Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Not to change the topic but here's a weird little excercise for NFL fans... sit back, relax... close your eyes and think about how awesome you think your team is. Think about what good wins they've had this year and then think about the games they should have won... and sure... maybe they should have lost a couple but overall, you have to feel good about your team... now... picture your team... with Tom Brady as the QB instead of your crappy QB.

Huhhhhh??? Pretty sweet huh??

That's how Pats fans feel all the time.

 

[Punity]

You don't say?

We actually made a family thing of it last weekend to watch the game... Celebrated my mom's birthday by having everyone over the house for homebrew, pretzels, and another dominating Pats win.

EDIT: And Hoppy, looks like I owe you an apology - I looked back over those old posts, and all I could spot was Punity arguing that there was no incontrovertible evidence on replay that the call was bad (maybe he has cataracts???)...

I believe the word is indisputable. In convertible sounds like something you do after prom.

 

[Punity]

Anyone read the article about eliminating kickoffs and the teams start with 4th and 15 where they can either punt or go for it.

Wtf is wrong with Goodell even entertaining this idea.

 

[motobrewer]

Not to change the topic but here's a weird little excercise for NFL fans... sit back, relax... close your eyes and think about how awesome you think your team is. Think about what good wins they've had this year and then think about the games they should have won... and sure... maybe they should have lost a couple but overall, you have to feel good about your team... now... picture your team... with Tom Brady as the QB instead of your crappy QB.

Huhhhhh??? Pretty sweet huh??

That's how Pats fans feel all the time.

why would I want to lose superbowls?

that's just retahded.

 

[JonGrafto]

Not to change the topic but here's a weird little excercise for NFL fans... sit back, relax... close your eyes and think about how awesome you think your team is. Think about what good wins they've had this year and then think about the games they should have won... and sure... maybe they should have lost a couple but overall, you have to feel good about your team... now... picture your team... with Aaron Rodgers as the QB instead of your crappy QB.

Huhhhhh??? Pretty sweet huh??

Fixed that for you.

 

[McBrewskie]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/06/new-york-madame-anna-gristina-to-name-nfl-honchos-says-were-clients/

Notorious New York City madam Anna Gristina is about to start naming names of high-power clients from her little black book — and an unlucky NFL executive will be the first bombshell name she lets fly

Please be Goodell, please be Goodell, please be Goodell.

 

[Punity]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/06/new-york-madame-anna-gristina-to-name-nfl-honchos-says-were-clients/

Please be Goodell, please be Goodell, please be Goodell.

That's all could think when I heard that today could be the break the nfl needs

 

[McBrewskie]

Fixed that for you.

As a Niner fan you have no idea how often I've done that. **** Alex Smiff.

 

[motobrewer]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8720551/roger-goodell-floats-idea-end-kickoffs-report-says

all goodell wants is more 20+ yard passes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggg.. that remains, by far and away, the most pansy-azz post anyone on HBT can make. "Fixed that for ya!!" Freakin' churns my stomach every time someone is so galactically lame to go with that.

From now on, those people should be "FTF's"... (Fixed That Fairies)

 

[stratslinger]

Is a punt return really going to be all that much less dangerous than a kickoff return, though? I guess you've got less bodies gunning all the way down the field, so maybe there's that...

But there's definitely a high level of irony that the guy proposing this idea to eliminate kickoffs - in the name of protecting players - is the same ******** coach who's been coaching his defense to rush opposing offenses who are taking knees in victory formations in games that have already been decided... Someone needs to be tackled into him, a la Sean Payton circa 2011, only significantly more violently.

 

[Cape Brewing]

" I fixed that for ya!!! I waved my lilttle magic wand and magically made your words change!! Aren't I just the most super duper mostest cleverest!?!"

... this is why I don't own a firearm.

 

[motobrewer]

yeah we get it, cape. you have pictures of men dressed in fairy costumes on your computer. you don't have to tell us twice

 

[JonGrafto]

Uggg.. that remains, by far and away, the most pansy-azz post anyone on HBT can make. "Fixed that for ya!!" Freakin' churns my stomach every time someone is so galactically lame to go with that.

From now on, those people should be "FTF's"... (Fixed That Fairies)

Is that TOM BRADY holding a Busch Light?

 

[JonGrafto]

Uggg.. that remains, by far and away, the most pansy-azz post anyone on HBT can make.

By the way, any post by Cape can be considered "the most pansy-azz post anyone on HBT can make" as well.

 

[motobrewer]

Is that TOM BRADY holding a Busch Light?

ohhhhh hohoho BAM!

thread is over.

 

[JonGrafto]

Found a picture that reminds me of Cape...

 

[Punity]

Bastan

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Fixed that for ya"... Grow a scrotum.

 

[Cape Brewing]

By the way, any post by Cape can be considered "the most pansy-azz post anyone on HBT can make" as well.

Niiiice... The ever-so-convincing, "no! You are!" Argument.

Crafty.

 

[JonGrafto]

Can I ask where your golden boy Brady is ranked amongst QB's for the year?

Here, let me just tell you...
#1 ? - Nope... Aaron Rodgers
#2 ? - Nope... Peyton Manning
#3 ? - Nope... RGIII
#4 ? - Nope... Alex Smith
#5 ? - FINALLY.... There he is...

 

[Punity]

Alex smith? What the he'll stats are these best mustache?

 

[JonGrafto]

I know I thought the same thing. ESPN QB ratings.

 

[Punity]

I know I thought the same thing. ESPN QB ratings.

Gets benched is top 5? Something dont add up

 

[Cape Brewing]

I would respond if it wasnt such a joke

 

[McBrewskie]

Alex smith? What the he'll stats are these best mustache?

Alex Smiff has the number 4 QB rating. It's inflated cause he is captain Checkdown and can't make a big play for his life. That's why his ass is on the bench.

 

[McBrewskie]

Gets benched is top 5? Something dont add up

He was number 3 when he got benched.

 

[McBrewskie]

I would respond if it wasnt such a joke

 

[bluemoose]

Can I ask where your golden boy Brady is ranked amongst QB's for the year?

Here, let me just tell you...
#1 ? - Nope... Aaron Rodgers
#2 ? - Nope... Peyton Manning
#3 ? - Nope... RGIII
#4 ? - Nope... Alex Smith
#5 ? - FINALLY.... There he is...

This can't be relevant, where is Russell Wilson? Surely he is not below the lowly Tom Brady. Who would want Tom Brady and his piddley statistics on their team, when they could have Alex Smith.

 

[McBrewskie]

This can't be relevant, where is Russell Wilson? Surely he is not below the lowly Tom Brady. Who would want Tom Brady and his piddley statistics on their team, when they could have Alex Smith.

As a Niner fan it is very evident that that particular statistic can be misleading. Exhibit A, Alex Smith sucks cock.