Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Brizzo]

So happy football is back- now we just need tom back !! Patriots all summer '16

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tom Brady just turned 39...very impressive considering the average life of a cheetah is 10-12 years.

So, so obsessed.

You should see someone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Anyone see Chris Mortensen during the HOF coverage?

He looks like he's lost at least 11-12 pounds

 

[smurfjuice]

Way to go...

 

[day_trippr]

Way to go...

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/8/...f-fame-honors-chris-mortensen-who-is-battling

So, you're both dicks...

Cheers! (A Two-Fer!)

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be busting on my little blue pal.

Yes. He's a dick.

So is everyone you know. Including you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Get it? "11 of 12"??

Come on! That's gold!

 

[wobrien]

Not if you have to explain it

 

[Weezy]

AZ_IPA's post is a perfect example of pounding the table and ignoring facts and the law.

 

[Cape Brewing]

AZ_IPA's post is a perfect example of pounding the table and ignoring facts and the law.

Tell us something we don't know. All of his posts are like that on every topic.

 

[bob1852]

Tell us something we don't know. All of his posts are like that on every topic.

Relevant.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know we start every season expecting the Pats to own everyone but this season just feels especially tilted that way.

Defense looks like the stars have aligned even more than usual and a raging pissed off Brady throwing to Bennett & Gronk??

Prepare your anuses.

 

[DagoBrewer]

F the pats!!

 

[DagoBrewer]

I'm from san Diego.. my chargers blow ass, rams are back, 9ers? Meh... let's go Raiders!!

 

[RichBrewer]

I'm from san Diego.. my chargers blow ass, rams are back, 9ers? Meh... let's go Raiders!!

Are you serious??? When the Chargers aren't good (which is almost every year) you will root for the raiders???
You need to turn in your Charger fan card! I will NEVER EVER root for the raiders even if you put a gun to my head!

 

[DagoBrewer]

Are you serious??? When the Chargers aren't good (which is almost every year) you will root for the raiders???
You need to turn in your Charger fan card! I will NEVER EVER root for the raiders even if you put a gun to my head!

Hahaha no I'm not serious!! Not at all! Simply implying that all the cali teams suck!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

root for the raiders even if you put a gun to my head!

Doesn't that come with the Fan Experience for Northern Cali teams? Gun play?

 

[wobrien]

What is going on in here? Raiders, Chargers, fair weather fans? Ugh.

 

[bluemoose]

Don't worry, it's preseason. They will drop off like the fans of all the other suck teams.

 

[DagoBrewer]

No fair weather here. Just a life long fan that's pissed off at the team that cant win games and thinks by leaving your town and only fan base you have will make them a better team!? What if your beloved pats or packers sucked ass and wanted to move to a different city where everyone hates you!?? You guys dont know what its like to have a crap team! Baseball and football!!

 

[DagoBrewer]

Hey, at least **** has the best craft and home brew scene in the country!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You guys dont know what its like to have a crap team! Baseball and football!!

Hoppy's on this page every so often.

 

[bluemoose]

Yup, the Pat's and Sox never sucked. Always been great. Sucks to be ****.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahaha no I'm not serious!! Not at all! Simply implying that all the cali teams suck!

True statement.

Gold star

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, at least **** has the best craft and home brew scene in the country!!

Holy Fux!!! Did you just go third-person right there!?!?

5 gold stars

 

[stratslinger]

You guys dont know what its like to have a crap team! Baseball and football!!

What are you, like 12? What are you doing posting to a beer forum?

They really need to do a better job of keeping the kiddies out of here...

 

[DagoBrewer]

What are you, like 12? What are you doing posting to a beer forum?

They really need to do a better job of keeping the kiddies out of here...

Hey dumb ass, did you look at the title of this thread? It has nothing to do with beer! They need to do a better job of keeping stupid people out of here.

 

[stratslinger]

Hey dumb ass, did you look at the title of this thread? It has nothing to do with beer! They need to do a better job of keeping stupid people out of here.

Do we have another Hoppy in the making here?

 

[day_trippr]

"Session Hoppy"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Let me guess. He's a USC fan.