Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[h22lude]

Was there a Tebow reference too?

Who is this Tebow you speak of? lol

 

[Darwin18]

If you say his name three times a virgin appears....

 

[motobrewer]

I suppose if you're playing Washington State or something just to get her off your back.

what about if you're playing Stanford?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ohhhhhhhh snap


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[bob1852]

DD? It's really the only acceptable scenario.

I agree. If someone's wife's jugs are that big, it's acceptable to bring them to the game. Wait, what?

 

[motobrewer]

seriously - I just looked up the patriots schedule.

That has to be the easiest 8 game start that you could have possibly put together. 5-2 record with dicey wins against the Jets and the Raiders is pretty pathetic given the Oregon State-caliber teams you've had to play.

 

[jbaysurfer]

seriously - I just looked up the patriots schedule.

That has to be the easiest 8 game start that you could have possibly put together. 5-2 record with dicey wins against the Jets and the Raiders is pretty pathetic given the Oregon State-caliber teams you've had to play.

Because clearly the Packers didn't need an extra timeout and an A Rodgers miracle to beat Oregon state in week 5.

 

[motobrewer]

Because clearly the Packers didn't need an extra timeout and an A Rodgers miracle to beat Oregon state in week 5.

There's trash talk; then there's straight up delusional.

I'll let you decide where you fit best.

 

[Cape Brewing]

seriously - I just looked up the patriots schedule.

That has to be the easiest 8 game start that you could have possibly put together. 5-2 record with dicey wins against the Jets and the Raiders is pretty pathetic given the Oregon State-caliber teams you've had to play.

Your denial is beautiful to witness


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[Darwin18]

seriously - I just looked up the patriots schedule.

That has to be the easiest 8 game start that you could have possibly put together. 5-2 record with dicey wins against the Jets and the Raiders is pretty pathetic given the Oregon State-caliber teams you've had to play.

For the love of god. This was posted about several pages back. PKU.

 

[finsfan]

For the love of god. This was posted about several pages back. PKU.

You really think people read this garbage?

 

[bob1852]

For the love of god. This was posted about several pages back. PKU.

You really think people read this garbage?



Yes, fins, I saw your post.

 

[finsfan]

You really think people read this garbage?



Yes, fins, I saw your post.

Sneaky bastard. Solid point none the less.

 

[jbaysurfer]

There's trash talk; then there's straight up delusional.

I'll let you decide where you fit best.

LOL...I just say the timeout thing because it clearly bothers you. You can pretend you didn't need a miracle to win that game though, that's why sports is great, it's one of the places where denial works best.

PS: sorry we beat ya in Lamblow last time we played. LMAO...but I'm sure that didn't happen either.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh my god! Did you really just play the "we beat you 4 years ago" card?!?

******juice, you crack me up!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh my god! Did you really just play the "we beat you 4 years ago" card?!?

now you at least have a glimpse into what its like to be a Pats fan...

"Whatever! We beat the Pats back in week 7 of 2009!!! So take that!!!"

Sad.


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[bluemoose]

You really think people read this garbage?







Yes, fins, I saw your post.

Real mature.


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[ChshreCat]

If there's more than a page, I don't bother catching up. My posts are the only important ones anyway.

 

[motobrewer]

"Hey, you know 4 years ago when you won the Super Bowl? Well, we beat you in the REGULAR SEASON!!!

Sincerely,
******juice"

 

[Darwin18]

For Cape's enjoyment. I can already imagine the gleeful chortling:

http://espn.go.com/newyork/photos/g...-dan-marino-jets-10-most-embarrassing-moments

 

[stratslinger]

I can't decide if I love #5 or #1 more...

 

[Darwin18]

They shouldn't have limited it to top 10. There is easily more than enough for a top 50. I can't believe dumping Pennington, signing Favre, and missing the playoffs isn't on that list. Also the Favre dick pick? How is that not a top 10 low point?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah.... I don't want to pile on.


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[jbaysurfer]

Oh my god! Did you really just play the "we beat you 4 years ago" card?!?

******juice, you crack me up!

LMAO..I seriously didn't think it was that long ago. I guess all the superbowl titles since that one have made it a distant memory for you.

Oh...wait...

 

[motobrewer]

ow. you, hurt me. right here. in my heart.

Let's play "guess what season the Dolphins last won a playoff game (wildcard, at that)"!

Hint: The 2000 summer olympics were held this year.

 

[jbaysurfer]

ow. you, hurt me. right here. in my heart.

Might want to cut back on the cheese.

 

[motobrewer]

no guesses?? that WAS a pretty obscure hint...I should have known to spell it out more for dolphins fans.

 

[bob1852]

LMAO..I seriously didn't think it was that long ago. I guess all the superbowl titles since that one have made it a distant memory for you.

Oh...wait...

When you keep using LMAO and LOL you sound like a pre teen girl.

 

[bluemoose]

Speaking of preteen girls, what the hell happened to dataz?

 

[jbaysurfer]

when you keep using lmao and lol you sound like a pre teen girl.

omg. Pku.