Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jbaysurfer]

Yup. There's a superstition about brewing more than 108 batches and surviving. He never made it to 109.

Too bad I can't dispell the superstition for a bit since all my fermenters are full at the moment.

Thinking of brewing a Gueze next though. Could be my undoing.

Meanwhile, all seriousness, even sans Brew & A, I'm internet famous too. Silver beard on the right in the pic of 3...that's yours truly. Now y'all know who to kick in the nuts when you see me.

https://untappd.com/b/firestone-wal...ks-valley-brewers-collaboration/878192/photos

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah.... No one cares

 

[bob1852]

Yeah.... No one cares

Relevant fact

 

[Darwin18]

Too bad I can't dispell the superstition for a bit since all my fermenters are full at the moment.

Thinking of brewing a Gueze next though. Could be my undoing.

Meanwhile, all seriousness, even sans Brew & A, I'm internet famous too. Silver beard on the right in the pic of 3...that's yours truly. Now y'all know who to kick in the nuts when you see me.

https://untappd.com/b/firestone-wal...ks-valley-brewers-collaboration/878192/photos

I picked up a few Firestone Walkers in Springfield, MA and they were atrocious for what they cost. Are you the person responsible?

 

[user 574]

Fins rule Pats cheat....but choke in the end.

Green Bay over Denver.

That is all.

Good call. Like you're thinking.

now for something completely random

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOYLRnuQIQM[/ame]

1174 steps to brew a beer proper. We're all doing it wrong apparently

 

[Cape Brewing]

Terrell Suggs should ball so hard into a fcuking nursing home

 

[GenIke]

ZOMG!!! it's that nerd from the article on the front page!!!!

Can I have your autograph? Mr. Cape Brewing. Sir?

 

[Cape Brewing]

PM me your address and just let me know who to make it out to.

 

[bob1852]

I'm so glad I bought stock in Cape before he got famous

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG.... just wait.

 

[jbaysurfer]

I'm so glad I bought stock in Cape before he got famous

^ about to go broke.

 

[bob1852]

^ about to go broke.

^ doesn't know what we're talking about.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How are the Pats only giving 7.5? That's a joke. I'm actually laughing out loud to the point where my SWMBO is giving me dirty looks.

... or maybe those are sexy looks given what a big time celebrity I am now.

Oooo. I may have to talk to you guys tomorrow.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope... No... That was a look of aggravation.

 

[jbaysurfer]

1174 steps to brew a beer proper. We're all doing it wrong apparently

Step 1, Mash
Step 2, Boil
Step 3, Ferment
Steps 4-1173, Read Obnoxious Posts
Step 1174, Rack and Serve.

Speak for yourself Darwin. I'm ownin' this process.

 

[Cape Brewing]

^ doesn't know what we're talking about.

^ continues to reply to "those people".

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ doesn't know what we're talking about.

...or care.

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ continues to reply to "those people".

^ Makes endearing indirect references to those people during sexy time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go Buckeyes

 

[GenIke]

PM me your address and just let me know who to make it out to.

Oh WOW thanks!!! I'd like you to sign this picture of the worlds #1 QB!! Please make it out to Tom. You're the best!!

 

[ChshreCat]

Looking forward to a Colts-Ravens AFC Championship... just to piss off the NFL brass.

 

[ChshreCat]

Seems legit...

There’s No Way The Reigning Super Bowl Champs Could Lose In The Playoffs To A Team With A Sub-.500 Record

 

[ChshreCat]

You guys have all been pretty quiet for a couple days. The reality of your chances against Seattle sink in or something?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Doubt they'll get past Baltimore.

 

[bluemoose]

Accounting my ass off right now.

Nothing really going on preparing for a second bye week.

 

[user 574]

They definitely shut down here before a big game don't they.

 

[HoppyDaze]

silent jitters. Fear of Flacco

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

Classic


Too busy looking at best deals for flights in and out of Glendale

 

[bob1852]

LOL!!!

Classic


Too busy looking at best deals for flights in and out of Glendale

You need to be looking at Phoenix, not Glendale

(unless you're fat cat ass is flying into Luke Air Force Base -- that would actually be pretty bad ass if you fly in on a F22 or B2).

 

[HoppyDaze]

I do honestly think Baltimore has a real shot at winning. It's going to be soooooo funny if it happens.