Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[NordeastBrewer77]

So, just to add to the fun, I gotta pull for the Texans tonight. I couldn't care less about and all AFL matchup aside from the SB, but it'll be alotta fun to see all the excuses here later if the Pats lose.

 

[day_trippr]

Behold the awesomeness.

Cheers!

 

[jammin]

Reigning 3rd down Heavy Weight Champion of the World!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

 

[nukebrewer]

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

You'd think Detroit was wearing Houston uniforms.

 

[jammin]

Is Houston going to show up or didn't they get the memo?

I guess they believed it when the media calleds the Pats underdogs tonight

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Wow, I thought the Texans had a defense....

 

[stratslinger]

In fairness, their defense showed up the last two drives. Their offense is apparently still on the bus... Hoping we're not looking at a tale of two halves here.

 

[nukebrewer]

This is getting ridiculous. Texans better center their chi during halftime.

 

[ChshreCat]

Halftime? Is it 38-0 yet? Good teams lead 38-0 at halftime.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey guys. What's going on?

 

[stratslinger]

Not much, just waiting for the game to start...

 

[Bulls Beers]

28 nuthin losers....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh crap. Did it start?

 

[stratslinger]

Somebody better tell the Texans.


Ya know what? Never mind. It's fun like this.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Imagine if Gronkowski was playing. It would be 48-7...

 

[Punity]

Yea go Brady up 21 get a first Down better pump up the crowd they've been silent all game.

 

[Punity]

Did the cardinals drug the pats?

 

[nukebrewer]

You've got to be kidding me! Dumbest luck I've ever seen.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Scene of the crime

 

[nukebrewer]

Scene of the crime

You're referring to the anal raping that is currently in progress?

 

[stratslinger]

Ok... So that thing that just happened. One, awesome as any New England play should be. But: does that go down in the books as another TD pass for Brady? Just curious.

Also, did Stalworth ever have a Catch that pretty in his first tour with the Pats, because I can't remember one, but they were likely all just overshadowed by Moss...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

.... They may only play starters for the first half. I think HOU and SF are good challenges before the playoffs but I'd like to see the quick HOU offense more than the SF D. Plus MNF.

Epic prediction. Time to pull the starters. Thanks Ravens for starting to fold.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey guys... Seriously... Any fans if other teams that may want to jump on the bandwagon... Now is probably a good time.

 

[stratslinger]

Jets fans need not apply to Cape's offer.


But we'll take just about anybody else.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Looking forward the watching the Pats crush the Texans on Monday, and all the excuses from you a$$hat Texans fans

Fixed that for ya, A$$hat!! bwhahahaha!


Texans, what a fraud team...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you not entertained!?!?!?!?

 

[day_trippr]

Wow.

The local District Attorney ought to file Indecent Exposure charges against the Texans....

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

 

[Bulls Beers]

just a warning to folks... I might be a bit on the arrogant side this week.

Just a loud HA!!