Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

I pity the poor ball boy the Pats sacrifice.

 

[Mongrel]

Ignoring the trash talk for a sec, this bet is really cool.

http://www.seahawks.com/news/articl...-charity/7b501470-c49a-47c7-8e07-0a53776b6948

 

[Cape Brewing]

For the record Jerry Rice can go fcku himself as hard as possible.

He decided to get all high and mighty on the Pats over Twitter


Ohhhhh nooooo.... Here's video of Jerry talking about how you used illegal stickum on his gloves.

Hypcritical fuq

http://fw.to/YwYe85i

1:40ish mark

 

[jafo28]

I pity the poor ball boy the Pats sacrifice.

Guess they do need a patsy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't want to sound harsh, but everything that comes out of Tom Brady's mouth is a lie and everything that goes into it is a dick.

 

[bob1852]

The Patriots and Patriot fans are getting far too defensive, which is why this keeps being an issue....

The response should be: "BFD.....it happens, there was no ill intent, Brady just likes the ball a bit on the soft side, and somehow they tested slightly under what the league guidelines are. Hey, did you hear there's a Super Bowl coming up with us (three wins in the last 15 years) against the defending Champs. Isn't that a pretty good story?"

But no, they keep trying to deflect or re-direct criticism elsewhere, or to other "rules", etc....

 

[finsfan]

Holy ****, two relevant posts in a row.

 

[dunnright00]

Hee hee.... Pats fans melting down....

Oh, and there's this...
http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/blog/?p=2932

 

[WesleyS]

I don't want to sound harsh, but everything that comes out of Tom Brady's mouth is a lie and everything that goes into it is a dick.

I think you mixed up Tom Brady with your mom.

That being said, that press conference didn't convince me at all that he didn't know anything about the condition of the balls he was playing with. How can someone prefer a certain psi on their footballs, but not be able to tell the difference if they're under inflated. Tough to watch as a pats fan.

 

[Hoppity]

Question: Are you a cheater?
Brady: I don't believe so..

REQUIRED FOLLOW UP QUESTION:
"Can you explain the difference between 'I don't believe so', and 'No I am not a cheater'? Are you willing to state the latter for the record?"

 

[hopstupid]

I don't want to sound harsh, but everything that comes out of Tom Brady's mouth is a lie and everything that goes into it is a dick.

You are quite the poet sir

 

[Cape Brewing]

The whole topic is fckuing stupid

So... i MAY have found a couple small breweries to visit while out there. Yayyyyyyy

 

[hopstupid]

Lot of good memes coming from deflategate

 

[Punity]

In case you guys missed what Brady was wearing for his Spin Doctor tryout.

View attachment 1421972701067.jpg

 

[h22lude]

The Patriots and Patriot fans are getting far too defensive, which is why this keeps being an issue....

The response should be: "BFD.....it happens, there was no ill intent, Brady just likes the ball a bit on the soft side, and somehow they tested slightly under what the league guidelines are. Hey, did you hear there's a Super Bowl coming up with us (three wins in the last 15 years) against the defending Champs. Isn't that a pretty good story?"

But no, they keep trying to deflect or re-direct criticism elsewhere, or to other "rules", etc....

I may be in a group of few Pats fans that agree with you. I don't know if this was done on purpose or if no one really knew about it. If someone did it, just come out and say it. If it was done on purpose it was most likely Brady and the equipment manager. Like what you said, come out and apologize and say you just like a little flatter ball. Slap on the wrist and it would be over. It does seem like a hard thing to happen on its own but it is also going to be hard to prove that someone did it. I just think it is going to drag on now.

One thought I had (and may get ridiculed for on here) is that the balls were heated up (lets say to 90* or even higher) right before testing. The refs tested them and they came out at 12.5psi which is legal. No one touches them after (which is also part of the rule) but when brought into 50* weather, they lose 2psi. I know a few people already mentioned the cold weather but I don't think at normal room temp down to 50* would have caused 2psi drop (maybe .5psi). Heating the balls first would. So now we have a ball measuring at 12.5psi and no one touches them until game time. Now the balls are done 2psi. Technically no rule was broken. The rules don't mention the temp the balls should be tested at. It just says they should be 12.5 to 13.5 at testing and never touched until game time. This I could see BB thinking of. He always tries to find loopholes.

Edit: And this would make Brady innocent of alter balls as he said because he never touched them after the testing.

But again like I said before, if that is what happened, just come out and say it. In either case, I think they need to change the rules. Have a NFL hired person handle the footballs at all games like they do for the Super Bowl. Or just get rid of the psi rule and allow QBs to fill it to what they want and give everyone an advantage. Brady likes it low. Rodgers likes it high. They both get what they want.

 

[hopstupid]

Maybe God wanted the Patriots to win so he deflated the 11 balls 2 psi. And left one still inflated to represent the Sabbath day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They did it... I don't think Belichick is lying and I think it is totally asinine that jackoffs are going with "oh he know everything and you're telling me he didn't know about this?"

Right... I can EASILY see him not being in the loop on what PSI the freakin game balls are inflated to.

Is Brady lying?? That one I'm not as sure about. Can I look myself in the mirror and say, "he probably told the equip manager to soften up a bit" and the equip manager went a little too far? Yeah... i can. I don't see that as all that far fetched at all.

All of that aside... and like I said earlier, my huge btich about all of this is the MASSIVE HUUUUUUGE tidal wave of every talking head treating this like it is the the second rising of the third reich. On top of that, half the fckuing douchenozzles condemning the Pats are just as or even more guilty.

Fckuing Jerry Rice, in a piece put out by ESPN three days ago, admits that he used "a little illegal stickum". The fckuing guy holds most receiving records and is usually discussed as the greatest ever to play the game... Three days ago admitted he cheated.

http://youtu.be/8xfmFeNv6V0. About the 1:15 mark.

Where's the outrage there??

It's the bullshti double standard that has me so pissed.

 

[the_bird]

Maybe God wanted the Patriots to win so he deflated the 11 balls 2 psi. And left one still inflated to represent the Sabbath day.

Right after he made Russell Wilson throw all of those interceptions, so that their "comeback" could be all the more dramatic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Same with the Aaron Rodgers piece that is floating around...

Like I said the other day, I couldn't possibly effin care less what PSI the ball was at when the Packers beat the Pats earlier this year. Nor I am saying "oh everyone does it so its okay".

But don't fckuing chuckle about it when Aaron Rodgers does it and then go on the freakin witch hunt everyone is on now that its the Pats.

 

[Darwin18]

Patriots are cheaters. Enough said. Stop trying to rationalize it and just enjoy it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And you sincerely enjoy taking it in the pooper. Enough said.

 

[paulthenurse]

Even if you happen to be Gisselle Bunchen, that is some funny sh!t...View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1421978045.670694.jpg

 

[Darwin18]

Cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat.

 

[bob1852]

The bigger issue this is exposing is they need to get rid of the bye week between the conference championships and the Super Bowl. They have nothing else to talk about for an extra week.


And, Cape, what breweries are you hitting? I can get you the contact information for the head guy at the Perch if you want. I think you'd like that place. They put a spin on their beers, too.

 

[ChshreCat]

Some folks actually need to know the rules of the game they're discussing...

http://deadspin.com/an-entire-seahawks-scandal-arose-and-died-in-20-minutes-1681121065

But I suppose if you spend every weekend watching patty football, the rules can get kind of blurry.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I will punch you so hard in the scrotum!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was meant for Az

 

[ChshreCat]

That was meant for Az

Gee thanks. Now I feel left out.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bet that will deflate AZ'a balls.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gee thanks. Now I feel left out.

Don't worry, if you ask him Cape will deflate your balls too.