Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[WesleyS]

That's more facts.....

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

 

[firerat]

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

Oh ****.... I'll fix!!

Whatcha talking about, there's no NFC Texans, that's just silly....

 

[Punity]

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

They switched yesterday

 

[ChshreCat]

Fine....

WK 1 - 2 games

NFC Wins

Bear beat Bengals - 2

AFC Wins

Jets Beat Bucs - 1

Bears v Bengals counts as two games?

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is all much, much easier to understand if was laid out... in say... some sort of circular fashion... which would show who beat whom, thus illustrating a level of competitive balance..

If there was only such a graphic in existance...

we could all be satisfied with this silliness and focus on how awesome the Pats are.

 

[WesleyS]

This is all much, much easier to understand if was laid out... in say... some sort of circular fashion... which would show who beat whom, thus illustrating a level of competitive balance..

If there was only such a graphic in existance...

we could all be satisfied with this silliness and focus on how awesome the Pats are.

You mean some sort of wheel?

 

[ChshreCat]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matt Schwab to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Schwab was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

 

[Accidic]

Steelers 0-4
Giants 0-4

Those are two most gleeful circular references out there. Is there anything additional even needed?

 

[jafo28]

Fine....

WK 1 - 2 games

NFC Wins

Bear beat Bengals - 2

AFC Wins

Jets Beat Bucs - 1


WK 2 - 4 games

AFC Wins

Bills beat Panthers
Chiefs beat Cowgirls
Chargers beat Eagles
Broncos beat Giants - 4

NFC Wins

0

WK 3 - 8 games

AFC Wins - (ready for this)

Chiefs > Eagles
Browns > Vikings
Bengals > Packers
Patriots > Bucs
Dolphins > Falcons
Colts > Niners - 6

NFC Wins

Bears > Steelers
Seahawks > Jags - 2

WK 4 - 6 games

AFC Wins

Chiefs > Giants
Chargers > Cowgirls
Patriots > Falcons - 3

NFC Wins

Vikings > Steelers
redskins > Raiders
Saints > Dolphins - 3

AFC = 14

NFC = 7
NFC is better eh?

You forgot the Broncos beat the Eagles in week 4 too.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

In other news: CNN is reporting that the Jags have folded due to using high school players.

 

[motobrewer]

wow, that was terrible.

is that the kind of trash talking they do in Canadia?

 

[Accidic]

In other news: CNN is reporting that the Jags have folded due to using high school players.

Jebus. Do you pick on mentally challenged people too? That's just harsh.

 

[bluemoose]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matthew Stafford to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Stafford was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

Just wow!

 

[ChshreCat]

Jebus. Do you pick on mentally challenged people too? That's just harsh.

Pats fans are always free game.

 

[Accidic]

But that's different. They deserve it.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Patriots, gayist team in football. It never gets old saying that.

True.

 

[McBrewskie]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matthew Stafford to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Stafford was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

 

[ChshreCat]

I fixed my post. Was reading a story about the Lions right before I typed that and my stoopid fingers punched in the wrong Matthew.

 

[user 574]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet.

I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

 

[bluemoose]

True.

Wow, creative. Got me one old FTFY!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Wow, creative. Got me one old FTFY!

 

[HoppyDaze]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet. I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

That's what I'm talking about!!

I was making my own wheel of awesomeness but Dick Sherman intercepted it and took it for six.

 

[McBrewskie]

 

[ChshreCat]

I wonder if as a Safety, he realizes that if he changes his name to that then he'll be listed as "S.Hitner" on all the depth charts, rosters, programs, etc.

 

[McBrewskie]

I wonder if as a Safety, he realizes that if he changes his name to that then he'll be listed as "S.Hitner" on all the depth charts, rosters, programs, etc.

That is hilarious. He should just changed it to Can't Cover for Shitner.

 

[bluemoose]

Seattle and Denver have peaked, Patriots continue to get better.
Just wanted to let you know.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, I'm going to violate this thread's rules for a second....

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix violates team rules

That's almost - ALMOST - as spectacular a moniker as ol' friend "Lucious Pusey".

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seattle and Denver have peaked, Patriots continue to get better.
Just wanted to let you know.

no more relevant fact than the above.

 

[Accidic]

Alright, I'm going to violate this thread's rules for a second....

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix violates team rules

That's almost - ALMOST - as spectacular a moniker as ol' friend "Lucious Pusey".

I find it more amusing that while he's suspended... The job will possibly fall to Geno Smith.

 

[HoppyDaze]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet.

I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

whatever...I posted the 2012 one last season. It had the Seahawks next to the Pats because Dick Sherman owns Brady and the Hawks rolled the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

whatever...I posted the 2012 one last season. It had the Seahawks next to the Pats because Dick Sherman owns Brady and the Hawks rolled the Patriots.

Hey... I'm glad you brought that game up. Did the Seahawks raise the banner for winning that game yet?? I haven't seen anything on ESPN or the Seattle newspaper sites. I've been looking.

 

[firerat]

Not that anyone gives a hoot, but the Bucs have released Josh Freeman.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000254884/article/josh-freeman-released-by-buccaneers

 

[the_bird]

^^^ The only surprising element to this?

Josh Freeman is the Buc's franchise leader in career TD passes.

Really?

 

[firerat]

^^^ The only surprising element to this?

Josh Freeman is the Buc's franchise leader in career TD passes.

Really?

He wasn't bad for like 10 minutes.

And then he was awful.

 

[bluemoose]

I hear Tebow is available.

 

[finsfan]

I hear Tebow is available.

Is daddy letting him go play with his friends this weekend?

 

[bluemoose]

Too bad about Hoyer. Would have liked to see him succeed this season. At least he won't have to suffer a loss at the hands of the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too bad about Hoyer. Would have liked to see him succeed this season. At least he won't have to suffer a loss at the hands of the Patriots.

He'll be back by then I think... only looks like "strain". I don't think he's done for the year (unless I missed a report which is easily possible).

 

[Punity]

Report just out done for the year

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yup... Just seeing it. I was apparently way off