Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

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[HoppyDaze]

Who will beat the Pats this year?

any NFC team

 

[bluemoose]

19-0. Book it.

 

[day_trippr]

any NFC team

"Shut your whore mouth!"

fyi, Pats are 42-9 vs the NFC in regular season games.

Nobody actually wants to play the New England Patriots...

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

fyi, Pats are 42-9 vs the NFC in regular season games.

What's their super bowl record against the NFC since 2004?

Nobody actually wants to play the New England Patriots...

Except the Giants.

 

[Darwin18]

Jets cut Sanchez and add QB Dog Killer. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................

 

[bluemoose]

While his time with the Jets has come to an end, the butt fumble will live on. A moment of silence for Mark Sanchez and the dogs of New York.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[day_trippr]

The comedic stylings of "Tebow and Sanchez" will be coming to a bijou near you...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Schaub to the Raiders. Oakland is truly the pasture outside the glue factory.

 

[motobrewer]

I would have thought it would be on the History Channel

I lol'd


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[HoppyDaze]

Hope none of you guys were in the path of that landslide up there. What a nasty event. Basically a whole fishing town got buried by a mountain.

 

[Punity]

Hope none of you guys were in the path of that landslide up there. What a nasty event. Basically a whole fishing town got buried by a mountain.

crazy stuff, cant get any worse with a river already trying to run through the middle of the slide.

 

[ChshreCat]

We're on Camano, across the bay from the outflow of the Stilly. We drive up that way a lot taking pictures and stuff.

SWMBO works at the local library and they have a branch in Darrington. The library assistant that delivers books up there every day had just finished his delivery and drove through that area. He actually saw the landslide happen in his rear view mirror.

 

[ChshreCat]

lol

http://www.csnphilly.com/football-p...anchez-physical-thursday?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo

 

[bluemoose]

Wonder if that comes with a colonoscopy.

Wait, no. That is what Sanchez gives to his linemen, with his face.

 

[finsfan]

Knowshon for the win!

 

[HoppyDaze]

maybe a preseason win

 

[finsfan]

maybe a preseason win

nope, we dont do those.

 

[MrNickVT]

nope, we dont do those.

Kind of like the post season

 

[finsfan]

Kind of like the post season

Cant argue there haha This year has a lot of promise though, they added a lot of solid vets to the roster. Cape is shaking in his uggs right now

 

[Punity]

Hahahaha

 

[day_trippr]

Back to transactions with actual significance...

Vince "Immovable Object" Wilfork is locked down for 3 more years of wreaking havoc while wearing the Flying Patriot Elvis...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cant argue there haha This year has a lot of promise though, they added a lot of solid vets to the roster. Cape is shaking in his uggs right now

Adorable.

Call me when the Fins actually challenge for even the AFC East


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[finsfan]

Adorable.

Call me when the Fins actually challenge for even the AFC East


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PM me your phone number.

 

[h22lude]

Wilfork will stop Knowshow. So now you're back to square one.

 

[finsfan]

Wilfork will stop Knowshow. So now you're back to square one.

Last I checked, running backs are a little faster than 325lb linemen. Plus, he has already peaked. 9 tackles through 4 games last year is by far his worst, even if you average out all the other years to 4 games.

 

[h22lude]

Last I checked, running backs are a little faster than 325lb linemen. Plus, he has already peaked. 9 tackles through 4 games last year is by far his worst, even if you average out all the other years to 4 games.

Last I checked linemen don't run after running backs as much as running backs run into linemen.

 

[finsfan]

Last I checked linemen don't run after running backs as much as running backs run into linemen.

And last I checked, running backs avoid linemen, not run into them. Either way, Wilfork is not going to be the player he used to be, period.

 

[ChshreCat]

Unless you're in Seattle. Then running backs just carry 4 or 5 linemen down the field.

 

[Punity]

It's cute the Dolphins are pinning their hopes on No show Moreno.