Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Have fun watching the Seahawks get further dismantled next year from salary cap restrictions... like I predicted last year.

That 8 minutes of fame went quick for that team.

Thanks for noticing; I just had it cut.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I thought so...

Your fckuing shinebox.... you may now go get it

 

[HoppyDaze]

Are you equating your sports team's success to real life again? You should stop that...pick up dry cleaning while you're at it, son.

 

[finsfan]

Just think, had your coach not completely effed up that Dolphins game you'da had home field and probably won.

Relevant AND awesome.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you just randomly making stuff up mid-flop-sweat now?

Go have some warm milk and come back later.

 

[motobrewer]

What the hell is happening??

 

[bob1852]

Just quit with the excuses and admit Denver is the better team this year......#1 seed, 2-0 v. the Pats, #1 defense in the whole league, etc. etc....

But, but, but -- injuries, missed extra points, coaches, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Denver > New England in 2015-2016

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pretty sure I did that. Not really sure what you're talking about.

But I'll play along too!

Whatever Hoppy, not-uh!! there is no way the Seahawks are going to trade for Brady and Gronk next year and put them on special teams!!

(There... Am I playing right? I tried to just make up random stupid shti too but I don't know if I'm doing it as well as you guys)

 

[Cape Brewing]

What the hell is happening??

It's the "just randomly make up shti game"!!

Haha!!! I can't believe Moto jumped on the Panther bandwagon and is a Panthers fan now!!! What a looooooser!!!


See??? It's fun!

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

Have fun rooting for the fckuing Dolphins next year Finsfan since they're going to be in LA!!! SUCKER!!!


I like this game. This is fun.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty sure I did that. Not really sure what you're talking about.

But I'll play along too!

Whatever Hoppy, not-uh!! there is no way the Seahawks are going to trade for Brady and Gronk next year and put them on special teams!!

(There... Am I playing right? I tried to just make up random stupid shti too but I don't know if I'm doing it as well as you guys)

That was actually you who started it ...remember? You made up a narrative so you could post rad stats, again. Do you remember that, Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... I don't. Missed that.

I can't believe the Seahawks signed Steve Largent to come back and try to play next year. What idiots. That guy is like 65 years old.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's OK. I totally remember and I'm who matters.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[WI_Wino]

No... I don't. Missed that.

I can't believe the Seahawks signed Steve Largent to come back and try to play next year. What idiots. That guy is like 65 years old.

61 actually

Almost old enough to be a Pats RB.

 

[motobrewer]

gostkowski released from patriots.

next man up!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Aaron Rodger... Dead from AIDS.

I did NOT see that coming. He looked reasonably healthy last weekend. Didn't look like a good QB but I didn't think he looked like he was about to die.

Sad news.

 

[motobrewer]

lol.

well played, Cape. well played.

 

[bob1852]

Wait, so that chic from FSU got ~250k and her lawyers got ~700k?

Sounds like someone got raped. Again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lawyers are the scum of the earth.

 

[bluemoose]

Lawyers are the scum of the earth.

As your attorney, I would suggest you retract that statement.

 

[Wayne1]

Boston Beer Company bets Denver Beer Company

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

As your attorney, I would suggest you retract that statement.

Resubmitted as more probable than not scumbags.

 

[Kampenken]

Congrats on the moral victories, boys. Just think, had your coach not completely effed up that Dolphins game you'da had home field and probably won. Best coach ever? I don't think you can cost your team a Super Bowl appearance AND be the best coach ever. Kind of like you can't be the "GOAT" AND be incapable of throwing the deep ball. Super neat AFC champ game appearance though; hella rad.

Perfect summary. Love the Dolphins stopped the Pats (presumed) march to repeat (even if last year's win was a gift, like the 1st trip- tuck rule my ass!).

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I see Brady had your O/L coach, DeGuglielmo, fired today

 

[Fedora]

Fuq me, did I really just accidentally click into this thread?

 

[1977Brewer]

Fuq me, did I really just accidentally click into this thread?

I do it all the time. Then I read it. Sometimes I phuck with the patriots fans.

Okay not sometimes. Always.

 

[Fedora]

Nope. See ya round, sportsballers.

 

[day_trippr]

I see Brady had your O/L coach, DeGuglielmo, fired today

Did not see that coming. At all.

Yikes...

 

[Darwin18]

Classless move by a classless organization.