Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Your empire is crashing down around you.

Dramatic much?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just saw on ESPN that the Cowboys might draft Derrick Henry. All you NFL d-bags are gonna have to start masturbating for entertainment rather than watching fball when you realize all your team rosters consist of former Alabama players. Rewatching the championship game tonight

Wow.

That.... is.... an AWESOME story.

 

[Cape Brewing]

NFL has approved the Rams move to LA. Rumor has it both fans are mildly disappointed.

 

[paulthenurse]

You know what this is like now. It's like the first couple weeks of January when all the fat people go to The Y. That's what this is, with all these goobers crawling out of the hayloft.
"Hey Gomer, go back to cow tipping and sister banging. Men are talking here."

 

[paulthenurse]

The two in St Louis or the two in LA?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and san diego has a year to make a deal with the rams

 

[user 574]

St. Louis fan base seems strong. Interesting to see where it ends when the music stops. If San Diego doesn't work maybe Kraft will look into it.

 

[gspot]

"Hey Gomer, go back to cow tipping and sister banging."

Just might. Gotta get done with your mom first

 

[bluemoose]

Somebody let me know when the exterminator is done in this thread. The vermin are getting to be too much.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Just might. Gotta get done with your mom first

Is that before or after your sister cousin?

 

[HoppyDaze]

You know what this is like now. It's like the first couple weeks of January when all the fat people go to The Y.

The fvcking Y? Are you 75 years old?

 

[ingchr1]

Somebody let me know when the exterminator is done in this thread. The vermin are getting to be too much.

I imagine things will quiet down following the KC win.....

 

[Kampenken]

Where da FUQ all these effin noobs coming from??? Jeeeeeeesus. Someone leave a fckuing window open or something???

Been here, but too ticked with your AFC East crown season again to post. Congrats, enjoy. After Saturday your team will be back to mediocrity soon enough and wondering when you'll find a QB who can even rival Grogan!! Remember him? That's what you'll be hoping to get back to soon enough, forget even trying to get to a Bledsoe level! Belicheat returns to his Browns HC record again. Just be content with last years present - that kind of dumb luck lightening won't strike twice!

 

[user 574]

This is awesome, in a vomitous kinda way

 

[day_trippr]

^That guy^ is clearly trying way too hard.

It's a rookie mistake, and ya hate to see it happen...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

this place is getting too douchey, even for me

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lost interest at "been"...

 

[paulthenurse]

That was AWESOME! The only thing he left out was "I know you are but what am I?"

 

[motobrewer]

There's actually way, way more people who prefer college to the NFL, but then again you wouldn't know siht if it hit you right in the face.

only because america is filled with turds like you who jump on bandwagon programs because they went to a school within a 680 mile radius.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoa.... WHOA... Hoppy once saw an Aflac commercial so he has a long, well-established relationship with ducks... so his fascination with a mediocre minor league team is well justified.

So get off his back!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm starting to question his slaying of many ducks too.

 

[motobrewer]

Just saw on ESPN that the Cowboys might draft Derrick Henry. All you NFL d-bags are gonna have to start masturbating for entertainment rather than watching fball when you realize all your team rosters consist of former Alabama players. Rewatching the championship game tonight

"re-watching"? what the hell is the point of "re-watching" a football game?!

the only thing I can possibly think of, is if your hbt username is 'gspot', and you need to watch sweaty guys tackle each other to get your motor going while your cousin waits for you in the bedroom.

 

[paulthenurse]

His cousin Bubba.

 

[slym2none]

 

[finsfan]

#bandwaggon

#oneanddone

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

His cousin Bubba.

bubba is blowing bubbles

 

[HoppyDaze]

only because america is filled with turds like you who jump on bandwagon programs because they went to a school within a 680 mile radius.

your mother has taken 680 miles of cock...

too much? I can't tell anymore...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

reported

 

[motobrewer]

your mother has taken 680 miles of cock...

too much? I can't tell anymore...

yeah. a "your mom" joke put this thing over the edge.

not even a well thought-out one. you just used it as an excuse to say "cock". fitting for someone who had his poon slayed while not attending U of O.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

haha