Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Cock and poon usage....

Reported

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... The Jets fail at EVERYTHING...

Atta boy Darwin... if the team can't win and gain fans.... procreate em!!!

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[bluemoose]

Cock and poon usage....

Reported

Pretty sure with hoppy, there never has been any cock usage.

 

[HoppyDaze]

why so cocky?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not picking up on what should be a growing level of excitement around the Pats repeating as SB champs this year.

You're all losing your touch.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You think they'll win this weekend? I don't.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Why so delusional brah?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You think they'll win this weekend? I don't.

Says the guy who claimed all sorts of wins by "his" Ducks.

Last year I said the Pats would win the SB. They did.

So I'm smart and you're dumb.

We'll listen to the smart one for the time being.... Pats repeat.

BOOK IT.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm not picking up on what should be a growing level of excitement around the Pats repeating as SB champs this year.

You're all losing your touch.

roger goodell is gonna use this like a piece of gold

http://nesn.com/2016/01/report-chandler-jones-went-to-hospital-for-bad-reaction-to-substance/

 

[HoppyDaze]

Says the guy who claimed all sorts of wins by "his" Ducks.

I did? Show me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ain't nobody got time fa that.

Gotta git to my "night job" and make the beahs

 

[GenIke]

Hell of a cover up by the Foxborough PD on the Chandler Jones mess.

 

[day_trippr]

Uh huh. If the FPD was "covering up", why the hell did they appear all over the local news here?
They think they hit the personnal appearance lottery. Lots of face time.

But don't get too excited. Pretty sure he's a first-timer with the league so Goodell can't touch him.
So unless Belichick benches Jones, he's playing...

Cheers though

 

[bluemoose]

Yup, caught with a legal substance. Pretty bad stuff.

 

[finsfan]

Who the fukc smokes synthetic marijuana. He should be suspended just for being an idiot.

 

[bluemoose]

Um, guys who get drug tested for real marijuana?

 

[finsfan]

Just get drunk. Synthetic smokable drugs, no matter what it is, sounds like a dumb fukcing idea, and it obviously was.

 

[bluemoose]

Probably fewer lasting effects for an athlete. Fewer calories. Not even sure if it was a smokable variety.

 

[finsfan]

Haha the fact that you are trying to justify anyone using synthetic drugs is hilarious.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Is it really that hard to get weed in New England?

 

[1977Brewer]

Probably fewer lasting effects for an athlete. Fewer calories. Not even sure if it was a smokable variety.

Fewer calories? Do you even understand drugs?

 

[1977Brewer]

Is it really that hard to get weed in New England?

Vermont.

So I doubt it.

 

[finsfan]

Is it really that hard to get weed in New England?

Seriously. How low can a mutli-millionaire go.

 

[bluemoose]

Um, last I checked a beer had more calories than weed. I guess I'm not including all the Doritos you would eat after, but I'm not a drug expert.

 

[slym2none]

I'm not picking up on what should be a growing level of excitement around the Pats repeating as SB champs this year.

You're all losing your touch.

They have to win it first. Don't count it until after it's done.

That's hubris.

 

[bluemoose]

It appears hoppy might be useful after all. Curing brain cancer is god's work.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_coverage/2016/01/fighting_brain_cancer_with_herpes_virus

 

[HoppyDaze]

Um, last I checked a beer had more calories than weed.

Everyone knows a joint has 500 calories.

 

[1977Brewer]

Everyone knows a joint has 500 calories.

A 2 liter of Orange crush has way more than that.

 

[slym2none]

Each marijuana has 1400 calories, 100 grams of fat, 30000 Cancer units, and 5 grams of cyanide.

Becky injected just 2 marijuanas and died.

Don't be Becky. Don't do drugs.

 

[Mongrel]

Is it really that hard to get weed in New England?

Massholes are just starting to learn about weed.