Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

you off your soapbox yet darwin? Miami actually has a shot of being good this year unlike the jets, i can understand why you are upset

By good, do you mean another 7 - 9 season? You're not going to knock NE off the top of the AFC East and I think Buffalo is just as good as Miami. I'll take the 2 win season we're going for and watch the Jets draft another defensive lineman.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Guys, guys.... C'mon. You're losing focus here and really missing the point here... and that is that the Pats are dramatically better than BOTH of your teams (probably combined).

 

[HawksBrewer]

How about that mighty 2012 Miami Dolphins team that finished a grand total...wait for it....wait for it!!!....one game better than the Jets.

Or better yet, how bouts we compare both teams over the last decade, say 2001 - 2012:

Miami:

Regular Season: 88 - 104.
Playoff Appearances: 2
Playoff Record: 0 - 2

NYJ:

96 - 96
Playoff Appearances: 6
Playoff Record: 6 - 6

Keep running with the buttfumble jokes. I can't hear it over how much the Dolphins have sucked, continue to suck, and will forever suck. Oooo...I'm so scared of a marine mammal wearing a football helmet. Come and get me Dolphin. Oh wait, you can't, because you're a marine mammal and I live on land where football is played and beer brewed.

Let's add another team to the numbers: (2001-2012)

GB:

122-70
Playoff Appearances: 9
Playoff Record: 8-8
Super Bowl XLV Champions

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers blow - it's science

 

[Darwin18]

Guys, guys.... C'mon. You're losing focus here and really missing the point here... and that is that the Pats are dramatically better than BOTH of your teams (probably combined).

Please. You subtract Brady from that team and you're looking at an 8-8 team at the very best. So you finally have a solid RB? Congratulations. You have no TEs worth speaking of, your receiving corps is a joke without Brady making them look good, and your defense is league average at best.

Let's add another team to the numbers: (2001-2012)

GB:

122-70
Playoff Appearances: 9
Playoff Record: 8-8
Super Bowl XLV Champions
Today 10:58 AM

Please, we're comparing crap teams who disappoint year in and year out, not championship quality franchises. Come back when you next have a losing season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Please. You subtract Brady from that team and you're looking at an 8-8 team at the very best. So you finally have a solid RB? Congratulations. You have no TEs worth speaking of, your receiving corps is a joke without Brady making them look good, and your defense is league average at best.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

That's adorable.

At least you're trying.

 

[Darwin18]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

That's adorable.

And yet, true. Plug Brady into any other team in the AFC East and they go from sucking to a minimum 10-6 record and a playoff run.

 

[firerat]

And yet, true. Plug Brady into any other team in the AFC East and they go from sucking to a minimum 10-6 record and a playoff run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-kMjYUdAg

 

[ChshreCat]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...ing-injured-cheap-shot-against-161555512.html

Stay classy, San Francisco.

 

[Punity]

Did anyone see that play? The guy was on his knees acting like he lost a contact and williams leg flashed in front of his face and he decided "FOOTBALL" and rammed his shoulder into his knee.

 

[day_trippr]

Looney (wow, really?) clearly moved to put his shoulder on Williams' legs, but "rammed" sure looks like hyperbole to me. Having been drilled on "playing to the whistle" to the point that it's dripping out of his ears, I can't blame Looney (seriously?) for putting a block on an opposing shirt...

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

I was just playing with terminology. But it was a stupid football play that hopefully he's fined for. If you can't hit a qb like that shouldn't be able to hit anyone like that.

 

[McBrewskie]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...ing-injured-cheap-shot-against-161555512.html

Stay classy, San Francisco.

Young guy trying to stick on a stacked roster. It was a cheap shot though. You should be one to talk rooting for the current most classless team in the NFL.

 

[Punity]

Young guy trying to stick on a stacked roster. It was a cheap shot though. You should be one to talk rooting for the current most classless team in the NFL.

Haters be trippin

 

[Krovitz]

I guess I'm gonna have to be that a$$hole.

Patriots since 2001:

146-46

Playoff Appearances: 24
Playoff Record: 17-7 including 3 Superbowl victories

*please note the combined total playoff appearances of the Packers, Jets and Dolphins is equal to the Patriots playoff wins.

 

[ChshreCat]

He waited for the chance and then rammed his shoulder into the players knee. It was obviously an intentional attempt to take him out of the game and possibly the season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I guess I'm gonna have to be that a$$hole.

Patriots since 2001:

146-46

Playoff Appearances: 24
Playoff Record: 17-7 including 3 Superbowl victories

*please note the combined total playoff appearances of the Packers, Jets and Dolphins is equal to the Patriots playoff wins.

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!


I think it's pronounced, "dats right btches"

 

[Accidic]

I was just playing with terminology. But it was a stupid football play that hopefully he's fined for. If you can't hit a qb like that shouldn't be able to hit anyone like that.

Wait... You can hit a qb?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I guess I'm gonna have to be that a$$hole.

Patriots since 2001:

146-46

Playoff Appearances: 24
Playoff Record: 17-7 including 3 Superbowl victories

*please note the combined total playoff appearances of the Packers, Jets and Dolphins is equal to the Patriots playoff wins.

Caught blatantly cheating: 1
Legit titles: 0
Dicks sucked: Thousands

 

[ChshreCat]

Problem solved in New Jersey...
http://profootballmock.com/rex-ryan-names-drew-brees-as-jets-starting-qb/

 

[finsfan]

Caught blatantly cheating: 1
Legit titles: 0
Dicks sucked: Thousands

damn it, im gonna have to agree with hoppy

 

[Punity]

Wait... You can hit a qb?

Depends on the jersey he's wearing

 

[Punity]

Problem solved in New Jersey...
http://profootballmock.com/rex-ryan-names-drew-brees-as-jets-starting-qb/

That's a playoff team right there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Caught blatantly cheating: 1
Legit titles: 0
Dicks sucked: Thousands

Oh real mature

 

[hopstupid]

I guess I'm gonna have to be that a$$hole.

Patriots since 2001:

146-46

Playoff Appearances: 24
Playoff Record: 17-7 including 3 Superbowl victories

*please note the combined total playoff appearances of the Packers, Jets and Dolphins is equal to the Patriots playoff wins.

They have 0 Superbowls not cheating

You forgot to mention that part


Marshall Faulk seems a little bitter about it

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...atriots-cheated-the-rams-out-of-a-super-bowl/

 

[bluemoose]

They have 0 Superbowls not cheating

You forgot to mention that part

Marshall Faulk seems a little bitter about it

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/01/30/marshall-faulk-patriots-cheated-the-rams-out-of-a-super-bowl/

Marshall Faulk is a ***** and so are you.

[didn't realize another name for a cat is censored]

 

[Punity]

Pussay?

 

[Cape Brewing]

^-------- relevant fact

 

[HoppyDaze]

pussie

 

[Accidic]

Depends on the jersey he's wearing

I thought we were talking about in-game. Not practice... I figured by now they'd just throw in the towel and eliminate all hits on a QB. I mean, as it was last year you have to send a courier notice 10 minutes in advance to the other team to let them know you plan on tackling him right?


Lack of seriousness aside... I see the Bills are going all in on the undrafted kid from WSU who went 4-22 to start week one against the Patriots. While I realize WSU is absolutely god awful... I can't help but wonder what the line on that game is. How many TDs you think I'm safe spotting there Cape? 5? 6? Triple digit win?