Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

First time this has been called ever. Not in the first quarter, but in sudden death. Sweet.

 

[h22lude]

yeah dude! you scored like.....27 points! against the JETS!!! NASTY!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Hahahaha so good. This is just way too easy on this forum.

 

[Darwin18]

Tuck rule Karma +100000

For a regular season game? Please. This was at least a rule that is clearly on the books and was enforced. The question of whether it should be a rule is a good one, and personally I don't like it. With the "tuck rule" the refs essentially made something up on the field to justify their huge man crushes on Brady and get them to the Super Bowl.

 

[motobrewer]

Hahahaha so good. This is just way too easy on this forum.

losing? I agree.

 

[h22lude]

losing? I agree.

Ouch another good one. Keep 'em coming guys.

 

[motobrewer]

remember when you lost to Geno Smith?

 

[h22lude]

For a regular season game? Please. This was at least a rule that is clearly on the books and was enforced. The question of whether it should be a rule is a good one, and personally I don't like it. With the "tuck rule" the refs essentially made something up on the field to justify their huge man crushes on Brady and get them to the Super Bowl.

I'm going to say I agree. Yes its a rule so it can be enforced. Like you said, should it be a rule...that's another question. Its a dumb rule. They can call it since it is a rule but it is one of those things that just shouldn't be a rule/called.

 

[h22lude]

remember when you lost to Geno Smith?

Wow they keep getting better. This gets comical. What's next?

 

[motobrewer]

well, you lost to the jets, then started whining like a shool girl about getting called for a penalty.

hey! the refs can't, like, call penalties on us! we're the PATRIOTS! don't they know that!??

 

[h22lude]

well, you lost to the jets, then started whining like a shool girl about getting called for a penalty.

hey! the refs can't, like, call penalties on us! we're the PATRIOTS! don't they know that!??

I thought the pats paid the refs...I guess the Jets paid them more

 

[motobrewer]

maybe you should tell your mom to put the refs on time-out.

 

[h22lude]

maybe you should tell your mom to put the refs on time-out.

Hahahaha mom jokes now lol this is so great.

 

[motobrewer]

losing is great?

eh, sounds like an average pats fan.

 

[motobrewer]

Hahahaha mom jokes now lol this is so great.

no, that's not really a mom joke. a "mom joke" is making a joke about your mom. this was just a joke about you being immature.

i know reading is hard, try to keep up. oh wait, boston public schools......nevermind. you're f--ked. practice digging ditches.

 

[h22lude]

no, that's not really a mom joke. a "mom joke" is making a joke about your mom. this was just a joke about you being immature.

i know reading is hard, try to keep up. oh wait, boston public schools......nevermind. you're f--ked. practice digging ditches.

I said mom joke not your momma joke. Who can't read?

I didn't go to a Boston public school. But Boston has some of the top schools in the country so your joke didn't really work.

Man your posts just keep getting better and better. Hahahaha this thread is funny

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

And a scumbag, trash team wins because of one the most bull **** flags in history.

Still upset about the 2002 Divisional playoff game huh?

 

[bluemoose]

Patriots will win the Superbowl. That is all.

 

[motobrewer]

i'm just glad i could cheer you up after a pats loss.

 

[h22lude]

i'm just glad i could cheer you up after a pats loss.

Haha I appreciate it.

 

[motobrewer]

I said mom joke not your momma joke. Who can't read?

um. i don't really know how to explain this any better to a pats fan.

maybe if I type real slow.


it. was. not. a. mom. joke.

 

[h22lude]

um. i don't really know how to explain this any better to a pats fan.

maybe if I type real slow.

it. was. not. a. mom. joke.

Oh so the periods mean slow typing? That's new to me.

 

[bluemoose]

Disclaimer: we don't get to choose who is a Patriots fan. Talk about Hoppy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Its a stupid rule but it doesn't matter. If the Pats could effin stop one of 37 third and longs, the call wouldn't have been a factor in the first place.

They lost. They played like sht... again... Which in itself says something. The Pats play absolutely horrible and it takes an overtime ridiculous call and field goal for the Jets to win. I can imagine the man goo gargling Jets fans are partaking in right now. "Oh my God!! We actually beat the Pats!!!! Agggagggaggaggg".

At the end of the day, the Pats are still in first and the Jets still havent won jack sht since Drunky Namath played back in the 40's.

 

[h22lude]

Its a stupid rule but it doesn't matter. If the Pats could effin stop one of 37 third and longs, the call wouldn't have been a factor in the first place.

They lost. They played like sht... again... Which in itself says something. The Pats play absolutely horrible and it takes an overtime ridiculous call and field goal for the Jets to win. I can imagine the man goo gargling Jets fans are partaking in right now. "Oh my God!! We actually beat the Pats!!!! Agggagggaggaggg".

At the end of the day, the Pats are still in first and the Jets still havent won jack sht since Drunky Namath played back in the 40's.

But no one sees that the pats have no names along with having season ending injuries to some of their top defensive players. Any other team would be 0 and 7. Let the Pats haters talk about that. This will be fun hahahaha. Haters hate because their team sucks

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

But no one sees that the pats have no names along with having season ending injuries to some of their top defensive players. Any other team would be 0 and 7. Let the Pats haters talk about that. This will be fun hahahaha. Haters hate because their team sucks

The injury card, how cute. Literally any team can play the injury card. I'll take the Falcons because I'm a Falcons fan, they've lost for the year Julio Jones and Kory Bierman and for a long time Sean Witherspoon, they've been without Steven Jackson, Steven Nicholas, and Sam Baker, Roddy's been playing with a bum wheel and finally is missing time. Is that the reason they've sucked this year? No, they've sucked because they haven't finished games, Pats are in first because they've played a pansy ass schedule. Only 3 of their 7 games have been against tough opponents. They've gotten the Jets twice, the Bills, the Bucs and their tough games were the Falcons, Bengals and Saints. Pats are a few bad plays away from being 1-6 as well since they've won 1 game by more than a score.

AFC East is the new AFC West, whoever wins that division did it because of how sorry the rest of the division is. Seriously your number 1 competition is the Dolphins.

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... pats fans crying about a BS rule.

 

[bob1852]

Its a stupid rule but it doesn't matter. If the Pats could effin stop one of 37 third and longs, the call wouldn't have been a factor in the first place.

They lost. They played like sht... again... Which in itself says something. The Pats play absolutely horrible and it takes an overtime ridiculous call and field goal for the Jets to win. I can imagine the man goo gargling Jets fans are partaking in right now. "Oh my God!! We actually beat the Pats!!!! Agggagggaggaggg".

At the end of the day, the Pats are still in first and the Jets still havent won jack sht since Drunky Namath played back in the 40's.

Excuses.

But no one sees that the pats have no names along with having season ending injuries to some of their top defensive players. Any other team would be 0 and 7. Let the Pats haters talk about that. This will be fun hahahaha. Haters hate because their team sucks

More excuses.

 

[Krovitz]

The injury card, how cute. Literally any team can play the injury card. I'll take the Falcons because I'm a Falcons fan, they've lost for the year Julio Jones and Kory Bierman and for a long time Sean Witherspoon, they've been without Steven Jackson, Steven Nicholas, and Sam Baker, Roddy's been playing with a bum wheel and finally is missing time. Is that the reason they've sucked this year? No, they've sucked because they haven't finished games, Pats are in first because they've played a pansy ass schedule. Only 3 of their 7 games have been against tough opponents. They've gotten the Jets twice, the Bills, the Bucs and their tough games were the Falcons, Bengals and Saints. Pats are a few bad plays away from being 1-6 as well since they've won 1 game by more than a score.

AFC East is the new AFC West, whoever wins that division did it because of how sorry the rest of the division is. Seriously your number 1 competition is the Dolphins.

How the hell do the Falcons get on the short list? Is it their horribly mediocre QB, or the fact that they have the second worst record out of all the Pats opponents so far? On the bright side, you get to play the bucs twice!

 

[motobrewer]

Disclaimer: we don't get to choose who is a Patriots fan. Talk about Hoppy.

too late. own it.

 

[motobrewer]

But no one sees that the pats have no names along with having season ending injuries to some of their top defensive players. Any other team would be 0 and 7. Let the Pats haters talk about that. This will be fun hahahaha. Haters hate because their team sucks

baaaahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

How the hell do the Falcons get on the short list? Is it their horribly mediocre QB, or the fact that they have the second worst record out of all the Pats opponents so far? On the bright side, you get to play the bucs twice!

Falcons are the opposite end of the coin that the Pats are on. While the Pats barely beat anyone, the Falcons barely lost to anyone

And I chuckle at Ryan being a mediocre QB.

Look at the numbers this year 13 TDs 3 Picks 70.1 comp% 7.88 Y/A

Compared to Brady who's sitting at 8 TDs 5 Picks 55.4 comp% 5.99 Y/A

If Ryan is "horribly mediocre" Brady must be "horribly Tebowrific"

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh no... now you're using stats. Pats fans don't get stats.

 

[h22lude]

Stats? How about rules?

Team B players NOT ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE cannot push players on the line of scrimmage into the offensive formation.

Jones (the pusher on Team B) was on the line of scrimmage. So does this rule apply? No, it is not a penalty.

Let the Pats haters have fun with this one hahahahaha

 

[Krovitz]

Falcons are the opposite end of the coin that the Pats are on. While the Pats barely beat anyone, the Falcons barely lost to anyone

And I chuckle at Ryan being a mediocre QB.

Look at the numbers this year 13 TDs 3 Picks 70.1 comp% 7.88 Y/A

Compared to Brady who's sitting at 8 TDs 5 Picks 55.4 comp% 5.99 Y/A

If Ryan is "horribly mediocre" Brady must be "horribly Tebowrific"

That one time he won a playoff game must have been a thrill too.

 

[bob1852]

Stats? How about rules?

Team B players NOT ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE cannot push players on the line of scrimmage into the offensive formation.

Jones (the pusher on Team B) was on the line of scrimmage. So does this rule apply? No, it is not a penalty.

Let the Pats haters have fun with this one hahahahaha

He ceased to be on the line of scrimmage when he got behind and pushed the guy in the line of scrimmage.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Stats? How about rules?

Team B players NOT ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE cannot push players on the line of scrimmage into the offensive formation.

Jones (the pusher on Team B) was on the line of scrimmage. So does this rule apply? No, it is not a penalty.

Let the Pats haters have fun with this one hahahahaha

Ummmmmmm that's mentioned nowhere in the rulebook, the Verbatim rule is

(2) Team B players cannot push teammates on the line of scrimmage into the offensive formation.

Look up the rule book it's in there.

So yeah keep reading your pats blogs and pretending they're facts, cause they're not. My favorite one is the there's pat's blog that claimed the refs changed the rules when BB brought it up. The lulz.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

That one time he won a playoff game must have been a thrill too.

How has Brady done since his team stopped cheating? At least the one brightside for Ryan is the teams he's lost to have won the Superbowl 50% of the time.

 

[h22lude]

Straight from the NFL website...

[ame]http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap2000000152831/Blandino-explains-ban-on-overloading-line-on-kicks[/ame]

From the second level

 

[user 574]

Hey jackasses, we should be talking about Indy spanking Denver. Not your passé NE game that was an L

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

My source is the actual rule book

And you know the guy who did that video said the call was right. Hmm, maybe you're understanding what he meant as second level is wrong? Maybe the NFL cleaned up the language to make it clear since March, I dunno. Your source is a video of a guy explaining a rule who said the refs got it right, my source is the official rule book. Hmmmm wonder which one is more right. Video that may be outdated or have been misspoken, or the actual words. HMMMMMMMMMM