Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

So stupid

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yes... This entire topic really is

 

[wobrien]

There are text messages to/from the guy in charge of the game balls talking about bribes from Brady to get certain air levels. lololololololol

 

[Punity]

Yawn Pats got caught cheating again.....skies blue move on the NFL will.

 

[jbaysurfer]

 

[GenIke]

Five biggest cheaters in sports history:

5) Lance Armstrong
4) Barry Bonds
3) Marion Jones
2) the 1919 Black Sox
1) Tom Brady

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[PackerfaninSanDiego]

LOL classic Cape. You are unbelievably dense.

best quote of the year?? century?

 

[bluemoose]

Damning texts. I hope they don't use any of Hoppy's post here in the discrimination case against him. I mean, taken out of context, or sarcasm, taken as serious could really damage a case.

Imagine if PTN were linked to a missing persons report. Look at his post history here. The cops would be digging up the shed and sifting through the pile of rubble that is the pizza oven looking for missing hookers.

Fact is, Tom could beat your teams throwing a beach ball.

 

[finsfan]

Fact is, Tom could beat your teams throwing a beach ball.

Or watermelon and rugby ball apparently.

 

[GenIke]

Nope, he couldnt beat my team.

 

[JohnSand]

It doesn't matter if you think he could win without cheating. He didn't win without cheating. If he were as good as that, he wouldn't have to cheat. Maybe it was bad character or just cowardice? Who knows, but he'll always be remembered for it.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Somebody please tell Cape that the net is full of memes he hasn't already exhausted.

 

[Darwin18]

Another * for the Patriots. Keep on that high ground Cape. Tell the world their **** don't stank.

 

[Darwin18]

Jets got a $100K fine for our idiot owner saying he'd love to have Reavis on his team. Brady should be getting a fine + suspension for conspiring to violate league rules AND lying about it in front of the media. My innocence has been lost. The Commissioner must treat this as harshly as he would with any player suspected of spousal abuse. The integrity of the game is on the line. /s.

 

[bluemoose]

Brady suspended for the first preseason game. $9 fine. I think this seems appropriate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jets got a $100K fine for our idiot owner saying he'd love to have Reavis on his team. Brady should be getting a fine + suspension for conspiring to violate league rules AND lying about it in front of the media. My innocence has been lost. The Commissioner must treat this as harshly as he would with any player suspected of spousal abuse. The integrity of the game is on the line. /s.

LOL!!

"My innocence has been lost"


Ok, that's funny

 

[Cape Brewing]

There are text messages to/from the guy in charge of the game balls talking about bribes from Brady to get certain air levels. lololololololol

Like I asked before... show me the instruction to make that air level outside the limit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

While... I... Of all people... Toooootally understand the joy this whole topic brings.... Are you kidding? I would drool over this sorta thing... I just wanna say that the massive butt-hurt that it brings to the surface has, surprisingly, been enjoyable.

People hating the Pats SO much that they are power jizzing over a lb of air pressure.... it warms my heart.

Like we've said.... Zero fckus were given over the Falcons cheating, the Vikings doctoring footballs right on the sideline in plain view of the tv cameras, or Aaron Rodgers admitting he doctors the football.... Why? Cuz those teams blow. No one cares about those teams. But the Pats?? "Ohhhhhhhhh no you d'int" and the three finger-snaps come out. Why? Cuz the Pats beat the fkcu-snot outta everyone.

And trust me.... I would muccccccch rather deal with the butt-hurt fans of other teams than be the fan of some shtty team like the ones I mentioned.

 

[user 574]

The act should be a minor infraction. The cover up I think will make whatever comes down more meaty. But it won't be so strong that creates a large negative impact on the season of one of the media darling NFL teams.

 

[MysteryHaus]

Late to the party but I just have to say.. growing up in Connecticut, I remember when all the pats fans were giants fans. I miss that

 

[Cape Brewing]

The act should be a minor infraction. The cover up I think will make whatever comes down more meaty. But it won't be so strong that creates a large negative impact on the season of one of the media darling NFL teams.

What "cover-up"??? Brady came out and said he never told anyone to break the rules. Every WB in the league like the footballs prepped a certain way. Brady obviously prefers a lower PSI. Every text, every "piece of evidence" where Brady is concerned, simply shows Brady preferring a lower PSI... and no where, once, does it show Brady telling anyone to break the rules. Even later in the report it shows Brady texting McNally telling him not to worry about the shti-storm since he didn't do anything wrong... suggesting Brady simply kept on him to prep the footballs the way he wanted.

Belichick and Kraft didn't know shti.,. so what "cover-up"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Late to the party but I just have to say.. growing up in Connecticut, I remember when all the pats fans were giants fans. I miss that

Cool story!!

 

[motobrewer]

Late to the party but I just have to say.. growing up in Connecticut, I remember when all the pats fans were giants fans. I miss that

newjack with some relevant facts.

 

[Darwin18]

Like we've said.... Zero fckus were given over the Falcons cheating, the Vikings doctoring footballs right on the sideline in plain view of the tv cameras, or Aaron Rodgers admitting he doctors the football.... Why? Cuz those teams blow. No one cares about those teams. But the Pats?? "Ohhhhhhhhh no you d'int" and the three finger-snaps come out. Why? Cuz the Pats beat the fkcu-snot outta everyone.

- Falcons were fined $350K and lost their 2016 5th Round Pick.
- Vikings / Carolina - Both teams, and the rest of the league, were issued a warning by the NFL not to in any way doctor game balls. This was December 2014.
- Aaron Rogers never lied about doctoring game balls in anyway. He has never been caught doing so either after the December 2014 warning. He's a ******, but being a ****** isn't a punishable offense.
- Tom Brady, though, he's a real *********. He actively participated in a conspiracy to doctor game balls after the December 2014 warning and then decided to lie about it to the media. Repeatedly. The smug mother ****er just had to admit that maybe the game balls were deflated and this whole thing would have blown over. The worst thing is that he didn't even need to throw the ball to beat the Colts - they're that terrible.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Sigh)

For the 87th time... Show me the line in the report where Brady told someone to do something against the rules.

The report itself said Brady "probably knew" they were bending the rules. If they had Brady telling them to do it, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess they would have nailed Brady more than the media shti-show of everyone screaming "Brady cheated!!!!"

Again... show me where in the report it says that.

It doesn't and now you have him "actively participating in a conspiracy"... A grand conspiracy to lower the PSI of a football... Just a reminder that's what you're all super butt-hurt about... And lying to the media.

 

[finsfan]

I doubt a ball boy would have to be bribed, multiple times, to do something legal and that's in his job description....

 

[bluemoose]

I think the texts actually exonerate Tom. Funny where the guy says the refs screwed us and put the balls up to 16. This clearly means the deflating was happening before the refs get the ball. Not illegal. Just trying to get the preferred balls past the refs. The refs would have inflated them before sending them to the field. It is pretty widely known that the balls were never called into question after they went to the field until the AFC championship game.

 

[Darwin18]

You really think that two attendants took it upon themselves to willfully modify game balls that their HOF QB was using in the AFC Championship game (and lot's of others) without any direction or input by said QB?

 

[bluemoose]

No. I think the QB would have said, get the balls to the lowest PSI that will get past the refs. The ball boy would try to sneak 12 psi past the refs. If they thought they were too low, the refs would inflate them.