Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Yes, bec..... Blah blah blah blah...

 

[Accidic]

If you just got trounced 29-3 you probably wouldn't boast too loudly about running over anyone. That said, it doesn't make it any less funny and was a pretty damn horrendous tackling attempt on Sherman's part.

Measely reference under Tight Ends... To be fair, it's about all they had to be proud of last night.

 

[Accidic]

Speaking of which... I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be so excited either with what... ~10% passing completion % for the first part of the game from the Mighty Midget?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Dick Sherman had to open his enormous fcking mouth and take a pot shot at his old coach!? Nooo way!!!

This is my shocked face:

 

[HoppyDaze]

His old coach has said much worse about him...There's a history and it's easily justified.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Of coooourse it is.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Of coooourse it is.

I really like how we're getting along

 

[Cape Brewing]

I really like how we're getting along

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

 

[ChshreCat]

Speaking of which... I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be so excited either with what... ~10% passing completion % for the first part of the game from the Mighty Midget?

Wilson had a 42% completion percentage in last night's game, which is very low for him but to be expected going up against what's probably the second best secondary in the league.

Not sure just which part of the game you're trying to select out but I'm sure you can look at any QB in any game and say "Well, for these 6 minutes he had a low percentage" if you're really wanted to stretch to find something to whine about.

 

[bluemoose]

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

Relevant fact.

 

[Beernik]

Am I the only

 

[Beernik]

Am I the only one who thinks Ben R. is a dead ringer for Will Ferrell?

And why isn't Ben R. retired yet? He's less mobile than a VW bug with a boot clamped on it.

 

[ChshreCat]

Am I the only

Yes. Keep it that way.

 

[Punity]

Yes. Keep it that way.

Relevant

 

[Beernik]

Sorry, post bike ride, post 8% beer, fat finger double post.

My nose is numb and my feet are fuzzy.

Maybe I won't wake up tonight with my back hurting.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

Objection! Relevance! I call bull****. You never had to ask for cliff notes because I was trying to justify my Atari avatar by formulating a thesis of what has now turned into something that a pile of vomit thinks smells like chit. I just spoke the truth. Sorry it was hard to hear.

AND I clearly was being sarcastic masshole. I just knew how great Seahawks football is and was completely offended and outraged that you thought your measly ****squad could play on the same field.

 

[motobrewer]

blah blah blah.

I give you, exhibit A - the "wheel of stupidity"

the prosecution rests.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

 

[HoppyDaze]

blah blah blah.

I give you, exhibit A - the "wheel of stupidity"

the prosecution rests.

Better than the sphere of stupidity you call a brain.

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

"Hipster" total burn dude

 

[Accidic]

Wilson had a 42% completion percentage in last night's game, which is very low for him but to be expected going up against what's probably the second best secondary in the league.

Not sure just which part of the game you're trying to select out but I'm sure you can look at any QB in any game and say "Well, for these 6 minutes he had a low percentage" if you're really wanted to stretch to find something to whine about.

Um, he had 1 completion in his first 10 and the lone completion was for 35y. That's not a random 6 minutes and kind of hard to miss.

Objection! Relevance! I call bull****. You never had to ask for cliff notes because I was trying to justify my Atari avatar by formulating a thesis of what has now turned into something that a pile of vomit thinks smells like chit. I just spoke the truth. Sorry it was hard to hear.

AND I clearly was being sarcastic masshole. I just knew how great Seahawks football is and was completely offended and outraged that you thought your measly ****squad could play on the same field.

I can't help it that you're both illiterate and have bad taste. But sadly I caught your sarcasm and figured Cape's silly response would be amusing.

Also, Sega, not Atari tyvfm.

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

Kangaroo Court!

Also why in god's name do I have to be labeled a damn hipster exactly? And to be fair, I've been Accidic since the 90s which is far longer than Hoppy has been Hoppy.

 

[bluemoose]

To be clear, I think you are both pretty douchey.

 

[Punity]

To be clear, I think you are both pretty douchey.

Case closed

 

[Accidic]

I'd say the same of most people on this thread. What's your point?

 

[motobrewer]

i'm pretty sure the point was you're a ******.

 

[finsfan]

I think he is agreeing that he is one, but trying to justify it by saying so is everyone else

 

[Cape Brewing]

Vintage Hipster Accidic...

It's like deja vu all over again

 

[finsfan]

Vintage Hipster Accidic...

It's like deja vu all over again

I doubt acid's a hipster, but im all for calling him one

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yuck

PKU

 

[finsfan]

You must have a bad taste in your mouth from sharing the division lead with the dolphins, so i understand

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cute