Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Pat the Patriot is a SAINT!!! How DARE YOU!?!?!?!


And yeah... that fight song sucks worse than you-know-who on this thread.

 

[bluemoose]

ya know, the ones with the dude bent over on the helmet?

<-----Seriously?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

<-----Seriously?

Yes, that one!! His name's Pat? Epic.......


And toadally ghey!

 

[HoppyDaze]

So, since the Patriots lost to the Seahawks, do you root for Seattle to be good so that the loss doesn't seem as bad? The alternative; hate them because they beat you...

 

[the_bird]

Uh, we wait another nine games until Seattle is 7-9, as per usual?

 

[Punity]

Uh, we wait another nine games until Seattle is 7-9, as per usual?

Giving.US to much credit haha. We win divisions with that

 

[HoppyDaze]

Uh, we wait another nine games until Seattle is 7-9, as per usual?

Enjoy your cakewalk schedule and 0-1 playoff record.

 

[user 574]

Bear Down is what's gonna be sung by Packer fans when Matthews knocks Cutler out of the game next time we meet. Or maybe its Jays head getting stuck in Rajis belly button. both scenarios are feasible.

 

[day_trippr]

Giving.US to much credit haha. We win divisions with that

That hasn't gone unnoticed. Trust everyone on that...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Bear Down is what's gonna be sung by Packer fans when Matthews knocks Cutler out of the game next time we meet. Or maybe its Jays head getting stuck in Rajis belly button. both scenarios are feasible.

Yeah, that really strikes fear in the heart. Sure does.

 

[Punity]

Looks like Mickey and Smokey had a love child

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Oops. Forgot to post this week. Sorry guys.

My calculations for this week, against the spread, predict the following:

Dollar-per-vegatables over the 6 Kings
Head-butters over Jingoes
Titans over Baby horses
The national animals of Guyana over The Canners
The UPS team over the USB Cords with the outlet adapters
F-16s over F-15s
The Raptos of the Sea over The Kings of the Jungle
Turbine-powered planes over The Bottle-nosed aquatic mammals
The Chevy Camaro Prototypes over my beloved Ursas
'Skins over Metal workers
Invaders over Tribal Leaders
The Blood-of-an-Englishman Sniffers over Cattle Wranglers
The people in heaven over the Wild Horses
The senior ecclesiastical officials over The Racing Dinghies

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Bear Down is what's gonna be sung by Packer fans when Matthews knocks Cutler out of the game next time we meet. Or maybe its Jays head getting stuck in Rajis belly button. both scenarios are feasible.

Careful now, if Discount Double Check has a couple more games like he did earlier, game 2 might not be as meaningful for the cheese.... what're they now, 4-3? You kinda sound like the Seattle fans, a bit, just a little, claiming the ok team is more than ok.

Yeah, that really strikes fear in the heart. Sure does.

Ahhhh, spoked like a true AFL expansionist. <yawn> One day you people will understand how tradition, regardless of the corniness of it, is what drives the fanbase of teams with... well, tradition.
Oh wait, the Pats have traditions too..... Do they have a fight song about them?

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh my dog, WTF is Pissburg wearing?

 

[ChshreCat]

If anyone is away from their TV and hasn't seen em, the Pissburg throwback unis look just like this:

 

[motobrewer]

Careful now, if Discount Double Check has a couple more games like he did earlier, game 2 might not be as meaningful for the cheese.... what're they now, 4-3? You kinda sound like the Seattle fans, a bit, just a little, claiming the ok team is more than ok.



Ahhhh, spoked like a true AFL expansionist. <yawn> One day you people will understand how tradition, regardless of the corniness of it, is what drives the fanbase of teams with... well, tradition.
Oh wait, the Pats have traditions too..... Do they have a fight song about them?

I had to "bear down" this morning. coffee wasn't working as it usually does....

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I had to "bear down" this morning. coffee wasn't working as it usually does....

You're a sick man, Moto!

Looks like the Bears offense coulda used some coffee this morning. ******** are playing like $hit!

 

[motobrewer]

Looks like the Bears offense coulda used some coffee this morning. ******** are playing like $hit!

there's just....ah.......too many..............um......

 

[motobrewer]

ok i'm gonna have to ****ing vent.

packers just got a sack. by blown blocking by the jags.

these FING commentators are literally sucking dom capers dick, i'm not kidding, they're on their knees.

let me get this straight - the defensive coordinator of the WORST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS is also somehow also one of the "GREAT ****ING DEFENSIVE MINDS OF THE 21ST CENTURY"!??!? do you ****ing hear yourselves talk!??!

all because because he sent a corner blitz!??!? that's ****ing electric football strategy!!! ****!!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

there's just....ah.......too many..............um......

********? I agree. They look like a bunch of fekking sallys.

 

[user 574]

Watching this GB game is like having clothespins pinching my nutsack. f'ing horrible.

 

[ChshreCat]

there's just....ah.......too many..............um......

Don't feel like playing slow-pitch today?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Don't feel like playing slow-pitch today?

Apparently Cam Newton doesn't either. Speaking of once over rated QBs, how's R Dub doing today?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Oh yeah, and that was the D's sixth touch down this year.

 

[motobrewer]

more like, seattle SUCKhawks.


ahhahhahahha!! i crack myself up.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Yessir!!

 

[stratslinger]

Talk about Ram-Jammed... So, is the Rams Offense just that ugly, or have the Pats defensive coaching staff started to figure something out? Something sure as hell looked different.

 

[motobrewer]

more like, seattle SUCKhawks.


ahhahhahahha!! i crack myself up.

hahaha!! still laughing at this....fuk that's funny. i should be a comedian.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Chu know what makes me laugh?


Cowchickens. That team is a total laughing stock, in fact, the whole organization is a f'n side show.

 

[todd_k]

hahaha!! still laughing at this....fuk that's funny. i should be a comedian.

You just quoted yourself?

 

[ChshreCat]

You just quoted yourself?

He's his own biggest fan.

 

[bluemoose]

How bout those Rams!

 

[motobrewer]

You just quoted yourself?

allllll day long, baby!!!!

 

[jammin]

How bout those Rams!

haha - that game was GREAT!

 

[BigPoppa502]

Bears win!

 

[motobrewer]

He's his own biggest fan.

4-4, eh? too bad, such a....mediocre start...

it's what smart people call, "regression toward the mean".

ask me to explain it to you sometime.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Lots of stellar football skills on display today. Tony Romo (ahem) was a solid example of inability to make good decisions paired with piss poor mechanics. Despite the Giants offering up the game several times, Romo managed to throw 4 picks and one TD.... least he threw for 400+ yards, that'll keep the fans in "Big D" happy for another few weeks.
Speaking of good teams, the Seahacks lost to Detroit. Really guys? Wasn't it just a week or so ago that a few blowhard Seattle fans were ready to anoint the entire team as the second coming of the All Madden team?
And even my Bears sucked a little sack today. Had they not caught a break in scheduling this week, they'd've surely kept pace with the Vikings.

 

[ChshreCat]

4-4, eh? too bad, such a....mediocre start...

it's what smart people call, "regression toward the mean".

ask me to explain it to you sometime.

lol, nice subject change.

 

[motobrewer]

lol, nice subject change.

what was the "subject", exactly? how the packers dominated yet again??

or how the seahawks are leaving wins on the bench, in the form of matt flynn?

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

what was the "subject", exactly? how the packers dominated yet again??

or how the seahawks are leaving wins on the bench, in the form of matt flynn?

C'mon man, we all know Russell Wilson is a top candidate for Rookie of the Year!