Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Got em right where we want em.

 

[JonGrafto]

Nice pick 6 Brady. That one is on Edelman though.

 

[GenIke]

Tom's Dad is gonna be PISSED!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

It's amazing what happens when the balls are properly inflated.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your balls are under inflated

 

[GenIke]

Wow bullsh*t call on that onside.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's amazing what happens when the balls are properly inflated.

Haha!! I get it!!

Clever!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Bulls!t call on the face mask too. "He didn't grab the face mask!!! It was the helmet!!!!! Cheaters!!!"""

 

[paulthenurse]

Bullsh!t touchdown. He used both legs as he ran!!!! Cheaters!!!!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

And when your practice isn't taped.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bull**** kickoff! He used his foot. He can't do that... Can he? Cheaters!!!!!

 

[GenIke]

why so defensive bro?

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!! Get it??? "When the balls are properly inflated"???

Oh man... That's classic.

Well played man. That's funny stuff

 

[paulthenurse]

The Pats videotaped you schtupping your wife on your honeymoon. But they didn't gain a competitive advantage from the tapes. They were too short.

 

[WI_Wino]

The only reason I'm watching this game is to talk **** in this thread!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool story bro!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

Cool story bro!!!

Almost as good as bellicheks post game conference will be!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Hoppy... What's with your buddy?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't bother Hoppy. He's standing in Russell Wilsons pool.

 

[WI_Wino]

This is quite the defensive struggle tonight.

 

[GenIke]

I cant wait until halftime to see some highlights of the undefeated packers

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you expect? They play in the NFC

 

[paulthenurse]

Edelman cheated. He's supposed to be a receiver! Cheater!!!!!!

 

[GenIke]

they played an AFC team today, bro

 

[Cape Brewing]

And?

 

[GenIke]

And I cant wait to see the highlights of the undefeated packers...?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Colts pumping loud noise into the stadium... thats so unlike them.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wait. Wait. Wait....

Seattle lost ANOTHER game in the fourth quarter?

Da fuq?

 

[GenIke]

So is brandon lafell worth stashing on my fantasy team?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mile Mahkah deck closed? Da fuq? Pain killah!

 

[paulthenurse]

And thus, hegemony was restored to the NFL.

 

[paulthenurse]

More than one bah in Gloucester. Move your ass, Pumpkin

 

[paulthenurse]

I feel good for the Pats punter tonight he sorta earned his paycheck. Sure he wasn't great but at least he actually did something tonight to earn his money.

The Pats actually punted tonight. Wonder when that happened last?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Hoppy... What's with your buddy?

Hey, be nice.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So apparently you turds watch football so you can Internet it. Watch your game, girls.

 

[paulthenurse]

Trick plays. I f'ing LUV trick plays!!!

 

[WI_Wino]

There is nothing that can justify that abortion of a play.

 

[bob1852]

Trick plays. I f'ing LUV trick plays!!!

We tried that one in 4th grade. It didn't work then either. :fro:

 

[paulthenurse]

I think Pagano dreamt that one up during chemotherapy.


Drugs.

Bad for everyone.

 

[GenIke]

The patriots must have slipped a fake play into the Colts special teams playbook..? WTF was that?!?