Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[WesleyS]

Sorry, I thought

That was your first mistake

 

[bluemoose]

My Ocoee Bulldogs are number 1. Tide has nothing on them. They would beat all your loser teams.

 

[Cape Brewing]

sure, if you have an actual football team.



nobody gives a **** about minor league.

Bingo

 

[gspot]

Ok, I admit it: I really did know this was mostly about NFL before posting. I just wanted to stir the pot and provide some entertainment. I can't help it that you'll never understand true football excellence by paying attention to that freak-theater on Sundays and Monday night. Seriously, reading you guys'es posts is like watching the Bill Swerski SNL skit from the early 90s where the fat b*st@rds are sitting around the table talking about Mike Ditka, quaffing cheap Lager, and shoving chicken legs in their mouths. Yeah, that's you

And I am a redneck and proud of it! Although I have never done my sister or cousin, thanks for the idea. Thanksgiving this year might be a little more interesting.

And I have nothing else to contribute here except: Scam Newton is the biggest g.d.m.f. criminal to walk the face of this earth. Just like Auburn, when he's gone, the Panthers will suck once again. I personally can't wait. I'll check back in next year after Alabama wins #17.

 

[paulthenurse]

What was that? I heard something, it was a kind of whining buzzy sound.


Ok. It's gone now, I think.

 

[motobrewer]

I'll check back in next year after Alabama wins #17.

yeah, won't that be great. they'll be a total dynasty, just like the Columbus Clippers.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ok, you fat b*st@rds are sitting around the table talking about Mike Ditka, quaffing cheap Lager, and shoving chicken legs in their mouths. Yeah, that's you

you just described PTN to a tee

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awww. See? Now that's nice. My wife apparently got our family calendar in the mail and hung it in the kitchen. It's one of those ones that you can upload your own pictures to and... look at that... For February she used a picture of me and a buddy celebrating at the Super Bowl just after the Pats won the game.

How fun!

 

[ingchr1]

Go Clemson!!!!!

I mean, Go Bama!!!!!

Bandwagon

Go Panthers!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Typical Panther fan

 

[wobrien]

See what happens when somebody lets a redneck use a computer? SMH. Sounds almost as dumb as a masshole.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

See what happens when somebody lets a redneck use a computer? SMH. Sounds almost as dumb as a masshole.

amish is just as bad as alabama. as a matter of fact, the gene pool is much shalower for the amish as is the redneck

 

[motobrewer]

amish is just as bad as alabama. as a matter of fact, the gene pool is much shalower for the amish as is the redneck

christ, that means you're some amish/alabama hybrid.

scary stuff.

 

[cattmoble]

The last two pages I'd call obnoxious thanks cape & crew for making this thread fun again!!

 

[motobrewer]

The last two pages I'd call obnoxious thanks cape & crew for making this thread fun again!!

cape and ptn had a baby.

and it's name is cattmoble

 

[cattmoble]

Now that's funny

 

[ingchr1]

Bandwagon

Go Panthers!!!!!

Typical Panther fan

I was going to go with the Pats, but they'll be golfing with the Jets after this weekend...

 

[GenIke]

oh snap!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The fact that burfict only gets 3 games is absolutely rediculous. This guy is a repeat offender.

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking of having a baby, after I win the lottery tonight I'm going to build myself a time machine and go back in time and tell He who must not be named's mother what a d'bag he grows up to be. I'm sure the woman will do the right thing and spare us.

 

[HoppyDaze]

sure, if you have an actual football team.

nobody gives a **** about minor league.

There's actually way, way more people who prefer college to the NFL, but then again you wouldn't know siht if it hit you right in the face.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Speaking of having a baby, after I win the lottery tonight I'm going to build myself a time machine and go back in time and tell He who must not be named's mother what a d'bag he grows up to be. I'm sure the woman will do the right thing and spare us.

It's not too late to abort him.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's what I'm hoping.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

There's actually way, way more people who prefer college to the NFL, but then again you wouldn't know siht if it hit you right in the face.

I'm actually a huge college football fan. Go gators.

 

[Kampenken]

So we know KC wins this week, then does Brady stay healthy next year? Old pedestrian man will be a step slower next year and facing Suh 2 more times again along with a double Ryan aggressive D twice and a very good Jets D twice. Ouch. Happy days are over in NE area. Excited to see the end.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where da FUQ all these effin noobs coming from??? Jeeeeeeesus. Someone leave a fckuing window open or something???

 

[1977Brewer]

Where da FUQ all these effin noobs coming from??? Jeeeeeeesus. Someone leave a fckuing window open or something???

Your empire is crashing down around you.

 

[WesleyS]

Where da FUQ all these effin noobs coming from??? Jeeeeeeesus. Someone leave a fckuing window open or something???

If I was a betting man, I'd say he's a "lifelong" Panthers and Alabama fan.

 

[ingchr1]

Where da FUQ all these effin noobs coming from??? Jeeeeeeesus. Someone leave a fckuing window open or something???

Thank You for letting us in!

Sure does seam like mostly Pats fans in this thread. Coincidence given the thread title? I think not!

 

[gspot]

Just saw on ESPN that the Cowboys might draft Derrick Henry. All you NFL d-bags are gonna have to start masturbating for entertainment rather than watching fball when you realize all your team rosters consist of former Alabama players. Rewatching the championship game tonight