Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[troyh]

The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls, the only team to do that.

 

[dataz722]

The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls, the only team to do that.

Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.

 

[motobrewer]

Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.

according to his avatar, "steeler nation" will claim a few more....

 

[troyh]

Coincidently, that is how many women they have raped this season too.

They are trying to keep it at one rape per win this year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

12-12-12

In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.

 

[troyh]

12-12-12

In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.

I thought it was because they never thought they'd have a quarterback so they could retire all common QB numbers. ;-)

 

[bluemoose]

12-12-12

In 1984, the Seattle Seahawks retired the number 12 in honor of their fans.

Because they have never had a player good enough to retire?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Russell Wilson!!! MVP

 

[bluemoose]

Russell Wilson!!! MVP

Just because they legalized it...

 

[user 574]

(sigh... Here we go again, but for the newbies)

For the Championships before the SB don't count fanboys, here's a good stat of SB's; Winning %.

I'm moving all the 1 timers to the bottom since they obviously suck one step above your team who isn't even on the list.

San Francisco 49'ers - 1.000 - 5/5
Green Bay Packers - 0.80 - 4/5
Pittsburgh Steelers - 0.75 - 6/8
New York Giants - 0.750 - 3/4
Dallas Cowboys - 0.625 - 5/8
Oakland (Los Angeles) Raiders - 0.600 - 3/5
Washington Redskins - 0.600 - 3/5
New England Patriots - 0.500 - 3/6
Indianapolis (Baltimore) Colts - 0.500 - 2/4
Kansas City Chiefs - 0.500 - 1/2
Chicago Bears - 0.500 - 1/2
Miami Dolphins - 0.400 - 2/5
Denver Broncos - 0.333 - 2/6
St. Louis (Los Angeles) Rams - 0.333 - 1/3
Buffalo Bills - 0.000 - 0/4
Minnesota Vikings - 0.000 - 0/4
Cincinnati Bengals - 0.000 - 0/2
Philadelphia Eagles - 0.000 - 0/2

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New York Jets - 1.000 - 1/1
Baltimore Ravens - 1.000 - 1/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1.000 - 1/1
New Orleans Saints - 1.000 - 1/1
Arizona (St. Louis) Cardinals - 0.000 - 0/1
Atlanta Falcons - 0.000 - 0/1
Carolina Panthers - 0.000 - 0/1
San Diego Chargers - 0.000 - 0/1
Seattle Seahawks - 0.000 - 0/1
Tennessee Titans - 0.000 - 0/1

And just to confirm. Going and not winning is similar to the strip club experience. It was an event you enjoyed at the time but you still go home and fap fap fap.

 

[troyh]

So a team that goes to the SB twice and wins both is better than a team that goes 100 times and wins 99? Makes no sense.

Clearly, playing in the SB is better than not playing in it so the team with the most visits and then most wins is the best. That makes the Steelers the best team ever to be in the NFL. But everyone already knew that.

 

[bluemoose]

I think we can all agree that the Patriots are the only relevent team of this millenium.

 

[stratslinger]

Another relevant fact (borrowed from Peter King over at Sports Illustrated):

The Pats have scored 242 points in the last 6 games.

The Seahawks scored 242 points in the first _12_ games of the season.

 

[bob1852]

I think we can all agree that the Patriots are the only relevent team of this millenium.

Not when you lose to the Cardinals. At home.

 

[stratslinger]

Not when you lose to the Cardinals. At home.

It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.

 

[Punity]

It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.

Where's his wheel

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's called Parity - ask Hoppy about it.

That was not parity. That was a case of the Patriots just sucking more than the worst team in football...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

(sigh... Here we go again, but for the newbies)

For the Championships before the SB don't count fanboys, here's a good stat of SB's; Winning %.

I'm moving all the 1 timers to the bottom since they obviously suck one step above your team who isn't even on the list.

San Francisco 49'ers - 1.000 - 5/5
Green Bay Packers - 0.80 - 4/5
Pittsburgh Steelers - 0.75 - 6/8
New York Giants - 0.750 - 3/4
Dallas Cowboys - 0.625 - 5/8
Oakland (Los Angeles) Raiders - 0.600 - 3/5
Washington Redskins - 0.600 - 3/5
New England Patriots - 0.500 - 3/6
Indianapolis (Baltimore) Colts - 0.500 - 2/4
Kansas City Chiefs - 0.500 - 1/2
Chicago Bears - 0.500 - 1/2
Miami Dolphins - 0.400 - 2/5
Denver Broncos - 0.333 - 2/6
St. Louis (Los Angeles) Rams - 0.333 - 1/3
Buffalo Bills - 0.000 - 0/4
Minnesota Vikings - 0.000 - 0/4
Cincinnati Bengals - 0.000 - 0/2
Philadelphia Eagles - 0.000 - 0/2

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New York Jets - 1.000 - 1/1
Baltimore Ravens - 1.000 - 1/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1.000 - 1/1
New Orleans Saints - 1.000 - 1/1
Arizona (St. Louis) Cardinals - 0.000 - 0/1
Atlanta Falcons - 0.000 - 0/1
Carolina Panthers - 0.000 - 0/1
San Diego Chargers - 0.000 - 0/1
Seattle Seahawks - 0.000 - 0/1
Tennessee Titans - 0.000 - 0/1

And just to confirm. Going and not winning is similar to the strip club experience. It was an event you enjoyed at the time but you still go home and fap fap fap.

Tddr - Too Depressing Didn't Read

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was not parity. That was a case of the Patriots just sucking more than the worst team in football...

Dude... Stop... Please. You just keep rubbing salt into the wounds of poor Pats fans. We've had such a tough year, you know, wuth how much the Pats suck and all... And you're just gonna pile it on? Not cool man. Seeing how bad the Pats suck (according to you), you should just leave is allow and let us drown in our sorrow.... of how much they suck.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dude... Stop... Please. You just keep rubbing salt into the wounds of poor Pats fans. We've had such a tough year, you know, wuth how much the Pats suck and all... And you're just gonna pile it on? Not cool man. Seeing how bad the Pats suck (according to you), you should just leave is allow and let us drown in our sorrow.... of how much they suck.

Plus Belichick throws like a girl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever.... His throwing motion was affected by the hoodie

 

[Punity]

Whatever.... His throwing motion was affected by the hoodie

Throws better then Sanchez

 

[day_trippr]

Throws better then Sanchez

<SPLORK!!!> Damn, I just beered my keyboard...

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Throws better then Sanchez

A relevant fact!

 

[bluemoose]

I gotta root for the Pats this weekend!!

Another convert to TMDTOTM! I knew you would come around.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Plus Belichick throws like a girl.

Why don't you try to throw with 5 Super Bowl rings on your right hand.

 

[NervousDad]

Why don't you try to throw with 5 Super Bowl rings on your right hand.

It's easy to get 5 when you cheat...

 

[Punity]

Hoppy watching football

 

[Cape Brewing]

I love that freakin' Ancient Aliens guy... I don't know if he's actually that insane or he is just seeing how much he can get away with before, even the producers of the show, just bust out laughing and shut the lights off... and I don't care, it's tremendous either way. Look at the effin' hair alone!!!

just awesome

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy watching football

I would never wear a checkered tie. The rest is pretty spot on...