Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

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[HoppyDaze]

Has there been a worse sh!tshow in the the history of NFL off seasons than this one is for the 9ers? They should just burn it down.

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... A forty-whiner fan here? Seriously! ROFLMAO

 

[ChshreCat]

My god, man! Marshawn Lynch signed a new contract and half your defense threw up their hands and retired rather than face him again!

 

[Bmoney1215]

This has been an awful off season, but we shall come back strong and take the nfc west, whoop on them PED loving seahawks.

 

[ChshreCat]

This has been an awful off season, but we shall come back strong and take the nfc west, whoop on them PED loving seahawks.

But what are you going to do between now and the 2075 season?

 

[Bmoney1215]

Haha! We will see. Honestly i am hella nervous about this, not wanting to go back to a 4-12 organization. I have faith we just need to score in the 4th, and protect kaepernick, the rest is history.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hella cool story bro

 

[Rotor_Head]

Also this. See ya'll in the playoffs.

 

[day_trippr]

Wrong thread. ^That^ obviously belongs >> here...

Cheers!

 

[Rotor_Head]

Awe you're hilarious. Good luck with Tommy boy rounding 40 and Revis Jetin' off to those dolla bills.

And Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[Bmoney1215]

Pretty much...

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[wobrien]

What is going on in here?

 

[bluemoose]

Much like the NFL, this is the time of year free agents try to showcase their talents in hopes of getting a permanent place on the roster in this thread. Sometimes you have to take the good with the bad and hope the roster sorts itself out by the regular season.

 

[day_trippr]

Looks like a chick fight from way up here...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Good news for the Jaguars - and the entire NFC South!
Those teams won't have to buy so many seats next season.

http://money.cnn.com/2015/03/23/media/nfl-blackout-rule/index.html

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good news for the Jaguars - and the entire NFC South!

Those teams won't have to buy so many seats next season.





Cheers!

So both of their fans will be able to watch em!?!? Niiiiice

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy crap... I honestly can't think of Bortles' first name.

 

[Darwin18]

Chad? That sounds like a Jacksonville name.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is it??

 

[Darwin18]

How the hell should I know? Jacksonville is the Cleveland of Florida.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the hell should I know? Jacksonville is the Cleveland of Florida.

Haha! It's funny cuz it totally is.

I think it's Jimmy... Jimmy Bortles. That sounds right.

I think Jimmy Bortles is gonna baaaa-low next year. Not... like.... throw a pick on the one ba-low but definitely in that same realm.

 

[bluemoose]

Wait, are you sure he's a quarterback? I thought Jimmy Bortles was an offensive lineman.

 

[wobrien]

Isn't it one of those names that could be male or female? I think it's Pat or Jamie. That's it, Jamie bortles, not jimmy

 

[the_bird]

Jim-Bob, maybe? I mean... not just Florida, but Redneck Florida.

 

[Darwin18]

Uncle-Daddy Bortles?

 

[motobrewer]

man, this thread really goes to hell when football season ends.

 

[Darwin18]

Cheaters!!!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...-new-england-patriots-darrelle-revis-comments

Seriously though, Goodell should just have Woody and Kraft hug it out.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, there is definitely no difference between talking about wanting a player back that has the potential to be on the market in a month, and talking about a player that just left your team.

If I were the Pats, any question about any player no currently on the roster would be, " we don't talk about players outside the organization due to potential tampering charges."
I'm guessing the league and media would loooove that.