Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

 

[JonGrafto]

How many does your team have?

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

Finally hit the ground in Charlotte. Thank God.,, View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1422633126.513164.jpg

Looking at a NoDa Hop, Drop & Roll next.

The nice thing is I am surrounded at the bar by a ton of locals flying out... to..... I dunno... probably a moron convention somewhere.

I can practically hear the inbreeding going on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuq.

I hear banjos!!! I HEAR BANJOS!!!!

 

[Accidic]

Hehehe. I never thought I'd hear myself say this but thank you for that Cape. I actually started giggling. I'm pretty sure a grown man should never giggle and I just couldn't help it. Really need an emote for shame...

Now back to bracing myself for the Super-Obnoxiousness Bowl.

 

[bob1852]

See that's what is so great about AZ. You can buy or drink 24x7. All while carrying your firearm. :cross:

Nope, you can't buy from 2am - 6am.

 

[HoppyDaze]

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

False

 

[Darwin18]

NoDa is solid choice Cape.

 

[JonM]

'Sconnie has 6 players at the Super Bowl.

AND former Wisconsin QB Darrell Bevell is the OC.

 

[Accidic]

I've seen contradicting counts for that. The lowest count I'd seen for Wis is 4 though which ties the other two for the most.

Of course, one of the contradicting counts I heard was 6 for Alabama and in Tide country that makes sense given their claim for number of NCs.

 

[Accidic]

Correction, 4 schools with 4. Missed Texas A&M.

 

[bluemoose]

Go Aggies, home of the 12th man!

 

[hokieguy95]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...yt-cl=85114404

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty damn funny

 

[Cape Brewing]

Honestly taking trash talk hat off for a second...

It fkcuing blows this stupid Deflategate crap is messing with stuff.... Now basically the whole Seahawks team was PED tested yesterday???

Just play the fckuing game!!!!

Stop freakin trying to ruin it! Just play the game!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://youtu.be/feuNeJewzDo

Although... This is pretty funny

 

[smurfjuice]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuq.

I hear banjos!!! I HEAR BANJOS!!!!

4 or 5 string ...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Damnit, Matt Damon is so likable. How can he be a Pats fan?

 

[Darwin18]

Speaking of Matt Damon. How about Matt Damon's retarded cousin (yes I know they're not related):

http://www.avclub.com/article/emfriday-night-lightsem-jesse-plemons-joins-paul-t-56855

 

[ChshreCat]

These guys are kind of hit and miss on some of their songs. This one turned out pretty good.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25KL2NL1Jdg[/ame]

 

[Punity]

Honestly taking trash talk hat off for a second...

It fkcuing blows this stupid Deflategate crap is messing with stuff.... Now basically the whole Seahawks team was PED tested yesterday???

Just play the fckuing game!!!!

Stop freakin trying to ruin it! Just play the game!!

Integrity of the game and blah blah blah......sometimes I wish the owners would stop blowing coke off their hookers and wise up to how Goodell is making the game less fun to watch and more a joke then the NHL, and jesus they strike every 5 years.

Yea they are rolling in money now but I can't help feel that it's hit it's peak and it'll be a slow decline that they can't fix and turn out like baseball. I could be wrong but I've never seen a commish have such a hard on for tinkering with a game thats been around 100 years. Or have been so out to lunch when it comes to his willly nilly discipline policies.

 

[Punity]

Oh yea Go Hawks!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Integrity of the game and blah blah blah......sometimes I wish the owners would stop blowing coke off their hookers and wise up.

Ideally they find a way to wise up but still be able to do blow off hookers' *******.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ideally they find a way to wise up but still be able to do blow off hookers' *******.

Finally... Something we can alllllll agree on.

 

[ChshreCat]

When you have that much money and you're only ever around people like you, you tend to lose touch with reality.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gold

http://youtu.be/4Jr4PGeKtQ8

 

[paulthenurse]

Vegas has a new Prop bet.... Guess the over/under on Cape's "Selfies with the Bunnies!"

I'm putting the number at four. You know damned well that he's going to be slobbering over every one there but most of them will see the drool and flee before he can get the picture taken.

My money is solidly on the under.

 

[GenIke]

Wait, girl bunnies or guy bunnies?

 

[paulthenurse]

You obviously haven't met Cape.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Finally hit the ground in Charlotte. Thank God.,, View attachment 252621

Looking at a NoDa Hop, Drop & Roll next.

The nice thing is I am surrounded at the bar by a ton of locals flying out... to..... I dunno... probably a moron convention somewhere.

I can practically hear the inbreeding going on.

That's one disgusting looking beer right there.