Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So, so evil they are.

 

[Darwin18]

Glad to see you're finally coming around. Plenty of room here on the Panthers bandwagon for ya.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... I'll stick with what works. I'll go with the evil team that fired one assistant coach over the last... who knows... decade.

The Pats don't fire assistant coaches... they leave because other teams keep making them Head Coaches or GMs

 

[Darwin18]

That works out great for those teams, right? What's the success rate of the Belicheck coaching / GM tree? 0%??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Probably..,

Like I give any fckus about that?

Solid effort though.

 

[Darwin18]

Calm yourself. At least there's the draft to look ahead to right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhh. Pretty calm...,

Not as much to look forward to as you do... with that nice high draft pick and all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Luckily for you the Jets hit the ball out of the park every draft so this should really be a big boost for them.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Since there isn't any more football worth watching until next season, the next big topic of conversation is going to turn to how butt hurt a lot of people are going to be when the Pats get their pick and million bucks back from Goodell.

Rumors keep flying around that, before the SB, they are going to release the results of the PSI testing the league has been doing all year.

Unless they are re-writing the laws of physics, there is only one way that's all gonna go.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you need some ointment for your butt

 

[Darwin18]

No way that draft pick or that money is going back to the Pats. Kraft lost that the moment he rolled over to the NFL. If he had fought it and appealed it then maybe, but accepting the fine and penalty is akin to admittance of guilt. It's not like the Pats wouldn't blow that pick on some no-name player from Rutgers anyway.

 

[WI_Wino]

Still waiting for my $1...

 

[Cape Brewing]

No way that draft pick or that money is going back to the Pats. Kraft lost that the moment he rolled over to the NFL. If he had fought it and appealed it then maybe, but accepting the fine and penalty is akin to admittance of guilt. It's not like the Pats wouldn't blow that pick on some no-name player from Rutgers anyway.

... like Geno Smith?

Seriously... why do you even try?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This would never happen on the Patriots:

Spice

Belichick is so good he has his players living across the street from the police station so they can walk to the station and not injure anyone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Typical Seahawks...

 

[finsfan]

Does Brady even have muscles in his legs? Hahaha. Look at those twigs!
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[Cape Brewing]

LOL!

Keep trying

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i dont think they will ever understand.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Typical Seahawks...

 

[finsfan]

LOL!

Keep trying

I'm not saying he isn't one of greatest ever, and I never have. I understand what type of player he is. But damn! Hit the gym, bro! Put some meat on those chicken legs! Miller's arms are bigger than those things.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not saying he isn't one of greatest ever, and I never have. I understand what type of player he is. But damn! Hit the gym, bro! Put some meat on those chicken legs! Miller's arms are bigger than those things.

At least SI gave credit where it was due and didn't spew a pile of "Peyton Manning Delivers a Super Bowl Appearance To Denver" bullshti.

 

[motobrewer]

pats blow.

 

[bob1852]

At least SI gave credit where it was due

Ed Hochuli?

Since 2008, Broncos are 8-0 in games he refs. Pats are 4-5.

Manning is 15-2. Brady is 8-6.

Hochuli-gate!!!!

 

[Darwin18]

Hochuli is clearly a sign the NFL, nay the world, is biased against the Pats. Where's the damn flags?!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Excuses are for loser teams.

Pats didn't play well enough to win. Period

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Clete Blakeman will be the ref for super bowl 50. no more conspiracy

 

[motobrewer]

Excuses are for loser teams.

Pats didn't play well enough to win. Period

so says Cape "Rebuilding Year" Brewing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's not an excuse... Pats should still win even in rebuilding years. That's how much better of a franchise they are then every other one.

 

[bob1852]

Excuses are for loser teams.

Pats didn't play well enough to win. Period

So, let's dissect this....

Pats didn't play well enough to win. Ergo, they lost. Ergo, they're a loser team. Ergo, you make excuses for said loss.

Ergo, Pats are a loser team.


Your words....not mine.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're obsessed with the Pats.

Which is weird for someone who lurks in this thread with no open affiliation with any team