Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Deep down you are though. You try to cover it up by droppong a couple hundred dollars on a framed piece of nothing worth less than a McDonalds napkin but you're not fooling anyone. Sunday's come around and we all know.... you slip into your bird (the small winged animal, not The Bird) outfit and do a little dance every time there is a first down.

C'mon.

Admit it

You think I'm a Pack fan? Come on - getting me confused with ollllllllllllllo again?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You think I'm a Pack fan? Come on - getting me confused with ollllllllllllllo again?

WTF!? I thought you were a "shareholder"!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Didn't the cards beat the Pats in their house last year?

Shhhh. Az is here now and the adults are talking

 

[bob1852]

WTF!? I thought you were a "shareholder"!?

Hell no. I "bought" shares in you, remember?

 

[firerat]

Obviously he's a golfer, not a football player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnhNeHAafg

 

[firerat]

Shhhh. Az is here now and the adults are talking

Adults? Where?

 

[bluemoose]

WTF!? I thought you were a "shareholder"!?

Isn't that the dude from one of the richest counties in the country?

Or was it the brewers fan. These new guys hurt my head.

Where is the bouncer when you need him.... That's right, Incognito knocked him out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Isn't that the dude from one of the richest counties in the country?

Or was it the brewers fan. These new guys hurt my head.

Where is the bouncer when you need him.... That's right, Incognito knocked him out.

BOOM!!!

Hammer.... dropped.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hell no. I "bought" shares in you, remember?

Vaguely... I drink a lot dude.

I still thought you had the frame on the wall though.

Oh well.

17 days until the prison raping of Buffalo Bills.

 

[firerat]

Where is the bouncer when you need him.... That's right, Incognito knocked him out.

If you read the police report, Incognito didn't hit anyone at all. He actually got punched by the bouncer.

He was issued a trespassing warning and asked to leave the premises.

 

[bob1852]

Vaguely... I drink a lot dude.

I still thought you had the frame on the wall though.

Oh well.

17 days until the prison raping of Buffalo Bills.

I know ABG did; maybe moto or desert, too.

We made fun of them; so I "bought" shares in you. You even printed up the sheet. 'Twas my avatar for awhile...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I def remember the avatar.

Something tells me the regulars will be returning from migration soon and we'll get to the bottom of this.

 

[Punity]

Can we do roster cuts on this thread?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can we do roster cuts on this thread?

What did I miss!?! I'm missing at least one!

I hit:
- relevant facts
- real mature
- play football

I'm losing my mind! There's one more!!

 

[finsfan]

I think i figured this mess all out. Cape is just mad because he has never got to meet Gronk and he so longs to be like him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

wow

 

[finsfan]

Nailed it

 

[bob1852]

The n00bs try to be obnoxious, but the reality is they are just pathetic.

Cape's been naturally obnoxious for years, he doesn't even have to try any more.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The n00bs try to be obnoxious, but the reality is they are just pathetic.

Cape's been naturally obnoxious for years, he doesn't even have to try any more.

Damn straight hom... Wait. What??

 

[finsfan]

who says we are all trying to be obnoxious? it seems to make a lot of you mad when we are realistic so why wouldn't we stick to that plan

 

[bob1852]

who says we are all trying to be obnoxious? it seems to make a lot of you mad when we are realistic so why wouldn't we stick to that plan

Read the thread title, n00b.

BTW, how's your "college sports discussion" thread going?

 

[Punity]

What did I miss!?! I'm missing at least one!

I hit:
- relevant facts
- real mature
- play football

I'm losing my mind! There's one more!!

Wasn't talking about you. You dont even have to show up for camp to make the cut.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah but I'm still missing one.

Damn it to all hell!!!

 

[finsfan]

I can read jacka$$

Heres some reading, for Cape mostly

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...src=Ext_Email.Epsilon.NL_OFF_OFF_20130822_NFL

 

[Cape Brewing]

Back on topic though...

POP QUIZ: name the NFL team with the most wins this millennium!!

Ready?

GO!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alright... alright... That was way too easy.

Here's a tougher one...

What team holds the record for the most points scored in a season ??

Answer to be given tomorrow.

 

[finsfan]

that must also be the team that isnt the top 5 most wins since the merger, guess who is #2 on that list tho? anyone?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your mom?

 

[bob1852]

that must also be the team that isnt the top 5 most wins since the merger, guess who is #2 on that list tho? anyone?

"Second sucks" ~ Tiger Woods

 

[bob1852]

I can read jacka$$

Heres some reading, for Cape mostly

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...src=Ext_Email.Epsilon.NL_OFF_OFF_20130822_NFL

Link tl;dr