Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Glad to hear you say you're pissed, you should be. But hopefully it's not just because you'll be annoyed at the banter but because the team keeps doing dumb chit. Now, saying bringing Adderall into the argument is just Cape retarded. That is not a performance enhancing drug. Rodgers over-inflating balls? Never happened...he says he prefers his balls that way not that they've over inflated them during games, again reaching. Anyway...already sick of talking about it. Pats are cheaters we know this, moving on to how bad the Hawks are going to fcuk them up...

LOL!

Yeah... Of course Adderall isn't a PED.

And apparently you didn't listen to the video clip where they say Rodgers intentional overinflates the balls all the time.

And yes... Very pissed at the Pats... Stupid shti again on their end that is going to do nothing but give jerkoffs the ammo to write "Belicheat" and "Cheatriots" and fckuing "asterisk" crap for another ten years.

Thanks Pats!! Thanks buddies!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You think he's talking about game balls?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Deflated football pastries; there must have been a drastic temperature fluctuation in the bakery!

 

[UWDawg13]

Did someone say balls?

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[Mongrel]

Even Krispy Kreme is taking the piss

 

[bob1852]

At least Bill did the right thing.

http://www.theheckler.com/2015/01/20/belichick-fires-ball-boy-for-failing-to-deflate-1-of-12-balls/

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least Bill did the right thing.

http://www.theheckler.com/2015/01/20/belichick-fires-ball-boy-for-failing-to-deflate-1-of-12-balls/

Uhhh. Shouldn't you be attending to much more important things?

Hope everything is okay

 

[HoppyDaze]

Uhhh. Shouldn't you be attending to much more important things?

Hope everything is okay

what the **** happened?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your mom gave him crabs

 

[HoppyDaze]

nice

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Your mom gave him crabs

i thought it was ebola

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[hopstupid]

Do Patriot fan homebrewers under carb their beer?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

do you think these come in 1-2 pounds underinflated?

http://proshop.patriots.com/p/super-bowl-xlix-official-duke-football/pid/54203/

 

[bob1852]

Do Patriot fan homebrewers under carb their beer?

Cape - marketing opportunity.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape - marketing opportunity.

I think the phrase goes something like....

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[HoppyDaze]

that expression never gets old...

 

[HoppyDaze]

discount double check John Ryan

 

[Cape Brewing]

that expression never gets old...

I have to give credit where credit is due... It is soooo applicable so often.

 

[motobrewer]

to all you seahawk fans who are bent out of shape from all the deflating, I have two words:


Pete. Cooter. Carrol.


ok, three words.

 

[stratslinger]

I actually read one suggestion - again, everything's conjecture until we know the full story - but someone suggested that while this kind of pressure adjustment might not mean the difference between winning and losing, it could mean a few extra points over the course of a game. Lotta money riding on over/unders...

 

[motobrewer]

None of you can deny the only team with moral high ground in this league is the Green Bay Packers.

 

[wobrien]

None of you can deny the only team with moral high ground in this league is the Green Bay Packers.

The Eagles rehabilitated Mike Vick. Morally superior.

 

[GenIke]

 

[user 574]

Holy crap. 5 days away from here is an epic post championship Sunday. So much to peruse and say but can't even figure out where to start. Other than your little sister is a whore I hooked up with in Vegas.

 

[bluemoose]

Taking off my trash talk helmet to weigh in.
Got the kids some really cool snow tubes for Christmas. It was warm that day, but I inflated them in the garage. My air compressor has no conditioner, to the air in the garage doesn't get dried.
Went out this morning for the bus. The kids grabbed the tubes for sledding while waiting, I thought one was popped. The other had the same air loss. I shook them, and could hear the ice rattling around in them.
I don't have any illusions this is what happened in Foxboro. It was below zero here. This afternoon, the tubes were back to normal pressure. Same thing happens to car tires in cold areas. Ask Moto, though his 86 Corolla might not have TPMS.

 

[jammin]

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Came in expecting deflate jokes - you didnt disappoint Ike. Your strikingly original sense of humor never gets old. I'm nominating you for a free lifetime (since you can't afford membership and all).

 

[jbaysurfer]

Taking off my trash talk helmet to weigh in.
Got the kids some really cool snow tubes for Christmas. It was warm that day, but I inflated them in the garage. My air compressor has no conditioner, to the air in the garage doesn't get dried.
Went out this morning for the bus. The kids grabbed the tubes for sledding while waiting, I thought one was popped. The other had the same air loss. I shook them, and could hear the ice rattling around in them.
I don't have any illusions this is what happened in Foxboro. It was below zero here. This afternoon, the tubes were back to normal pressure. Same thing happens to car tires in cold areas. Ask Moto, though his 86 Corolla might not have TPMS.

You think they stored all the footballs out in the elements before they tested them? LMAO...sorry this just wreaks of desperation. There is absolutely no way NFL brass wouldn't contemplate such an obvious hall pass for a Super Bowl team, let alone a Kraft Superbowl team. if this is the case, you Pat fans can rest easy because it'll be explained away and swept under the rug before we can blink an eye.

 

[GenIke]

Came in expecting deflate jokes - you didnt disappoint Ike. Your strikingly original sense of humor never gets old. I'm nominating you for a free lifetime (since you can't afford membership and all).

Oh man, a couple pages ago I actually said that comments from Pats fans were deflating this thread. 99.6% of the nation LOL'd. It was HILARIOUS!!!

 

[user 574]

Not cheating (slightly) you're not trying. 2015 it'll cost NFL $4m+ for neutral party to be only one to fondle their balls. Probably still cheaper than a high priced hooker.