Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

Blah blah blah

 

[Darwin18]

Fitz is only five TDs away from setting the Jets single season mark for passing TDs. Not sure whether to be excited or disappointed in how ****ty that number really is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The GOAT is 8 wins away from being the first QB in NFL history with 200 wins .

But... Fitzpatrick's TDs are fun too.

 

[Darwin18]

I won't lie, I did enjoy watching the baby Patriots get destroyed by the real Patriots. Maaaaybe it's not a good idea to hire the castoffs from the franchise you want to emulate because there is a good reason they're castoffs. We learned that the hard way with Mangini.

 

[motobrewer]

Hi folks and welcome back, Cape. Another moderator had to remove some posts in this thread tonight. A couple reminders, please:

1) Enough with the 'bag of dicks' and related jokes. This isn't new - we've been clear that is over the line. Please respect this request.

2) I didn't ban Cape, but even if I did, it's ok to disagree with the banning. But that disagreement can't become an attack on one of the admins or moderators.

Thanks.

Two responses:


1. pats are cheaters.

and,

2. Why did my post get deleted? all i said was i disagreed with the banning.

 

[motobrewer]

the goat is 8 wins away from being the first qb in nfl history with 200 wins .

But... Fitzpatrick's tds are fun too.

that's "200* wins"

 

[motobrewer]

FWIW, I'm fairly certain that every Masshole would be happy to pony up a Benjamin or two if you slap a lifetime ban on "he who shall not be named." Just a thought, Christmas is coming.

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Nuclear fired chocolate chip cookies.

how do you get your sh*ts to come out square?

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Nice that you think that much of yourself but he wasn't talking about you

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i havent done anything worthy of a ban. I dont threaten to off someone

 

[motobrewer]

Nice that you think that much of yourself but he wasn't talking about you

i didn't think he was talking about me. what person over 14 years old uses that phrase?

answer - dummy massholes.

 

[paulthenurse]

We (Massholes) use that term to refer to the poster before you. To refer to it by name would just encourage it to hang around. Believe me, you want to avoid that at all costs. I'm okay with you. I was a little pissed when I thoight you needlesslty tattled but WTH, it was Cape. If you can't pants Cape at every available opportunity then life's not worth living.

 

[thorHB]

Anyone else's fantasy team get screwed over by Andy dalton's thumb this weekend? First round of playoffs for me and what does he do? Throw and interception and then exit the game. My team was dominant. That Ahole cost me $300!!

(Mod Edit for swearing. Sorry, we got a report of someone swearing in here. Come on, guys, this ain't your living room, keep it clean!)

 

[Darwin18]

You had a ginger on your fantasy team. You got exactly what you deserved.

 

[bluemoose]

I think you stumbled into the wrong thread. You might want to back away slowly and close the door behind you.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cincy? First round of the playoffs? Check. Check.

 

[Pappers_]

Two responses:


1. pfffttthahahhahahahaha

and,

2. Why did my post get deleted? all i said was i disagreed with the banning.

Your posts quoted deleted posts, so the moderator had to delete those as well.

While this thread is full of sarcasm and fun, when I ask you to respect a request, I don't expect "pffttthahahahahahaha". Three day ban.

Anyone else want to keep poking the bear?

 

[motobrewer]

Your posts quoted deleted posts, so the moderator had to delete those as well.

While this thread is full of sarcasm and fun, when I ask you to respect a request, I don't expect "pffttthahahahahahaha". Three day ban.

Anyone else want to keep poking the bear?

it wasn't disrespect, it was funny that it got to the point that you had to do that.

 

[Pappers_]

it wasn't disrespect, it was funny that it got to the point that you had to do that.

Got it. I didn't read it like that.

 

[motobrewer]

Ok

 

[finsfan]

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[HoppyDaze]

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[motobrewer]

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you should pull one of your "aged kellerwis" out of your cellar to go with that popcorn.

 

[finsfan]

you should pull one of your "aged kellerwis" out of your cellar to go with that popcorn.

Haha gotta respect that you're attempting. "A" for effort. Coulda gone for the IPA packs in there though.

And how crazy is it that 6-packs can still be used for beer after their original contents are gone?! Mind blown.

Wait, aren't you banned?

 

[motobrewer]

Haha gotta respect you're attempt here. "A" for effort. Coulda gone for the IPA packs in there though.

And how crazy is it that 6-packs can still be used for beer after their original contents are gone?! Mind blown.

Wait, aren't you banned?

yes.

 

[bluemoose]

It would be pretty funny if this got moved to the Members section, huh Moto?

 

[motobrewer]

It would be pretty funny if this got moved to the Members section, huh Moto?

yeah. it'd be f--king hilarious.

 

[motobrewer]

i was gonna go into the secret chit-chat and post a thread called "This thread is for discussing how dumb Bluemoose, and, by extension, all massholes are, and methods for controlling their rampant stupidity" but i hit the character limit.

 

[bluemoose]

That would be a great thread. If you were able to read you might see I don't live in mass, but hey don't let that stand in your way. You probably though Vermont was a city in Mass. They must not teach geography between cheese making and sheep, uh, husbandry class in the schools out there.

 

[motobrewer]

That would be a great thread. If you were able to read you might see I don't live in mass, but hey don't let that stand in your way. You probably though Vermont was a city in Mass. They must not teach geography between cheese making and sheep, uh, husbandry class in the schools out there.

you can take the masshole out of mass but....