Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Wow, this place has sucked horse cocks the last week or so.

... it's because I've been so busy and haven't been posting.

Some of us have a brewery to run.

*******

 

[the_bird]

Not that anyone cares, but:

Indy over Baltimore. Baltimore's in chaos, and their defense is a shell of what it once was. Ray Lewis is retiring about two years too late. Baltimore's lost four of their past five, and never should have sat down their starting offense last week since they have a brand new (dead guy) as their offensive coordinator. Indy's been on a roll, they've won five of their past six games (losing to Houston, but beating the crap out of them when Houston *needed* to win and the Colts didn't). Their only other recent loss was to New England - no shame in that! They've played pretty ****ty teams with the exception of Houston, but better to beat crap teams than to lose to good teams.

Washington over Seattle, for no other reason than the game is in Washington and Seattle sucks balls on the road. It'll be a good game, though.

Houston's reeling and reeking. They're still hung over from getting whomped by New England. They look horrible. AJ Green kills them in the first half, and LawFirm knocks them cold in Q4. Still can't get over how they gave up against New England.

Green Bay... I don't THINK they're going to be upset, but I won't be shocked in the least if they are. Green Bay's defense isn't good enough to stop AP, and call me old-fashioned but they need SOME semblance of a running game before they worry me too much. Green Bay has just seemed... I guess, complacent, since they won the title. I don't think Christian Ponder is anywhere close to good enough for Minny to do anything beyond next week - and I still think Green Bay is likely to win- but I wouldn't be shocked to see an upset there.

 

[the_bird]

... it's because I've been so busy and haven't been posting.

Some of us have a brewery to run.

*******

If you were smart enough to build a system that could brew more than a ten gallons batch, you might have some free time. Maybe you should ask Paulie to borrow the Megatun?

That's what's retahded about the nanobrew business model; even if you're successful and able to sell all your beer, that just means that you're going to be brewing every single ****ing day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think both of the AFC conference games end in 2-0 scores as all four teams will intentionally play as poorly as possible as to avoid the inevitable azz-fisting that the Pats would inevitably deal them in the later rounds. All four teams will purposely try to lose to avoid that embarrassment and end up mistakenly tackling the other team in the end zone for a safety.

 

[motobrewer]

If you were smart enough to build a system that could brew more than a ten gallons batch, you might have some free time. Maybe you should ask Paulie to borrow the Megatun?

That's what's retahded about the nanobrew business model; even if you're successful and able to sell all your beer, that just means that you're going to be brewing every single ****ing day.

damn.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If you were smart enough to build a system that could brew more than ten gallons at a time, you might have some free time.

That's what's retahded about the nanobrew business model; even if you're successful and able to sell all your beer, that just means that you're going to be brewing every single ****ing day.

Adorable... That's so cute that you feel like you can give advice.

So... what your saying it is WAY smarter to either take out a loan for about a million bucks (at shtty rates since you don't have an existing business) or drain out the savings of family and friends to build a "scaled" brewery... only to find out 1) you hate commercial brewing, 2) you make shtty beer, 3) maybe you make good beer but can't market it worth a sht or 4) all of the above.

No... you're right Bird... self-funding, seeing if you even like doing it while keeping your day job and your INCOME... building a reputation, an account list, a name for yourself and establishing actual cash flow which would make borrowing money or getting investors about a million times easier... yeah... that's stupid. You nailed it dude.

LOL!!!

I'm calling you Moto from now on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.. oh.. and just for the record Bird, sorry... MOTO... the rig and fermentors are 55 gallons and we only have four fermentors so we can basically only brew once a week. And given how we set it up, if we sell 50% of what we can make (or realistically about 17-18 1/6th kegs), we cover all of our expenses.

So.. we have a low pressure way to test things out while, like I was saying, building cash flow and a reputation so that, if we DO like it and want to move forward, we can get investors and/or a loan on dramatically better terms.

So... what I am saying in short is... suck it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Back to your originally scheduled broadcast....

Pats win

 

[Lazarous]

I think both of the AFC conference games end in 2-0 scores as all four teams will intentionally play as poorly as possible as to avoid the inevitable azz-fisting that the Pats would inevitably deal them in the later rounds. All four teams will purposely try to lose to avoid that embarrassment and end up mistakenly tackling the other team in the end zone for a safety.

You're an idiot, just stop talking

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah.

 

[McBrewskie]

Eagles interested in Mike Nolan. Lololololol. Bwaahahhahahahahahahahahahlhlolololololahhahahhaha.

 

[cdubbaya]

If your nano is as successful as that time you tried to brew a 40% beer, we're all in for a treat. Oh wait... nevermind.

Go Packas.

 

[bluemoose]

If your nano is as successful as that time you tried to brew a 40% beer, we're all in for a treat. Oh wait... nevermind.

Go Packas.

Hey, I'm waitin on a bottle of that for the Superbowl. He promised it like a hundred pages back. Maybe you should go back and look for it, that would get Cape good!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah. That would totally get me. You should do that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is awesome. I am checking on flights down to New Orleans and its not going to be a problem at all.

I was a little concerned that it was going to be an inconvenience but its not going to be.

Which is nice.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugggg... Where are my manners!? Yikes. What a jerk I am. I'm sorry.

Can I send anyone anything from New Orleans? Maybe some spoooooky voodoo dolls or something? How 'bout a hurricane glass from Pat O'Brien's!?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots have zero chance of making the big game...

 

[JonGrafto]

Patriots have zero chance of making the big game...

No, I think you meant the BEARS have ZERO chance....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Patriots have zero chance of making the big game...

Hey Hoppy.... What the hell is the date and time for the national championship game that the Ducks are playing in? I can't find it ANYWHERE. I have searched the interwebs for a while. No one knows!

 

[user 574]

This is awesome. I am checking on flights down to New Orleans and its not going to be a problem at all.

I was a little concerned that it was going to be an inconvenience but its not going to be.

Which is nice.

You should totally book it. It'll seal the deal for the pats.

I'll take a voodoo doll. I'll send some hair from my x wife. Ship it COD

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold the phone!!! Did Oregon change their name to the Fighting Irish!?!? Whaaaaat the... I am looking at the national championship game here and I don't see the Ducks! Is this website wrong or something!?!

 

[bob1852]

Ugggg... Where are my manners!? Yikes. What a jerk I am. I'm sorry.

Can I send anyone anything from New Orleans? Maybe some spoooooky voodoo dolls or something? How 'bout a hurricane glass from Pat O'Brien's!?

How 'bout a ticket stub for yet another SB loss?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I see what you did there Az. Witty. Very witty

 

[motobrewer]

this might possibly be my favorite page of this thread.

 

[bluemoose]

this might possibly be my favorite page of this thread.

It was my favorite till you showed up. Thanks Moto.

Cape, send me a picture of the Manning house with a bag of flaming dog sh!t on the front steps.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ducks should be playing in the natty. They only have one loss...and are the best team in the country. You'll see tonight.

 

[McBrewskie]

Hey Hoppy.... What the hell is the date and time for the national championship game that the Ducks are playing in? I can't find it ANYWHERE. I have searched the interwebs for a while. No one knows!

This thread is for real football.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ducks should be playing in the natty. They only have one loss...and are the best team in the country. You'll see tonight.

nah... actually... I won't. there is some grass in my yard still growing that I would rather watch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

ANNNNNND I just fell into four Super Bowl tickets IF the Pats make it (actually dead serious).

this day hasn't sucked... at all

Now the Pats just have to make it... which... is kind of a foregone conclusion

 

[HoppyDaze]

nah... Actually... I won't. There is some grass in my yard still growing that i would rather watch.

ok