Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I vote that football is dumb, a bunch of way overpaid people putting on some uniforms and throwing a ball and running and stuff. Wow. No argument from me on which is better or other stuff. They all suck the same.

Who was voting??

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I vote that football is dumb, a bunch of way overpaid people putting on some uniforms and throwing a ball and running and stuff. Wow. No argument from me on which is better or other stuff. They all suck the same.

Well hello to you too, sir. How's the weather up there?

 

[user 574]

I vote that football is dumb, a bunch of way overpaid people putting on some uniforms and throwing a ball and running and stuff. Wow. No argument from me on which is better or other stuff. They all suck the same.

Of course you would. Your college team in Utah has blue turf. No wait, that's Idaho but same difference.

 

[HoppyDaze]

pretty sure that's an nc but let's not count rose bowls or anything either it's not like you guys won your first one last year

0-12

 

[Punity]

0-12

Ducks NC record nailed it.

 

[WesleyS]

I vote that I is dumb...... I all suck the same.

Hey Cape, is it acceptable in this case?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Nodding slowly in reserved agreement)

 

[user 574]

Kaepernickle in 6 plays looks better than Smith in 6 years.

One nestar: so far

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Kaepernickle in 6 plays looks better than Smith in 6 years.

One nestar: so far

He looks scary good so far, solid arm, great touch, scary good. Why hasn't he been doing more than the Wild Cat.... err Kap?

 

[user 574]

John Gruden is the new Dennis Miller as of late. I am 99% sure he will not be there next year.

Its becoming like fingernails on chalkboard unless he changes his shtick; which he can't change...

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

John Gruden is the new Dennis Miller as of late. I am 99% sure he will not be there next year.

Its becoming like fingernails on chalkboard unless he changes his shtick; which he can't change...

He's always been an ******, that's not changing. GM's found that out awhile ago. And apparently Harbaugh found something one film, they're destroying the Bear's D. This is going to be quick and painful.

 

[emjay]

Toronto will be in the 100th Grey Cup, suckas.

New England who?

 

[user 574]

Ain't that easy headin' west is it?

Unless of course you land in Seattle and ya got replacement refs; then it's just wrong play callin' and you head outta Dodge

 

[bluemoose]

Toronto will be in the 100th Grey Cup, suckas.

New England who?

Lingerie League football?

Bit hairy up there, eh?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Toronto will be in the 100th Grey Cup, suckas.

New England who?

What's a Toronto and in all seriousness, WTF is the Grey Cup? Minor league hockey?

 

[emjay]

What's a Toronto and in all seriousness, WTF is the Grey Cup? Minor league hockey?

No, nothing quite so popular. It's Canadian Football. This IS the football thread, isn't it?

 

[McBrewskie]

Kaep>>>>>>>>Alex Shit

 

[McBrewskie]

Bwhahahahhahhaa did I hear that right? Gronk broke his arm while the Pats were trying to run it up? Lolololol suck a dick you stupid ****ing ******

 

[user 574]

It's never smart to run up the score with 1st stringers when it breaks your top players forearm. Brady could have ended up with scrotum chaffing as well which would have Giselle all up at arms. That would've been really serious.

 

[bluemoose]

Bwhahahahhahhaa did I hear that right? Gronk broke his arm while the Pats were trying to run it up? Lolololol suck a dick you stupid ****ing ******

Really? You really can't come up with anything better that ethnic slurs? So sad!

There is so much material you could use, you're either not smart enough or too bigoted. So sad.

 

[bluemoose]

It's never smart to run up the score with 1st stringers when it breaks your top players forearm. Brady could have ended up with scrotum chaffing as well which would have Giselle all up at arms. That would've been really serious.

See McDoochbag, that is how it is done properly.

Course the chaffing was from tea bagging Andrew Luck all day Sunday. Too much?

 

[McBrewskie]

Really? You really can't come up with anything better that ethnic slurs? So sad!

There is so much material you could use, you're either not smart enough or too bigoted. So sad.

Your right that ****** is a walking venereal disease, I guess I could have used that.

 

[user 574]

See McDoochbag, that is how it is done properly.

Course the chaffing was from tea bagging Andrew Luck all day Sunday. Too much?

yes, sackNlapper

 

[Punity]

God the bears suck. Theyd make me want to break out my CUTLERy and kill myself from this sorry ass showing.


Too much?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

God the bears suck. Theyd make me want to break out my CUTLERy and kill myself from this sorry ass showing.


Too much?

Not tonight it isn't, ****ing pitiful.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah. Hey... Maybe winning just isn't the Bears... FORTE

(BOOM!!! Nailed it!)

 

[McBrewskie]

God the bears suck. Theyd make me want to break out my CUTLERy and kill myself from this sorry ass showing.


Too much?

Nah, the bears are good, you're just watching the debut of a future franchise QB. Alex Smith can eat a bag of dicks.

 

[user 574]

Nah, the bears are good, you're just watching the debut of a future franchise QB. Alex Smith can eat a bag of dicks.

 

[Punity]

Nah, the bears are good, you're just watching the debut of a future franchise QB. Alex Smith can eat a bag of dicks.

Haha really yea the bears look like world beaters tonight. Please its the bears blowing it in November.

 

[Punity]

Sometimes though I wish harblow would have a football launched at his face. I could put a 13 year old girl our their and get less facial reaction .