Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Unless your employer is Congress (or some other form of government), get the **** over it. You're employer is going to have terms/conditions of your employment, and if you don't like it - go butt fumble yourself, or play QB for the Jets.

Or you could just be the boss. Then you only answer to your clients....just have enough so if you lose a buttload because you offended them, **** em! Sh!t, that's the NFL and ESPN.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, the FCC just threw out the blackout rule so Cape doesn't have to worry about missing any games as fans jump ship later in the season.

Whatever dude, he's a season ticket holder. Tailgates next to a brick wall with a moldy RV and sits in the nosebleeds. A true football hero...

 

[bob1852]

In other news, did the NFL really apologize for the excessive celebration penalty?

I didn't realize sliding on your knees in the endzone after a score was a proper Muslim prayer. :fro:

 

[Punity]

In other news, did the NFL really apologize for the excessive celebration penalty?

I didn't realize sliding on your knees in the endzone after a score was a proper Muslim prayer. :fro:

Doesn't matter how he went to his knees.

 

[Cape Brewing]

My buddy went out to Kansas City and went to the game....

Smartazz Chiefs Fan : "Hey, why isn't Hernandez out there?!?!" (Snicker snicker snicker)

My Buddy: "Hey, why isn't Derrick Thomas or Jevon Belcher out there??"

.... he was not taunted again.

I love being a Masshole sometimes. That's just tremendous.


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[motobrewer]

Hey!

41-14

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey!

41-14

Did they ever release the name of Aaron Rodger's boyfriend?


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[motobrewer]

No, but he apparently goes by Cape Brewing on Internet forums.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, but he apparently goes by Cape Brewing on Internet forums.

Real mature


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[ChshreCat]

41-14... numerical anagram... will be fitting in an 8-8 season...

 

[McBrewskie]

Did they ever release the name of Aaron Rodger's boyfriend?


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Olivia Munn?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So he's bi??


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[ChshreCat]

So he's bi??


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I think there's something tucked back in that picture there.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I volunteer to discover what's tucked back there.

 

[ChshreCat]

I volunteer to discover what's tucked back there.

This does not surprise me.

 

[GenIke]

I'd take a looksie

 

[user 574]

This does not surprise me.

That is not a Thailand pretty boy

 

[motobrewer]

Damn. I'd hope the score would be 41-14. My dreams - so crushed right now.

 

[UWDawg13]

Scooby dooby do!

 

[ChshreCat]

The Ducks are so awesome, Hoppy should come in and take a bow.

 

[Mongrel]

The Ducks are so awesome, Hoppy should come in and take a bow.

Ducks lost that?

Pretty in pink
Weren't they?
Pretty in pink
Weren't they?

 

[Darwin18]

I'm just glad that I don't have to pretend to pay attention to college football teams west of the Mississippi anymore this year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Ducks are so awesome, Hoppy should come in and take a bow.

They would have won if I was playing...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm just glad that I don't have to pretend to pay attention to college football teams west of the Mississippi anymore this year.

I'm glad, no one out here cares what you ignorant east coast trash think anyway...

 

[Darwin18]

Hoppy - Do you think if Phil Knight pumps more money into the Oregon Football program that they might be able to beat a Rich Rodriguez coached team at some point? That's two consecutive losses to Arizona....I, personally, think you guys need more obnoxious safety color uniforms. Try reflective orange - it's a color those kids will need to get used to wearing the rest of their lives anyway.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Totally dude... such thugs.

 

[Darwin18]

Uhhh...I was implying the safety orange was for their future careers in exciting career fields such as flag men in the Traffic Control sciences not incarceration. You went there, not me. There was that one guy who sucker punched an opposing player after the game though....

 

[Darwin18]

Besides. I'm 100% for the Jets tanking for Mariotta this season. If he's a good person then that's a bonus.

 

[bluemoose]

Great 1 o'clock games.


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[HoppyDaze]

Are the Patriots going to avoid humiliation tonight?