Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Still don't see anything unique about it or any other way to "handle it"

Exactly... and that's why "Hoppy" is an adjective.


I think you're simply blinded by your hatred for something so purely awesome.

 

[stratslinger]

Well let's see - there's a) everybody comes together to support one another, and stay the heck out of the way of the authorities while they confront the wrongdoers and there's b) fire and free kicks for everyone!

I think one of those is a much more positive example. But maybe that's because I already have all the shoes I need?

 

[HoppyDaze]

no hate, just a realist. Strat, don't try to compare Boston's incident to what's going on in Baltimore...that's retarded.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Boston Strong! - "because we didn't burn our city down"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

:smack:

Exactly.

 

[finsfan]

Dion Jordan is an idiot! I guess none of us should be surprised since he came from Oregon.

 

[HoppyDaze]

not surprising he turned into a criminal after moving to Florida.

 

[finsfan]

Don't be so humble. Oregon had a significant role in how he conducts himself as a player, which apparently includes diluting urine samples.

 

[motobrewer]

hard to argue.

 

[motobrewer]

which one is hoppy, and which one is cat?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don't be so humble. Oregon had a significant role in how he conducts himself as a player, which apparently includes diluting urine samples.

Do you care to elaborate or are you just hoping that's the truth because it's convenient and it deflects responsibility from your crappy team?

 

[finsfan]

Do you care to elaborate or are you just hoping that's the truth because it's convenient and it deflects responsibility from your crappy team?

Elaborate on what? Jordan IS suspending for diluting his urine sample and he WAS an Oregon Duck. I think the connections are obvious....

 

[motobrewer]

see, you can't reason with hoppy because he's an idiot.

 

[HoppyDaze]

where's that put you?

 

[Darwin18]

Dion Jordan is an idiot! I guess none of us should be surprised since he came from Oregon.

"The suspension costs Jordan $3,335,418 in signing-bonus forfeiture and $2,275,209 in salary for 2015."

What an idiot. Still, it's not like the Dolphins will notice his missing production in 2015.

 

[finsfan]

"The suspension costs Jordan $3,335,418 in signing-bonus forfeiture and $2,275,209 in salary for 2015."

What an idiot. Still, it's not like the Dolphins will notice his missing production in 2015.

The Dolphins were talking to Philly about trading him before the draft. Scratch that idea.

 

[Darwin18]

Is....is Chip Kelly retarded?

Hey. Hey Chip. I heard that Geno took a trip to Oregon's campus before he committed to West Virginia. He's yours for a 3rd round pick.

Also, Jets only fined $100K for blatantly stealing Reavis from the upstanding and unscrupulous New England Patriots organization. Ouch, that really smarts.

 

[finsfan]

Serious question. Does Miami get any of that salary cap money back from Jordan's suspension? I assumed not but don't really feel like googling it. Plus, I will get a more humorous answer here anyway.

 

[bluemoose]

You don't even get cap relief if one of your former players kills half a dozen dudes, so I'm thinking it is unlikely.

 

[finsfan]

You don't even get cap relief if one of your former players kills half a dozen dudes, so I'm thinking it is unlikely.

Now that's unfortunate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is....is Chip Kelly retarded?

Hey. Hey Chip. I heard that Geno took a trip to Oregon's campus before he committed to West Virginia. He's yours for a 3rd round pick.

Also, Jets only fined $100K for blatantly stealing Reavis from the upstanding and unscrupulous New England Patriots organization. Ouch, that really smarts.

That's $100k on top if the azz-fckuing they took on his contract. The best thing since the Super Bowl was hearing that the Pats dropped out of the bidding Revis almost a full week before the Jets finally signed him and Revis and his agent just sat there and let the Jets bid against themselves.

It's that kind of super shrewd business sense that makes the Jets the team they are.

There are reasons the Patriots are the Patriots and reasons why the Jets are the Jets.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Serious question. Does Miami get any of that salary cap money back from Jordan's suspension? I assumed not but don't really feel like googling it. Plus, I will get a more humorous answer here anyway.

LOL!!!!

Classic

 

[finsfan]

LOL!!!!

Classic

One can only hope.

 

[day_trippr]

A lot of sports radio talk about the Daily Post story possibly missing the rest of the damages laid on the J-E-T-S. Precedent would certainly call for some draft picks to be handed over.

Then there's the group that thinks Goodell now has a hard-on for the Patriots because of what Kraft said about expecting a huge "We're So Sorry!" from the league when they finally work up to the courage to admit the Patriots had nothing to do with InflateGate.

Otoh, there's a suspicion that the World Champion New England Patriots are going to come out of InflateGate squeaky clean, and coupled with the Superbowl triumph and the JETS being fined for tampering PLUS the complete dismissal of the JETS tampering counter-claim against the Patriots that Patriots Haters everywhere would suffer a collective aneurism if the Pats were awarded some picks to boot.

So, there's all that...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

The jets do such a terrible job drafting, is it really a penalty to take those picks away. It would probably help the team in the long run.

 

[user 574]

Highest salaries

http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap3000000478529

7 and 8 are awesome fails. 6 too as as soon as he goes stompin mad postal

 

[day_trippr]

It should be noted that Tom Brady - aka The GOAT - is not on that list...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

His wife makes more than he does, no need to be the main bread winner

 

[day_trippr]

So you're saying he's smarter than anyone on that list.

You're right...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Yes, because when he wants to dump her since she's going to go floppy in about 4-6 years he can take some of her coin. But I assume there is a prenup. I'd still prefer to tap this though

Supermodels are notoriously high maintenance. Just a notch or three above actresses.