Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Tom Brady can't even throw a baseball over 20 yards

The Best Quarterback Of All Time obviously didn't want to show up the starting pitchers...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Awwww come on guys, just deflate that baseball a little bit and let him try again. I'm sure he would rope it right in there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How do you deflate a baseball?

 

[GenIke]

Just have some old dude sneak them in the bathroom for a couple minutes. Duh...

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just have some old dude sneak them in the bathroom for a couple minutes. Duh...

Then what?

 

[bob1852]

How do you deflate a baseball?

Ask Roy Hobbs! Oh yeah, 80s movie sick burn!

 

[GenIke]

Then what?

Then Tom throws better

 

[bluemoose]

Awwww come on guys, just deflate that baseball a little bit and let him try again. I'm sure he would rope it right in there.

How many concussions have you had?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Then Tom throws better

Good one.

 

[GenIke]

How many concussions have you had?

So many I had to wear one of these:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hernandez just signed with a new team. Lifelong contract paying $ 0 / year.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pete Carroll should be sent to jail for passing the ball on the one yard in the final seconds of the Super Bowl.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Still on that? lazy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's a loooooooooong time until the season starts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and what everyone is now saying is that the evidence in the double murder is even stronger than this trial just had.

Interesting to see how they proceed with that trial.

 

[GenIke]

... and what everyone is now saying is that the evidence in the double murder is even stronger than this trial just had.

Interesting to see how they proceed with that trial.

Yeah it will be. They must have got some damning evidence while investigating the Lloyd murder. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some sort of sick trophy or something like that.

 

[bluemoose]

If he waited two years, he would. A Lombardi trophy, that is. Boom!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

What's kind of amazing is that the Hernandez trial is over and he's going to be locked up forever..

And the Marathon Bomber has had his day in court and he has been found guilty also.

Both put away by prosecuting attorney's making perhaps $45,000 per year.

And yet "Deflate-gate" still lingers on. WTF?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Because you keep bringing it up.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hernandez still can appeal. I think every news station I've listened to has said "will never be a free man again." It was an interesting prosecution. From what I've heard they left out a lot of evidence and the appeal sounds like a lock.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I swear I heard on the news that life sentences without parole are automatically appealed.... so it was going to happen as a matter of procedure.

I was hoping it would be over and done with from the legal perspective so that maybe the Pats could get salary cap relief on whatever is left tied to him.

Pats have another SB title to defend this year

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You're correct about automatic appeal which is the thing about the news reporting experts that annoys me. I didn't follow the trial that much but I figured by not finding the gun he would walk. Then prosecution would find more evidence(or a link to the double homicide) or more witnesses. Now the prosecution has the upper hand in the appeals. The other trial will be interesting.

Anyone else see the Tom Brady/Jordan Spieth commercial? There's nothing TB can't do.

 

[GenIke]

Well, he cant throw a baseball over home plate. We covered that last week.

 

[bluemoose]

He can't fit another ring on the fingers of his right hand. So there's that.

 

[day_trippr]

The Most Dominant NFL Trailer Of The Year!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_th2keiChs4[/ame]

Awesome!

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady's gonna punch him in the dick one of these days but that's funny

 

[the_bird]

The Most Dominant NFL Trailer Of The Year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_th2keiChs4

Awesome!

Cheers!

Excellent....

 

[paulthenurse]

The Fifth is in him

 

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