Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

It's a thinking man's game. Of course you all don't get it

 

[Cape Brewing]

About as much thinking as lawn darts

 

[HoppyDaze]

At least there's a chance of someone getting brained with a lawn dart. The game (not sport) of curling simply shows the Canadian lack of creativity and initiative. eh? Any Americans who would pick it up must be the ****tiest of **** heads. Total hosers

 

[day_trippr]

^Hoppy Unleashed^

Cheers! (Don't sugar coat it, man. )

 

[motobrewer]

Lazy Sunday going on and was doing some channel surfing. I came across the curling championships.

I'm shocked!

I thought it was going to suck but it sucked way, WAY more than I expected. What a stupid game (i can't even call it a sport)

Can't handle the awesomeness. Sorry.

 

[wobrien]

Lawn darts was designed to cull the heard. How some of you have escaped so far is surprising.

 

[wobrien]

And the fact that we're talking about lawn darts and curling means football needs to come back asap.

 

[GenIke]

Curling kicks ass

 

[HoppyDaze]

Moto plays curling...what more do you need to know?

 

[motobrewer]

So says the reigning idiot dbag.

Curling is badass and you all know it

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your argument is soooooo invalid

 

[bluemoose]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1460499104.132037.jpgi, for one think Moto and Curling are badass. Was this you at the semifinals last year?

 

[smurfjuice]

The only curling i do involves 12 oz.s chrissake ... :beard:

 

[day_trippr]

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Looks like Moto blew an O-ring...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

I loves me some Blount!
http://www.boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2016/04/12/legarrette-blount-signs-patriots

Cheers! :d

 

[HoppyDaze]

great value for sure...he's a freak. I hate that him and Chung are on your dogsh!t team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's ridiculous how badly they are gonna kill everyone this year. They have been absolutely loading up

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

great value for sure...he's a freak. I hate that him and Chung are on your dogsh!t team.

Just goes to show how well the organization is at reforming good players from bad schools.

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

Chung certainty didn't do much for the Eagles. Disappeared just like every other DB/S we sign...

 

[day_trippr]

With all the epic suckage that is the Eggles, it's not surprising they don't get the best out of anyone.

That's just a bad organization. Y'all should start over...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

The Eagles prefer to 'reset' back to consistent mediocrity. It pays the bills.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Consolidate and move to New Jersey like the other s*ck ball teams there.

 

[bluemoose]

Chung certainty didn't do much for the Eagles. Disappeared just like every other DB/S we sign...

You certainly sign plenty of DBs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Schedules are out.... I don't see a Pats loss

 

[HoppyDaze]

Schedules are out.... I don't see a Pats loss

Week 1, 6, 7, 8, 10 (obviously), 15 and 17.

 

[bluemoose]

7 loses? Which 3 year period are you looking at?

 

[GenIke]

A week four bye? That's stupid as hell. Why dont they just put all the byes in weeks 7-10 or something that makes sense?

 

[user 574]

GB 13-3 or 12-4 worst case. Almost looks like a NE schedule

 

[Cape Brewing]

12-13 wins in that conference?? Whoopity doo. NFC blows.

 

[day_trippr]

A week four bye? That's stupid as hell. Why dont they just put all the byes in weeks 7-10 or something that makes sense?

Pats got that "gift" last year - I had no idea byes could happen that early before last sesson. Zero help when they could have used it (like, 6 weeks later when it seemed half the team was on IR).

Have fun with it...