Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

WTF... I'm looking at the pro-bowl roster and I don't see Russell Wilson's name.

Not surprisingly, Brady is the first one listed but... hmmmm. Don't.... see.... Wilson

Apparently he doesn't throw enough picks to be a starter. He won't be playing there anyways so alternate is good enough.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Apparently he doesn't throw enough picks to be a starter. He won't be playing there anyways so alternate is good enough.

No, I think it is yards and tds that he doesn't throw enough of. That makes way more sense than what you said.

 

[ChshreCat]

WTF... I'm looking at the pro-bowl roster and I don't see Russell Wilson's name.

Not surprisingly, Brady is the first one listed but... hmmmm. Don't.... see.... Wilson

Seattle already had 5 on there. They didn't want to embarrass the rest of the league that much.

 

[HoppyDaze]

it's the little victories eh Cape? Congrats!

 

[Punity]

Seattle already had 5 on there. They didn't want to embarrass the rest of the league that much.

Teams so good injured lineman get chosen.

 

[ChshreCat]

They already felt bad that they picked more Seahawks than Patriots, so they're letting the Pats send a kicker so Belichick doesn't cry.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Merry Christmas, losers.

 

[day_trippr]

And to you bandwagoners!

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Merry Christmas all.

All of your teams suck so enjoy this brief holiday.

 

[smurfjuice]

But Brady is a saint ... a friggin SAINT ...

 

[bluemoose]

Just think, by this time next week your teams players will have renewed the country club membership and be preparing for a long off season on the links.
Course the Pats will be sitting back wondering who they are going to blow out in the playoffs to get to the Super Bowl. Since the Giants are out of the playoffs, it pretty much guarantees the Pats win.

 

[bluemoose]

Oh, and merry Christmas, a$$clowns!

 

[stratslinger]

Merry Christmas folks! Here's to another season dominated by the greatest living American.

 

[GenIke]

Brady asked Santa for Aaron Rodgers jammies.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know someone that may not have Aaron Rodgers jammies but definitely has Aaron Rodgers' jammies.

... C'mon... You all know his name.

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn. I spent a hundred bucks on hoody footies and I could have got Aaron Rodgers jammies?

 

[GenIke]

Not only do they have feet, they unsnap on the hinder too.

 

[jammin]

Not only do they have feet, they unsnap on the hinder too.

Can you still sit down to pee?

 

[GenIke]

In not positive but I'm would assume so. Ask Tom, they're custom.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not gonna even bother. It's too easy

 

[ChshreCat]

http://profootballmock.com/bill-belichick-makes-annual-trip-whoville-steal-whovians-christmas/

 

[bluemoose]

Whoville sounds an awful lot like Miami, buffalo and New Jersey.

 

[paulthenurse]

Jeez, and people say I write long bits of nonsense?

 

[h22lude]

Jeez, and people say I write long bits of nonsense?

Yeah that link may have been the dumbest thing I have read in a while. May be the dumbest post in this thread, which is saying a lot.

 

[the_bird]

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

 

[harleybug88]

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets!

I feel your pain. I'm a Lion's fan. there're actually having a good season, record wise. But the Packers are going to destroy them tomorrow.

The Lion's have a subpar offense. ( Matt Stafford needs to step it up ) Good defense has got them to a play-off spot.

I think I'll need a paper bag for my head tomorrow :smack:

 

[the_bird]

You must be new here; I'm absolutely loving the JETS misery! **** those ****ing ****s.

 

[day_trippr]

**** those ****ing ****s.

Yeah! What he said! Whatever it was! :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[smurfjuice]

So, was this a sympathy win fer Beefalo, methinks ... .... go revs ...

 

[JonGrafto]

True grit shown by Aaron Rodgers. How can you not give him the MVP.

2 weeks to heal and see who the next victim will be.