Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Anybody see that dominating performance by the Dolphins?! Mark Sanchez cant even pull off a win against us.

He's a Pick Machine. I don't think I've seen a QB as snake-bit.
I wonder if he'll still be their QB when the Eagles come to Foxboro in a couple of weeks...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

best five loss team in the history of sports. Hands down . Kidding, they suck. They've had a fourth quarter lead in every game and have managed to lose five of them...talk about un-clutch defense.

On the up side, I bet you can score tickets cheap.
You might actually be able to go see the Seahawks play!
So, you have that going for you! :rockin:

Lots of folks licking wounds this Monday.
I'd say The Pack is taking their new status the hardest...which is understandable as they really have nothing else up there.
At least Seattle is in a beautiful part of the country...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I dont know Darwin was getting a little uppity.

 

[user 574]

Here's the obligatory Packer fan post. I don't think "r e l a x" is going to work this year

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's the obligatory Packer fan post. I don't think "r e l a x" is going to work this year

Haha! Yeah... they suck somethin' awful

 

[Cape Brewing]

In case any of you non-Pats fans want to know what a three-time Super Bowl champion looks like up close...

(At a Troy Brown book signing)

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1447724527.366138.jpg

And for the Pats fans.... sweet Jesus... Mike Reiss is the smallest freakin person I have ever seen that wasn't a "little person". Dude has to be about 5 foot 2 and maybe 100 lbs.

 

[bluemoose]

So, an inch shorter than you then?

 

[user 574]

WTF cape, that has got to be the worst, creepiest post evah. I'll end this with another WTF

 

[Cape Brewing]

??? Because I am at a book signing?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I was freakin sitting ten feet from him and took a pic for my sons. How is that creepy?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So, an inch shorter than you then?

... and a quarter of your weight, Tubby

 

[user 574]

Yes, and you better not be wearing a Troy jersey. You'd be like a Patriots version of Comi-Con. And wipe that black sh!t off from under your eyes.

f*ck, throwing the kid card in. ok, fine!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't own ANY Pats jersey. I have strong feelings about not wearing another man's jersey.

Now THAT is creepy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm getting books signed as x-mas gifts for my two boys and then two friends' sons

 

[user 574]

That works, I did the same for a Reggie White thing with my kids. I just wish you were by yourself so my shtick could stick.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That works, I did the same for a Reggie White thing with my kids.

Yeah.... no one cares

 

[GenIke]

I care

 

[day_trippr]

And then there were just two...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Name dropping with a picture and throwing the kids under bus... Cool signing though

 

[Cape Brewing]

How 'bout them Hawks? Ehhhh buddy? Lookin good dude.

 

[stratslinger]

And Super Ginger shows off just how thin his skin really is after last night's loss...

I thought Watt's "Red Rider BB Gun" comment was pretty funny - and he immediately followed it up with "but he's a great player" - and Super Ginger complains that that's a sign that Watt has no integrity?

Seems more like someone has no intestinal fortitude...

 

[motobrewer]

all's good in seattle.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's a shame Sounds like BeastMode's got something to say.

#dangerussellwilson

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't really argue with it....

... It's science...

http://wpo.st/QhRo0

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Can't really argue with it....

... It's science...

http://wpo.st/QhRo0

Oh boy! Cape politics have infiltrated the thread. I wanna hear more....

 

[Cape Brewing]

How is that politics???


Oh Christ... because it mentions Trump? That's not remotely where I was heading. I was looking at the under-lying data that shows Massachusetts is the smartest state in the country.

So.... so true

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I ignored it because Wisconsin broke the top 49.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you guys are obsessed with Seattle. Super weird.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I got no problem with Lynch criticizing Wilson...dude needs to snap out of it. He looks like Geno Smith back there. Step forward and throw the fvcking ballball. Not sure where he learned to run in a circle and charge straight into his own lineman, but that strategy clearly is not working.

 

[wobrien]

At least Sam Bradford did the honorable thing and tried to kill himself