Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

Depends on your taste. You must have an unsophisticated palate

 

[Darwin18]

Too much weak sauce on that last post

Seriously. I irrationally hate Brady more than anyone else and I can't even call him a game manager.

 

[paulthenurse]

Unsophisticated palate, my azz! He confit'd an entire 275# hog in a hole in his back yard. You don't know anyone else doing imaginative cooking like that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(yawn)

 

[Darwin18]

Did you mass holes just get BBQ? We do that **** around here every weekend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Three simple words why the Pats will continue the FU Tour without skipping a beat Sunday...

New York Jets

That's all that really needs to be said

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.

 

[Darwin18]

Not this season!

 

[wobrien]

You forgot the word "yet"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tonight's game will be an abortion. You probably shouldn't allow your kids to watch.

 

[motobrewer]

Tonight's game will be an abortion. You probably shouldn't allow your kids to watch.

yea, seattle's gonna get maimed.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not this season!

Burning season is still open!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tonight will be another game like the Giants/Eagles game from last week... only without the good plays.

 

[GenIke]

Tom Brady as defined by the Urban Dictionary

 

[wobrien]

Seems legit

 

[paulthenurse]

Driving home from work listening to the pregame on the radio. The Seahawks just got the kiss of death, The football equivalent of "She's got a really great personality."

Yup.

"They're not as bad as their record."

Ouch.

 

[paulthenurse]

Tom Brady as defined by the Urban Dictionary

When did Darwin get a job as a sportswriter?

 

[day_trippr]

Actually, they are worse than their record - with only one legitimate win to hang their helmets on this season.

But...they're still struttin' around like they matter.

Go figure...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Look at Lynch... racing... Up to the line of scrimmage.

LOL!!!! Hahahahaha! See what I did there?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

WTF. Pete throws a challenge flag and the ref's give it back because he didn't hear them? Friggin read the rulebook *******!

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's a throw that Tom Brady can only dream of making.

 

[HoppyDaze]

By the way, you guys sound like complete idiots. Why all the hate ? You won the game, remember?

 

[paulthenurse]

My daughter lives in San Francisco. Fortunately, she was raised in Boston. She called me up tonight and lamented the piss poor team that represents her new home. But she still hoped that those losers would lay a beat down on the SeaSquabs.

Like I said, she was raised to believe in the schweet baby Jeezuz, apple pie and Bill Belichick.

God almighty, SF sucks..

 

[HoppyDaze]

WTF. Pete throws a challenge flag and the ref's give it back because he didn't hear them? Friggin read the rulebook *******!

Dude, chill the fcck out.

 

[day_trippr]

That's a throw that Tom Brady can only dream of making.

And that's a throw that'll haunt Wilson's dreams...

Cheers! ("Over Rated")

[edit] The shrimp throws one hell of a punt though, don't he?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dude, chill the fcck out.

Sorry. I know how sensitive head coaches are about that statement.

 

[paulthenurse]

And that's a throw that'll haunt Wilson's dreams...

Cheers! ("Over Rated")

Guessing that Wilson doesn't dream. To dream you need to sleep. If you're 25-30 years old and a virgin you lie awake in bed fantasizing about all of the puzzy you would slay if you were a single sports star. You know, like Derek Sanderson, Joe Namath, Jeter, etc. And, of course, Hoppy. Hoppy has allegedly slain more poon than Robert Baratheon. .
Instead, these days we have The Virgin Club, with Wilson, Tebow, and Yooper lying in bed dreaming about Aaron. It's just such a shame.

The world is so different today. I kind of liked it back when going to a whore house, dropping $75K on cocaine, hookers and Viagra was a good way to lose your wife, not grow ratings and get her back.

 

[wobrien]

Dude, you are all over the place

 

[day_trippr]

That was totally on topic! :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Free association baby.