Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[1977Brewer]

got a lil rapey...

lil bit

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is what your typical Patriots fan is

 

[paulthenurse]

Some of us Massholes wanted to grab the gaff out of that dickheads hands and use it on him. Who gaffs a Mola Mola? It would have been fine with me if the fish pulled those fukctards out of the boat and drowned them.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I couldn't watch it to the end, too painful as a fisherman. They gaffed it?

"bro, It's a tuna!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is what your typical Seahawk fan is

 

[HoppyDaze]

good comeback, brah

 

[motobrewer]

This is what your typical Patriots fan is

paul on the left, cape on the right, and day in the background pretending to belong

 

[Cape Brewing]

good comeback, brah

Thanks man... That clip cracks me up. I felt like I went with it too often lately but if you think that worked... all the better.

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I couldn't watch it to the end, too painful as a fisherman. They gaffed it?

"bro, It's a tuna!"

Are you using fisherman in the same context as University of Oregon grad?

 

[paulthenurse]

Can you have a 0.1 GPA as a fisherman?

 

[chisena]

Besides your moms toilet.

Lame comeback.. . .
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[Darwin18]

Can you have a 0.1 GPA as a fisherman?

No, that only applies to University of Oregon "student-athletes".

 

[day_trippr]

Scobee's a ghost...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ers-latest-contract-details-comments-reaction

Man, this "No Pat's Game Week" is crawling by...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't know if it is because I'm used to watching the surgical precision and sheer awesomeness that is The New England Patriots but good God.... other games are brutal to watch. This Jets-Fins game gives me gas

 

[Darwin18]

Jets 3-1! Back on the hype train.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jets blow

 

[banesong]

Apparently the way the Redskins sell out stadium is to get rid of seats. Look at the green and orange sections on the right.

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[JonGrafto]

I'll just leave this here.

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[chisena]

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[day_trippr]

I'll just leave this here.

Your Depends are leaking. You're leaving that all over the place...

 

[JonGrafto]

Your Depends are leaking. You're leaving that all over the place...

Stalk much ??

 

[day_trippr]

Stalk much ??

That's just stupid.
Do better...

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

Hey Miami fans - How's the season going again?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Miami fans - How's the season going again?

... but.... but Suh!

 

[wobrien]

Hey Miami fans - How's the season going again?

That looks familiar.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Hey Miami fans - How's the season going again?

Oh, did that game count? We thought it was just for funsies.

 

[bluemoose]

This thread is a pile of suck when the Pats have a bye week. Thank God things get back to normal next weekend when the Pats stomp the Cowboys.

 

[Darwin18]

I love it. The Jets keep Miami out of the playoffs two years in a row and this year they're going to get Philbin fired before Week 5. Such wow.

 

[bluemoose]

Boy, that sure is something to be proud of.

 

[the_bird]

I love it. The Jets keep Miami out of the playoffs two years in a row and this year they're going to get Philbin fired before Week 5. Such wow.

Who is it that's kept the JETS out of the playoffs? Oh yeah; the rest of the ****ing league.

 

[Darwin18]

You mean Idzik. That idiot was so incompetent and hated Rexy so much he purposefully gutted that roster. Macccagnan has us competitive and winning games after less 8 months on the job. 10/25 - Circle that date.

 

[the_bird]

If they're so ****ing smart, why was Geno Smith the starting quarterback until he got coldcocked? I told you a month ago that the JETS would look better, for a while, while Fitzy was QB'ing. But he's going to look like **** again... oh, October 25th's as good a guess as any for that to kick in. And as soon as Geno's put back in the lineup you can kiss any hope of respectability goodbye.

 

[1977Brewer]

This thread is a pile of suck when the Pats have a bye week. Thank God things get back to normal next weekend when the Pats stomp the Cowboys.

Dude you get to play our second string at basically every position. If it's not a bloodbath I'm going to gloat so hard. Slight chance our defense shows up and doesn't let Gronk run rampant in the flat, but that's a maybe.

 

[Cape Brewing]

10/25 - Circle that date.

I get what thread this is but.... overreact much?

 

[the_bird]

ALREADY with the ****ing excuses? And it's not even Rex Ryan.

 

[the_bird]

I get what thread this is but.... overreact much?

Cut him some slack. It's the closest thing they get to a Super Bowl.

 

[motobrewer]

Another dominating packers win

 

[motobrewer]

Remember when people thought Colin kapernick was an elite qb?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[1977Brewer]

I love it. The Jets keep Miami out of the playoffs two years in a row and this year they're going to get Philbin fired before Week 5. Such wow.

And it's done.

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/10/5/9449293/joe-philbin-miami-dolphins-head-coach-fired-dan-campbell