Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Neutered cape is funnier than the old cape

I retract this statement. They both suck

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?

here ya go

 

[motobrewer]

look at the stupid smile on his face before he gets it...

its funny how people who never went to orgeon state think it's awesome for one of oregon state's players to sucker punch another guy when he's not looking.

the fanbase of people who never went to oregon state is a bunch of b*tches.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oregon serves great sidewalk sandwiches if you want to come try one...

 

[day_trippr]

Careful out there. Implied violence is what got Cape that lobotomy...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Oregon serves great sidewalk sandwiches if you want to come try one...

Hahahah! Sidewalk sandwiches!!!

8th grade must have been so much fun you just kept that mentality, ey hoppy?

 

[motobrewer]

Let me guess, I have to be turned away when you serve them, right?

 

[JonGrafto]

So let me get this straight. It is OK if I say that I want to d1ck punch myself but when I say that I want to d1ck punch another member, that's bad, right? Just trying to keep up.

 

[bluemoose]

^^ reported.

 

[day_trippr]

lmao! :rockin::rockin::rockin:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Careful out there. Implied violence is what got Cape that lobotomy...

Cheers!

No violence implied...An Oregon Sidewalk Sandwich is simply when you get so stoned you eat the sidewalk.

 

[day_trippr]

No violence implied...An Oregon Sidewalk Sandwich is simply when you get so stoned you eat the sidewalk.

lol! Ohhhhh....kaaaayyyy.

Cheers! (Who knows? Maybe the PC Police will buy that )

 

[bluemoose]

So Jared is to Subway what Hoppy is to Sidewalk sandwiches?

 

[HoppyDaze]

So Jared is to Subway what Hoppy is to Sidewalk sandwiches?

That's hard to figure out, but I'm agree 50%

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Patriots have a 1:00 game this Sunday

 

[day_trippr]

 

[1977Brewer]

This thread has been 1000% more interesting with the new Cape.

 

[WesleyS]

Ahh, my virgin eyes! Reported

 

[paulthenurse]

the patriots have a 1:00 game this sunday

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1450360640.936832.jpg

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The Patriots have a 1:00 game this Sunday

ha

 

[motobrewer]

No violence implied...An Oregon Sidewalk Sandwich is simply when you get so stoned you eat the sidewalk.

pfffft buuuuulllllshiiiiitttttt.

you can't even backup your own trashtalk.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sidewalk+Sandwich

 

[paulthenurse]

You say that as though it is something new.

 

[Darwin18]

Damn it Houston. You got us. You got us real good. Here's your 6th round pick. A 6th round pick for a QB who is about set our franchise mark for TDs (shameful, I know), led the team to a 8-5 record, and the playoff hunt. How's your season going? Mallet work out well for you? No, well, I'm sure Hoyer is the answer. No??

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree that the Jets benefited more than the Texans by that transaction.

 

[Darwin18]

Don't forget about Brandon Marshall. What is your deep analytical opinion of that trade, Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was good

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

even i am starting to dislike the g rated cape

 

[finsfan]

even i am starting to dislike the g rated cape

Now you are starting to understand how everyone else in this thread feels towards you.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Relevant fact^^^^^

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Now you are starting to understand how everyone else in this thread feels towards you.....

what did i do to you, i can understand why lardass PTN dislikes me, but I have never done anything to you

 

[finsfan]

what did i do to you, i can understand why lardass PTN dislikes me, but I have never done anything to you

Well, you're first rookie mistake (today anyway) is taking things in this thread personally hahaha.

 

[paulthenurse]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1450374407.262433.jpg

Why???? Why??????? WHY????????????

 

[motobrewer]

what did i do to you, i can understand why lardass PTN dislikes me, but I have never done anything to you

the hell you haven't.

we all have to suffer through the mind-numbing pain that comes from accidentally reading your posts.

 

[finsfan]

Holy schit! Two relevant posts back to back. Things are getting out of hand here.

 

[stratslinger]

Don't worry - Comcast'll be back shortly and right the ship... Er, wrong it?

I can't keep track.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm making food for the tailgate on Sunday

 

[Darwin18]

Make sure you have a vegetarian option Cape. You need to keep it PC.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I remember when Cape use to be cool.

 

[day_trippr]

How is this not a public referendum on Goodell as much as acknowledgement of The GOAT?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...m-brady-still-popular-qb-tops-pro-bowl-voting

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

I remember when Cape use to be cool.





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