Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Mongrel]

Im sure a Browns fan would love to chime in about how historic his team is. Raiders? anyone?

The Browns have done pretty well since they moved to Baltimore.

 

[Punity]

The Browns have done pretty well since they moved to Baltimore.

There you go Dolphins I hear Toronto is looking for a team.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Let's play a game called "guess what year the dolphins last were a decent football team"

Hint: that year a drama about a US army medical unit debuted on CBS.

I don't have to guess, the answer is 2008.

EDIT: I'm not the one bringing up recent success like it means something. Aberrations happen. Consistent success is a habit.

 

[Darwin18]

It's been 14 years since the Dolphins last won a playoff game. If I were a Dolphins fan I'd keep quiet about how "decent" they are. Set the bar low, very low, and you won't be disappointed when the Dolphins underachieve, again.

 

[bluemoose]

I don't have to guess, the answer is 2008.



EDIT: I'm not the one bringing up recent success like it means something. Aberrations happen. Consistent success is a habit.

What I hear you saying is that being TMDTOTM means something. And we all know who TMDTOTM is, am I right?




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[Punity]

Where the hell is finsfan and cape to take this to 11

 

[Mindsculptor]

What I hear you saying is that being TMDTOTM means something. And we all know who TMDTOTM is, am I right?




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Well, I'd need to know what that acronym means before I'd concede your point.

 

[Mindsculptor]

decent

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

of an acceptable standard; satisfactory.

I'm quite satisfied with last year, considering what an artificially-generated media circus cluster **** it was.

of high quality; excellent.

That is the applicable definition of good. This applies to a playoff team.

notable; remarkable; exceptionally outstanding:

This is the definition of great. It applies to teams that make it into the Super Bowl.

Now that we have that settled, I will stand by my assertion that the Dolphins are a decent team. They have the potential to be good.

 

[Darwin18]

You're happy that the Dolphins, needing just one win in their last two games, choked to the Bills and the Jets? If that's what you think is a decent season well then......




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[ChshreCat]

Man, that's a classy bunch they have down in Santa Clara...

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...ld-arrested-for-domestic-abuse-151554178.html

 

[motobrewer]

Losing a wild card is a good season to a dolphins fan?!

 

[finsfan]

Where the hell is finsfan and cape to take this to 11

Golfing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Freakin Niners.... Nothing worse than a team full of criminals.


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[day_trippr]

The SF thing could get interesting, coming within days of the Commish stating they effed up wrt suspensions for beating the snot out of a woman versus smokin' a bone.

I see "Example" coming...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Freakin Niners.... Nothing worse than a team full of criminals.


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Ben Roethlisberger: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PATRIOTS KEEP GOING TO PRISON

 

[Cape Brewing]

ONE guy... and he's not a Patriot anymore.

Besides... All three of those guys were asking for it.



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[jbaysurfer]

I don't need more rips... The Pats are awesome and the Dolphins suck. It's that simple and I don't need any more rips than that.

It's a luxury we Pats fan have.


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yet you insist on regurgitating the samed tired ones post after post. Shutting your pie hole might be your luxury, but it's not one you ever exercise.

Cheaters, crybabies, ******s, frontrunners, criminals. I don't have any such luxuries, so yeah, I'll keep pointing out what the rest of the world sees when they look at the Asterisks.

 

[bluemoose]

Maybe Jonathan Martin left because of the ********* fans.


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[day_trippr]

Maybe Jonathan Martin left because of the ********* fans.

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Relevant factoid from our representative in The Kingdom Of Beer.

I'd rate their *********gery Index at "11"...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

yet you insist on regurgitating the samed tired ones post after post. Shutting your pie hole might be your luxury, but it's not one you ever exercise.



Cheaters, crybabies, ******s, frontrunners, criminals. I don't have any such luxuries, so yeah, I'll keep pointing out what the rest of the world sees when they look at the Asterisks.

Rly?



hehe... Who's says, "******"??

You funny Tomme.



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[ChshreCat]

Smart money says the Jets are getting a new punter in the draft next year...

https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaa...l-into-blocker-s-rear-end--gif-212518558.html

 

[Mindsculptor]

Maybe Jonathan Martin left because of the ********* fans.


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Let's analyze that.

1) What started that whole fiasco was the rest of the offensive line getting up from the meal table when Martin sat down. He broke down crying and stormed out of the building.

2) Armando Salguero pointed out that the whole "bullying" thing didn't become an issue until it was becoming apparent that the coaches were ready to bench him. Because he legitimately sucked (and still does, given his status as a back-up).

3) Jonathan Martin gave as good as he got, if the text records are any indication.

So, yeah, I don't think the fans had anything to do with it. I think the fact that he grew up being pampered by lawyer parents in the heart of Commie-fornia and didn't know how to deal with actual adversity, rather than the artificial stressors of the (admittedly academically difficult) Stanford classroom, had everything to do with it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Let's analyze that.

what if we didn't?

 

[Mindsculptor]

what if we didn't?

Well, Oregon isn't Stanford, so that wouldn't surprise me.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Correct, the Ducks win more. In fact, no one has won more since 2010 in college football.

 

[bob1852]

Correct, the Ducks win more. In fact, no one has won more since 2010 in college football.

So Oregon is kinda like the Patriots. They win a lot, but don't really win anything.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's analyze that.

1) What started that whole fiasco was the rest of the offensive line getting up from the meal table when Martin sat down. He broke down crying and stormed out of the building.

2) Armando Salguero pointed out that the whole "bullying" thing didn't become an issue until it was becoming apparent that the coaches were ready to bench him. Because he legitimately sucked (and still does, given his status as a back-up).

3) Jonathan Martin gave as good as he got, if the text records are any indication.

So, yeah, I don't think the fans had anything to do with it. I think the fact that he grew up being pampered by lawyer parents in the heart of Commie-fornia and didn't know how to deal with actual adversity, rather than the artificial stressors of the (admittedly academically difficult) Stanford classroom, had everything to do with it.

I fell asleep at "analyze"


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[motobrewer]

Well, Oregon isn't Stanford...

What are, two schools hoppy never attended?

I'll take dolphins ancient history for 500, Alex.

 

[bluemoose]

Let's analyze that.

1) What started that whole fiasco was the rest of the offensive line getting up from the meal table when Martin sat down. He broke down crying and stormed out of the building.

2) Armando Salguero pointed out that the whole "bullying" thing didn't become an issue until it was becoming apparent that the coaches were ready to bench him. Because he legitimately sucked (and still does, given his status as a back-up).

3) Jonathan Martin gave as good as he got, if the text records are any indication.

So, yeah, I don't think the fans had anything to do with it. I think the fact that he grew up being pampered by lawyer parents in the heart of Commie-fornia and didn't know how to deal with actual adversity, rather than the artificial stressors of the (admittedly academically difficult) Stanford classroom, had everything to do with it.

Guess you showed me. In the future we prefer that essays be in the 5 paragraph form.


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[Darwin18]

I fell asleep at "analyze"


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Why would anyone waste their time analyzing a team that hasn't won a playoff game in 13 years?