Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

I cant wait until halftime to see some highlights of the undefeated packers

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you expect? They play in the NFC

 

[paulthenurse]

Edelman cheated. He's supposed to be a receiver! Cheater!!!!!!

 

[GenIke]

they played an AFC team today, bro

 

[Cape Brewing]

And?

 

[GenIke]

And I cant wait to see the highlights of the undefeated packers...?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Colts pumping loud noise into the stadium... thats so unlike them.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wait. Wait. Wait....

Seattle lost ANOTHER game in the fourth quarter?

Da fuq?

 

[GenIke]

So is brandon lafell worth stashing on my fantasy team?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mile Mahkah deck closed? Da fuq? Pain killah!

 

[paulthenurse]

And thus, hegemony was restored to the NFL.

 

[paulthenurse]

More than one bah in Gloucester. Move your ass, Pumpkin

 

[paulthenurse]

I feel good for the Pats punter tonight he sorta earned his paycheck. Sure he wasn't great but at least he actually did something tonight to earn his money.

The Pats actually punted tonight. Wonder when that happened last?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Hoppy... What's with your buddy?

Hey, be nice.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So apparently you turds watch football so you can Internet it. Watch your game, girls.

 

[paulthenurse]

Trick plays. I f'ing LUV trick plays!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

There is nothing that can justify that abortion of a play.

 

[bob1852]

Trick plays. I f'ing LUV trick plays!!!

We tried that one in 4th grade. It didn't work then either. :fro:

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Pagano dreamt that one up during chemotherapy.


Drugs.

Bad for everyone.

 

[GenIke]

The patriots must have slipped a fake play into the Colts special teams playbook..? WTF was that?!?

 

[paulthenurse]

I honestly felt bad for the poor fu(ker who took that snap.

"Why did you snap the f'ing ball? Faqqqqqq!!!!"

 

[GenIke]

I feel cheated after that sequence

 

[Cape Brewing]

Russell Wilson blows

 

[paulthenurse]

"Ok. Listen up. Joey... You go wide. When you get to the Godards mailbox do a button hook and stop on the manhole cover.

Lisa, you stay close to me, you're my safety valve. Stay awake. If I tap my left temple four times it's headed your way.

Jerry. Hey. Phalen!!!! Wake da fuq up. You go long.

No. Just go long.

Oh fa Chridt sakes. Just go long.

 

[motobrewer]

Don't bother Hoppy. He's standing in Russell Wilsons pool.

Hahahahhahahaha! Hoppy! He's saying you are Macklemore! Like in that one commercial! Get it?

 

[motobrewer]

Russell Wilson blows

Rumplestillskin?

 

[paulthenurse]

Suck for Luck.


That sure has worked out well.

 

[motobrewer]

Hey hoppy, look at the bright side - if you take the number of wins the ducks have, and add to it the number of wins the Seahawks have, you get....the number of wins the packers have!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Credit due, nice freakin' sack

 

[motobrewer]

Luck is a terrible qb.