Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

Big woop, you beat an SEC team.

 

[the_bird]

Well, the JETS just lost to a team from the Pac-10.

 

[bluemoose]

San Fran looks good.

 

[the_bird]

What's the over/under on when Philbin gets fired? 6:45?

 

[bluemoose]

Remember the beginning of the season when everybody was talking about the other 3 teams in the AFC East. How good they are, how they were playoff caliber. How some other team had a chance to win the division.
That was cute. We should make that an annual thing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We do. We call it preseason.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Get ready London. Here comes the Jets and Miami!

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG.... Remember that time last year when some guy said, "Blake Bortles"!?

That was hilarious

 

[Cape Brewing]

Should we call the cops for a wellness check on Hoppy?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yer mom

 

[day_trippr]

"He's alive!"

That's great


Anyway, I think Tannehill might have lost a few HOF votes today.
And the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS might already be DONE DONE DONE...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Man, I was really hoping the implosion wouldn't happen for another few weeks. jets fans barely had time to get their hopes. I wanted just a few more " back on the bandwagon" posts from Darwin before this.
I guess we can look forward to the QB controversy coming.

Will Brandon Marshal's play come near the comedic gold of the butt fumble?

 

[wobrien]

Bye week came at a great time for the Eagles. Give them a chance to work out the kinks and turn things around. Thanks NYJ!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm enjoying watching the SNF game and going outside every once in a while and comparing the eclipse of Payton Manning and the eclipse of the moon.

Let's face it, 5Head was a nice little quarterback. And that commercial where he was chanting "Cut that meat?" Classic.
And then there is the moon. Always there. Does what you expect it to do. Rises when it's supposed to, shines for a while then, just when it's at its peak of brilliance, it waxes and hits the golf course.

Then there's Tom Brady. Like the sun he outshines the moon, gets eclipsed once every few decades and just keeps on being the driving force in our solar system.

Damn, I love astronomy!

 

[wobrien]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

 

[paulthenurse]

Well yes, but that's not really relevant. 5:30 comes early regardless, especially when BPH means you have to get up every two hours to pee anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

Every time I hear the name Golden Tate I giggle like he's a character in a porn version on Willie Wonka and the Hershey Highway

 

[bob1852]

San Fran looks good.

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[HoppyDaze]

I'm enjoying watching the SNF game and going outside every once in a while and comparing the eclipse of Payton Manning and the eclipse of the moon.

Let's face it, 5Head was a nice little quarterback. And that commercial where he was chanting "Cut that meat?" Classic.
And then there is the moon. Always there. Does what you expect it to do. Rises when it's supposed to, shines for a while then, just when it's at its peak of brilliance, it waxes and hits the golf course.

Then there's Tom Brady. Like the sun he outshines the moon, gets eclipsed once every few decades and just keeps on being the driving force in our solar system.

Damn, I love astronomy!

Well yes, but that's not really relevant. 5:30 comes early regardless, especially when BPH means you have to get up every two hours to pee anyway.

These are two of the saddest posts I've ever read.

 

[paulthenurse]

Here is one that you might find just a little bit sadder.
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[Darwin18]

Well that sucked.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatta ya mean? I thought yesterday was super-fun.

Yayyyyyyyyy

 

[Darwin18]

Can't you just go on a bye week like your team? It's bad enough having to read article after article where the authors are literally gargling Brady's balls. Peter King go **** yourself. "Ten Things I think" should be ten things not five hundred you unapologetic gargler.

 

[the_bird]

Whatta ya mean? I thought yesterday was super-fun.

Yayyyyyyyyy

Does Ryan Allen still get paid after yesterday? It's completely unfair; I mean, I understand the whole "do your job!" mentality, but what if you barely HAVE a job on the team? You think he ever dreams of being traded to Chicago, just so that he has the chance to put up a dozen punts some game?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't you just go on a bye week like your team? It's bad enough having to read article after article where the authors are literally gargling Brady's balls. Peter King go **** yourself. "Ten Things I think" should be ten things not five hundred you unapologetic gargler.

I don't wanna hear it... you have plenty of opportunities to do the only sane thing and extricate yourself from the life of hellish torture that being a Jets fan is. We, being gracious fans of a good team, have offered a NUMBER of times to bring you into our ranks with open arms.

Jump in.... the water is fiiiiiiiiiiiine

 

[paulthenurse]

Cheating bastids.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/09/28/patriots-cheat-nfl-week-3/

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well that sucked.

And like the passing seasons. Darwin returns to his hole. That's how you do it PTN.

 

[Darwin18]

There's still a wildcard in play though. At least one team from the AFC East is taking a wild card, and it's not going to be Miami. The Steelers have QB Dog Killer for the next several weeks - those are guaranteed loses. Baltimore is 0-3. Not one team in the AFC South has a winning record. AFC West will probably have the 2nd wild card with either KC or Denver taking it.

I would also like to the time now to apologize to any British homebrewers lurking. The Miami - NYJ game that you'll be subjected to will be abysmal. Hopefully it will terrible enough to convince the NFL to end the stupid idea of a London franchise.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's awesome to hear fans of opposing teams just right-off any chance of winning the division only three weeks into the season.

 

[Darwin18]

To be fair, I wrote off our chances of competing for the division at least two years ago.