Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

You continue to try way too hard and your obsession just gets creepier and creepier with each post

 

[day_trippr]

You actually got something out of that?
I was going to say he's gone completely incoherent with his obsession...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The NFC will do that to you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You continue to try way too hard and your obsession just gets creepier and creepier with each post

you somehow found validation with that, impressive.

 

[chisena]

Season's oooooveeeeeer....

 

[bob1852]

Isn't AZ the Breaking Bad region of the United States? At least walking around shirtless and shoeless out of your gourd is normal down there. Get ready for some competition for your synthetic weed mead AZ_

Nobody walks, runs or does anything in AZ shirtless. Maybe for one day if they just relocated but they learn quick.

Fecking creepers....

You continue to try way too hard and your obsession just gets creepier and creepier with each post

See?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Imagine how Martellus Bennett must feel right now.

"Yeah, Martellus... We're going to get you off that shtty Bears team where you were catching balls from Jay Cutler and we're going to put you on the other side of the line from Gronk. You'll be catching balls from the GOAT and be an overwhelming favorite to win the Super Bowl. Is that okay with you?"

 

[GenIke]

They just picked him up as a favor to the packers so they can trade him for a conditional pick.

 

[WI_Wino]

This thread needs some raji magic

 

[HoppyDaze]

This thread needs some raji magic

so, he likes it when his teammates come in from the back door top shelf? I get that. Your mom is the same way. Except she's never quit like Raji. She's got bills...

 

[WI_Wino]

so, he likes it when his teammates come in from the back door top shelf? I get that.

I know it's the off season but really hoppy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha..: it funny cuz she po'

 

[day_trippr]

Freeman totally nails Hoppy

"You hate the Patriots. Yes, I'm talking to you.

You live outside of the New England area. Every time you see Tom Brady, you want to punch yourself in the gonads. Bill Belichick's face makes you want to puke. "You hate us 'cause you ain't us." Ugh. More puke. More gonad self-punching. The word Cheatriots is your life song. You sing a Cheatriots song in the shower. You hashtag everything with it. Even when you tweet about orphans and puppies. Your mom says you're irrational. Your girlfriend says to back away from your phone and stop sending her pictures of deflated footballs. You will not rest until the Patriots are one day terrible. You will. Not. Rest.

I have some bad news for you. It goes like this: The Patriots are going to be great for a while longer. Maybe a lot longer."

Cheers! (And suck it, haters! )

 

[GenIke]

Mike Freeman lied on his resume and and was forced to resign from a previous job. He's a cheater in his profession, know what I mean?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't they just make the Browns play in the arena league?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That would put waaay too much spotlight on the Ravens

 

[chisena]

Football is _______.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... bangin' yer mom

 

[HoppyDaze]

Football is _______.

n't for the weak minded millennial

 

[motobrewer]

n't for the weak minded millennial

But your stupid face is!


Hahahahhahahaha!!!

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/03/29/nfl-requests-retraction-new-york-times-story-player-concussions

and

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...of-new-york-times-story-on-player-concussions

"The NFL responded soon after the article was published, posting a statement arguing that the article had “false innuendo” and “sheer speculation.” In addition, the statement said that the article had mischaracterized the information provided by the league and that the league had never claimed the original studies were complete. The NFL released a list of clarifications regarding the report and claimed the Times “ignored the facts.”

So, you can't write a story based on speculation, false innuendo, mischaracterization, and ignoring the facts?

That's hilarious.

The chickens come home to roost on top of Goodell's head, again...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

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hehehehehehe

 

[Cape Brewing]

Belichick's off-season so far...

http://youtu.be/jInmg8iTKWs

 

[HoppyDaze]

no one cares

 

[wobrien]

He's dying of tuberculosis?

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's dying if excessive awesomeness

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lazy Sunday going on and was doing some channel surfing. I came across the curling championships.

I'm shocked!

I thought it was going to suck but it sucked way, WAY more than I expected. What a stupid game (i can't even call it a sport)

 

[bluemoose]

But, but, brooming takes mad skills.

 

[day_trippr]

Hell, I think they get props just for not splatting themselves on the ice.
I'd break my ass for sure. Gimme some skates!

Cheers!