowboys suck something awful

 

[motobrewer]

Only when I'm done with yer mom. ipe:

that's impossible, she's not in your immediate family.

 

[wobrien]

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[day_trippr]

"Don't forget the owner with whom money is no object. It's why the Eagles, who had already paid Sam Bradford $11 million, including a payment of $5.5M in bonus money only two days before the trade, were still willing to dump him a week before the start of the regular season."

And yet Philly still sucks eggle eggs...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

The Gold Standard

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Gold Standard

of abortion?

 

[wobrien]

Yeah, and your mom should've taken notes

 

[stratslinger]

Whaddaya know? Turns out Roethlisbergrer DOES know a thing or two...

 

[motobrewer]

Whaddaya know? Turns out Roethlisbergrer DOES know a thing or two...

"This Just In - Rapist Likes my Quarterback"

Cool story *********.