Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Homercidal]

Hey Seahawks, what the **** is up with this?

I thought you were a bunch of tough guys? ****ing soccer *******, more like it.

He tripped...

 

[bob1852]

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[motobrewer]

Hey Seahawks, what the **** is up with this?


I thought you were a bunch of tough guys? ****ing soccer *******, more like it.

when i saw that I thought to myself, "man I hope bird gif's the heck out of that.

 

[bob1852]

1. Shoulder to shoulder ain't helmet to helmet.

It's pretty sad when the college game has a review/replay process for targetting penalties, but the NFL doesn't...

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... Technically... The Dolphins could still end up 500 on the season.

That's good right?

 

[HoppyDaze]

So... Technically... The Dolphins could still end up 500 on the season.

That's good right?

And these are the teams that you brag about beating. You beat them earlier this year, right?

 

[stratslinger]

Man... Scifres is due to have surgery to repair a broken clavicle after that punt block last night.

The punt block was awesome. Seeing the punter land on his head and neck like that, not so much... Obnoxiousness aside, hope the guy heals up quick and comes back strong next season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And these are the teams that you brag about beating. You beat them earlier this year, right?

No, they beat your mom

 

[day_trippr]

^relevant fact^

So, how 'bout those NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

Next up: goin' fishin' for Dolphins. Gonna limit out early

Is Patriot Elvis...smiling?

Cheers! (that guy knows a lot )

 

[Punity]

^relevant fact^

So, how 'bout those NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

Next up: goin' fishin' for Dolphins. Gonna limit out early

Is Patriot Elvis...smiling?

Cheers! (that guy knows a lot )

Tops in the AFC .....what is that tallest midget?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tops in the AFC .....what is that tallest midget?

Yeah cuz the NFC is so dominant this year. Who's traveling to Atlanta for the Wild Card game?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, they beat your mom

Grow up man

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah cuz the NFC is so dominant this year. Who's traveling to Atlanta for the Wild Card game?

So the NFC is terrible because of one bad division? 4 of the top 5 teams are in the NFC.

 

[bluemoose]

Patriots 1,then which 4 teams?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nope, got the Pats just outside the top five. Just like their QB

Seattle
Green Bay
Philadephia
Arizona
Denver
Patriots

 

[Cape Brewing]

Grow up man

YOU grow up

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope, got the Pats just outside the top five. Just like their QB

Seattle
Green Bay
Philadephia
Arizona
Denver
Patriots

So precious

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahaha! Where'd you get that ranking, Hoppy?
Did your Redzone subscription expire or what?

btw, who are you going to be watching in the playoffs?

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Wonder if Brady's taking notes?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wonder if Brady's taking notes?

Doubt it... It's tough to write with all those Super Bowl rings on his fingers.

 

[GenIke]

43 plays, 22 first downs, 296 yards and 31 points for that half.

 

[jammin]

43 plays, 22 first downs, 296 yards and 31 points for that half.

cool story, hansel

I remember the first time I watched sportscenter

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hehehe... that's funny.

 

[GenIke]

I got another one...

Tim Masthay makes $37,000 per punt. Gonna be higher after this game.

 

[user 574]

Bandwagoners

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhhhh oh

 

[Cape Brewing]

Daaaaamn. Nice throw

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet you Kevin Lanflisi is gonna get some hot lovin' tonight after this performance.

 

[user 574]

Dafuq. D needs some amphetamines. Maybe Seattle would share some of their stash

 

[motobrewer]

The curling game I played tonight was hotter action than this. And we were up 6-2 after 6 ends! The 8th got dicey but our skip make a great down take to their stone in the button to secure it.