Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

Deflection.

 

[finsfan]

deflection-gate is almost as fun to watch as lie-about-deflate-gate.

 

[wobrien]

The pats' fans on this thread should start a PR firm, make millions.
#spindoctors

 

[paulthenurse]

Hoppy, the baddest Faber-slayer around.

 

[motobrewer]

Whatever man...I slay poon on the very campus that movie was filmed at.

haaaahahahahha!!!!! slay poon!!! at a school he never went to!!!!

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahhahhahahhhahhaahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!

 

[user 574]

:cross:

 

[day_trippr]

That's hilarious!

btw, do they really put the player's name on the rings like that?
"Gronkowski" is gonna be a challenge...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

He requested "Gronk" on one side and "Party" on the other be inscribed.

 

[HoppyDaze]

haaaahahahahha!!!!! slay poon!!! at a school he never went to!!!!

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahhahhahahhhahhaahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!

are you having a stroke or is it just your chromosome 21?

 

[motobrewer]

are you having a stroke or is it just your chromosome 21?

aw, what's the problem there, guy? low T?

Hoppy - Not Attending University of Oregon Since 1982.

 

[HoppyDaze]

amazing that you still think that has some kind of effect on me...or that it's a legitimate point in any way.

 

[motobrewer]

low t? i'm sure it has to affect your poon slaying.

 

[paulthenurse]

He shall overcome.

Was that racist?

 

[motobrewer]

Was that racist?

Hoppy? Yeah, that's pretty well documented.

 

[paulthenurse]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1431027193.907257.jpg

 

[bluemoose]

But can we at least all agree that anyone posting in this thread with a hashtag ( unless it is Patriots are #1), is a total ******?

#thisainttwitter

 

[finsfan]

I'll just leave these here....

 

[HoppyDaze]

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Keep Calm and Slay Poon would have been better.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever man...I slay poon on the very campus that movie was filmed at.

Greatest.... post... ever

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/n-f-l-sentences-brady-to-a-year-with-the-jets.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh the humanity!

 

[bluemoose]

Boy the Cowboys picked the perfect time to sign a certain tackle, huh? Like a Friday document dump before a long weekend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fuccccccccccckin A!!! You gotta be kidding me!!!!

Now the the NFL is reporting that... according to a tip off from a guy who used to deliver sandwiches to someone who looks like a guy Tom Brady knows....

Tom Brady deliberately used shoe laces in his cleats that were a full two and a half inches longer than the NFL rules permit. Shoelace length is supposed to be no longer than 38 inches and Brady's were 40.65.

They are calling it "Lacegate"!!!

I am so turning in my season tickets. I can't support such a horrible person.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Boston taking a beating today:

The Boston Red Sox's Pitching Is Ass

Hell of a headline

 

[paulthenurse]

I honestly think that headline is pretty unkind to asses everywhere. Like Hoppy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... make fun of the Sox all ya want. They suck worse than a goal-line pick. Well... okay... maybe not THAT bad but yeah, they're terrible. Number of fckus I give about the Sox = 0

 

[bluemoose]

Let's keep the focus in this thread on how great the Patriots are, not how terrible the Sox are. That is a whole different thread.

 

[Darwin18]

Masters O' Deflection.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hoppy brought it up ya jagoff

 

[bluemoose]

Do you think Hoppy is deflecting because of his huge crush on Brady. Wonder if Brady would consider poon slaying with him some time.