Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jpakstis]

Yeah, cause most of us don't remember the good old days when the Patriots were the lovable losers. Most of us don't remember Steve Grogan and Tony Eason. We don't remember the brawls in the stands and the Patriots being banned from Monday Night Football.
I think many in this thread remember the bad old days, that is why we can gloat about the Patriots now. Can you imagine that we hated the Bills for their success in the nineties like the Bills fans hate us now? Course they went to Superbowls, We WON them.
I feel confident with the ownership we have, the Patriots dark days are behind. We won't always be this good, but the decade of suck that so many of your teams have experienced is in the rear view mirror. Seems about time the Pats had back to back championships!

I remember both when Orthwein was going to move the team to St. Louis and no one seemed to care. Of course the Victor Kiam/Zeke Mowat/"Patriot missile" days were an embarrassment.

I also remember watching Drew Bledsoe taking that victory lap around Schaefer/Sullivan stadium in '99 because they were already moving to Hartford. Its astounding that Kraft didn't take that sweetheart deal and one of the primary reasons Kraft could go down as the greatest owner in Boston/NE pro sports history.

 

[motobrewer]

Changing a quote is so clever, see?

i don't get it.

 

[wobrien]

Our motto is "We just have to be better than Philly"

That thing was a garbage can with an iPhone inside. It had it coming.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Chugging a cock is so easy, see?

gross

 

[user 574]

bluemoose went 4th floor of the crackhouse. Never go there; 4th dimension sh!t up there

 

[GenIke]

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

**** would be funnier if the Dolphins hadn't lost to the Jets to miss out on the playoffs for the last two straight years. Seven years without a playoff win? Fifteen years without even a playoff win? The only thing the Dolphins have going for them is the Rock is killing it on Ballers this season.

Watch, the Dolphins are gonna win their division this season

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfffft

 

[Cape Brewing]

People could not be more delusional about the Pats coming into this year. Everyone is obviously focused on the dumbest bullshti "scandal" in the history of the game but then they focus on "Ewwww. They lost Revis".

People forget Belichick won a SB with Troy Brown at CB.

The linebackers are all back and healthy. Yeah, NO one wanted to see Wilfork go but that D-line is also now healthy, young, and I think is going to shock a lot of people.

Then on offense... the most underrated pick-up of the year... Scott Chandler. The Pats are going to go back to the two-tight end sets they ran back with the murderer and are going to put up about a billion effin points this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(In my best Bob Uecker voice from Major League)

"Annnnd Goodell and this whole bullshti fiasco... starrrrrting to shows signs of fatigue".

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...led-me-brady-appeal-transcript-shows/?hpid=z5

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Well it is the Patriot way

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhhhhhhh ohhhh

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/roger-...aves-nfl-on-slippery-slope-214409591-nfl.html

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wait.... whaaaaaaat?

http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-o...e-to-vikingspackers-differs-greatly-from-pats

 

[Cape Brewing]

But.... but.... Brady is so whiney!!

 

[user 574]

There should be an over/under odds set in Vegas when Goodell is gone. I say after this season's SB

 

[Cape Brewing]

There should be an over/under odds set in Vegas when Goodell is gone. I say after this season's SB

The problem is Goodell's job description is very basic. He has two jobs:
1) make sure revenue keeps growing
2) take public beatings so the owners don't have to

... and you can't argue that he is failing at either of those jobs. All of these other mountains of bullsht, don't effect those two things at all.

As a matter of fact, you could easily argue that he is hitting the ball out of the park on # 2.

 

[motobrewer]

(In my best Bob Uecker voice from Major League)

"Annnnd Goodell and this whole bullshti fiasco... starrrrrting to shows signs of fatigue".

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...led-me-brady-appeal-transcript-shows/?hpid=z5

you mean Bob Uecker, radio announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah.... and?

 

[motobrewer]

i get to listen to uecker on the radio and you don't.

 

[motobrewer]

Great taste! Saturday! You sorry ass clowns ain't goin!

http://greattaste.org/at-the-taste/program/

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Too chatty?!!! The Manhattan Project started at Columbia University:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ists-due-to-leaks/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

 

[stratslinger]

Wait.... whaaaaaaat?

http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-o...e-to-vikingspackers-differs-greatly-from-pats

Cape - this link seems to be broken, and I'm really curious after checking out the others... (Whether on mobile or not, just takes me to the CBS homepage)

 

[Cape Brewing]

i get to listen to uecker on the radio and you don't.

Uhh.... Ok

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape - this link seems to be broken, and I'm really curious after checking out the others... (Whether on mobile or not, just takes me to the CBS homepage)

Try this one:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...e-to-vikingspackers-differs-greatly-from-pats via @CBSSports

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmmm. Soooo weird. ESPN SHOCKINGLY quiet about all of the cracks and incredibly suspect aspects of this whole clusterfcku.

Who woulda thought?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Amazing the Patriots fans still trying to convince the world their team is legit...talk about futile.

Seahawks have the best team in the league again. Should be an entertaining season.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the deflate stuff ffs? It doesn't matter in the least. Even if he does get suspended the teams they play all year couldn't win even if Blount was playing at QB. Nice division, losers.

 

[stratslinger]

Amazing that the Seahawks have $100 million tied up in 10 players right now. Without a whole lot of contract restructuring, that could be a very different team in another year. Enjoy the run (or intercepted pass?) while it still lasts.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did someone say BeastMode?

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=13380721

 

[motobrewer]

hahahahahahahaaha

 

[jpakstis]

Amazing the Patriots fans still trying to convince the world their team is legit...talk about futile.

They hate us 'cause they ain't us.