Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[1977Brewer]

Really Hoppy, they look a lot like a bad football team. Having been a fan of a bad football team most of my life, I can read these things. My bad football team is 2-0 only because they played two terrible teams first.

Ahem, Go Cowboys.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Aside from two games against NE and Buffalo, the Jets really don't face a tough schedule at all. We have games against Oakland, the Jaguars, the Giants, Titans, and Texans in the second half of the season. Jets should easily go 10-6 and at least get a wildcard. The Cowboys game is also winnable but depends on if Romo and Bryant are back.

So are you saying the Giants are a dumpster fire?

 

[Darwin18]

Their best player has 7.5 fingers.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mrs. D can't be happy.

 

[wobrien]

Jets' party ends this weekend

 

[day_trippr]

^ahahahahahaha^

That's hilarious!

Seriously, your team is awful. AWFUL!

Cheers though!

 

[wobrien]

The NFC east sucks, Eagles make the playoffs at 9-7 or 10-6, get hot at the right time and take it all. Easy.

 

[wobrien]

Jets game comes at the right time for the Eagles. Nice to have a cupcake there to right the ship.

 

[the_bird]

Darwin's going to kill himself when the JETS are 2-3 after week 5.

 

[Darwin18]

Yeah cause they've never been 2-3 or worse after Week 5 before. Go back to rooting for the team du jour like all the other bandwagon Pats fans.

 

[bluemoose]

More like team du millennium.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah cause they've never been 2-3 or worse after Week 5 before. Go back to rooting for the team du jour like all the other bandwagon Pats fans.

Uppity.

Reported.

 

[paulthenurse]

Forty five years.

Think about that. Forty five years! Fahhhhhhq, that's a long time. Trust me. I know. 45 years ago I had hair down to my arse, a pecker that could cut a diamond and 500,000 bad choices still on my future.

45 years since the Jets were relevant. Darwin wasn't even alive then. Da fuq?

 

[beerplumber]

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200972819679075&id=1723960710&set=a.1266972450783.31626.1723960710&source=48&ref=bookmarks

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[the_bird]

^^ Maybe he can show Marshawn Lynch how to run harder.

 

[HoppyDaze]

still on that? fvcking weak

 

[paulthenurse]

14 years ago today.

http://youtu.be/tNzd9Xd0who.

 

[GenIke]

No doubt in my mind that if the pats had started their institutionalized cheating program a few years earlier, Drew would be a hall of famer. I sorta feel bad for him.

 

[paulthenurse]

No doubt in my mind that your Mom swam out to meet the returning 7th Fleet

 

[motobrewer]

No doubt in my mind that your Mom swam out to meet the returning 7th Fleet

Damn, how old are you?

Who says that?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty old but I still remember his Mom.

 

[motobrewer]

Pretty old but I still remember his Mom.

whose mom?

christ paul, get it together man.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Concussions: It's not something to joke about.

 

[paulthenurse]

After a while all the moms tend to blur together in my mind. Except for Capes. She was a freak. I'll remember her when I'm drooling in the nursing home.

 

[day_trippr]

How butt-hurt is the NFL right now?

This butt-hurt:

Yet, no POTW for Brady.

The New England Patriots are gonna murder-kill every team they face this season...

Cheers! (...and pile the corpses on the league's front steps...)

 

[HoppyDaze]

he throws 500 slant and screen passes every game, of course he's going to accumulate stats, you assblood.

 

[day_trippr]

God, you're a *******.

Do you ever find yourself nodding off when you read what you write?

Because I....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Cape Brewing]

he throws 500 slant and screen passes every game, of course he's going to accumulate stats, you assblood.

..., Just imagine if Wilson was good enough to throw a slant...

 

[bob1852]

That's hilarious that even that meme has an "*" in it.