Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[WI_Wino]

Umm, so hard the ball rolled back into the end zone. These guys make da pack look awesome

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok. That was funny

 

[day_trippr]

Evening, *******.

"So, how 'bout them Patriots!"

Just when you think they've not only run out of O-line, they run out of Edelman.
For most teams, a fatal mix, but not for The World Champions!

And Hoppy's either really bad at humor, or a complete moron. Any QB with no time outs and 90-something seconds on the clock that drives his team to field goal range for the winning kick deserves mega golf claps at the minimum.

Aside from the ill-advised deep shots on that drive (into a prevent defense - instead of simply taking what the Giants were giving - which is exactly what worked) it was a thing of beauty, and another example why Brady is the goat...

Cheers! ("We're on to Buffalo!" )

[edit] Forgot to note: this was clearly not one of Brady's stellar outings. While the opening drive for a touchdown looked like this was going to be an easy night, he was definitely off his game.

I'll give most of the credit for that to the Giants rush.
But it turns out that Goodell decided to attend the game, and I'm betting Brady knew.
At the post game presser, my wife thought Brady looked like he was pissed-off.
I wonder...

Anyway, on to tonight's debacle! I see that little Seattle QB is on his game already! What fun!

 

[paulthenurse]

Evening, *******.



And Hoppy's either really bad at humor, or a complete moron.

I'll take Hoppy is a complete moron for $600 Alex.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Kam just killed a guy then made a tackle on a different guy.

 

[1977Brewer]

Kam just killed a guy then made a tackle on a different guy.

He had zero to do with that death, dude went headfirst into a block.

 

[paperairplane]

# Injured QB's, starting RB done for the season, still squeaked out a win vs the Browns and now on to a bye week. If Houston can knock of Cincy on MNF, we are right in the mix heading into the last quarter of the season.

HERE. WE. GO. STILLERS!

 

[HoppyDaze]

HERE. WE. GO. STILLERS!

Stillers, eh?

 

[stratslinger]

Wow. Seattle defense falling behind by a few doses on their aderall regimen or what?

 

[day_trippr]

Edelman out 'til the playoffs with a broken metatarsal or two.
Dammit.

Amendola better be eating his spinach the rest of the way...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

What's a fumble in this league?

 

[bob1852]

What's a fumble in this league?

Why so uppity?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Carol going for two this early makes me want to punch him in the face.

 

[bob1852]

Carol going for two this early makes me want to punch him in the face.

It at first you don't succeed, **** it up and go for two again...

Don't these coaches read the charts????? You NEVER go for two that early...

 

[bob1852]

If Collinsworth says "strip sack" one more time, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh look. Now they're down four. What a *******

 

[bob1852]

Oh look. Now they're down four. What a *******

Is your math broken?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Apparently.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... Oh man... Did someone say "Steelers"?? That's almost as funny as when that guy said "Blake Bordles" last year.

Hey Hoppy... How 'bout that Legion of Suck eh?? Way to clamp down on D. Maybe the "12th Man" (the fake one, not the real one at A&M) should try doing that cool "seaaaaa" - "haaaawks" chant some more and support their super good losing-record team.

 

[paulthenurse]

Fivehead needed Burgess Merideth on the sidelines. That would have been a sad day if he hadn't become the best passer of all time.

Wait...

http://youtu.be/gQnOBAbn4Cs

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Great quote heard on the radio: " Detroit can't even lose right"

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL... Oh man... Did someone say "Steelers"?? That's almost as funny as when that guy said "Blake Bordles" last year.

Hey Hoppy... How 'bout that Legion of Suck eh?? Way to clamp down on D. Maybe the "12th Man" (the fake one, not the real one at A&M) should try doing that cool "seaaaaa" - "haaaawks" chant some more and support their super good losing-record team.

best five loss team in the history of sports. Hands down . Kidding, they suck. They've had a fourth quarter lead in every game and have managed to lose five of them...talk about un-clutch defense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What the???

Wait....

What???

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is this some sort of fckuing weird Jedi mind-trick or something?

 

[bluemoose]

I think Moto took over Hoppy's account.

 

[finsfan]

Anybody see that dominating performance by the Dolphins?! Mark Sanchez cant even pull off a win against us.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Anybody see that dominating performance by the Dolphins?!

no

 

[motobrewer]

Dance, puppets!

 

[finsfan]

no

Too bad, it was certainly something...

 

[bluemoose]

Last place in the division, but just think, you could be tied for second if Dolphins and the Texans win next week. Then only 5 games out of first place. Yay!